Mireille Guiliano | 04/09/2010 12:00 am

How to Travel – the Frenchwoman Way

A lifetime frequent flier shares how to globetrot in style – and sanity.

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Though I have many passions in life, I consider myself a bit of an expert on two subjects: champagne and travel, both of which my love for began at an early age. Before I knew exactly what I wanted to do, I knew I wanted to travel. It’s a goal I can proudly say I’ve accomplished in my life and I continue to enjoy today. I’ve spent so many years promoting champagne, and now my books, all over the world that I could probably be considered a professional traveler! I even met my husband of more than 30 years on a weekend jaunt to Istanbul and some of my dearest friends were met while traveling. Though I love to travel, I dislike the process of it. That is, I like it once I get to my destination. Whether for business or for pleasure (sometimes both), over the years, I’ve developed some helpful tricks to make my many hours of travel as enjoyable and smooth as possible.

Employ these time-tested tricks and you might find that your journey can be (almost) as pleasant as your destination. Now if only we could find a way to eliminate those pesky airport and train delays for good! To those I say: Sit back, relax and realize there’s nothing you can do. Grab that book you brought along and enjoy the downtime.

Editor’s Note: Mireille Guiliano is the internationally bestselling author of French Women Don’t Get Fat. Her latest book, Women, Work and the Art of Savoir Faire: Business Sense & Sensibility, was published in the fall of 2009. Her upcoming book, The French Women Don’t Get Fat Cookbook, is due out April 2010. Born in France, she now divides her time between New York City, Paris and Provence. She can be reached at mireilleguiliano.com and frenchwomendontgetfat.com.
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Joan Larsen

How could I not love Mireille Guiliano, a woman who shares my love of travel as well as my not so secret passion:  drinking good champagne as often as possible.  Any evening can be a celebration once you pop the cork — and we do quite often.  Toasts freely given and received often set the tone for the evening, and a sip seems like drinking stars.

The tips she shares are good ones.  Over the years, I have found that too few of my friends use the conceirge at the hotel.  Instead, I find that waste precious vacation time standing in lines in London and New York to access tickets to theater.  Just a moment with the hotel’s conceirge and, after a day spent wandering the city, you return to find the best seats in the house for theatre that night waiting for you.  I have never been disappointed.  Suggestions and reservations for dinner done in this way open the door to some of my most memorable dining experiences, especially in Europe.  After a long day on my feet in museums, I also find that ordering room service is often far less costly and decidedly more comfy than waiting for service down the street when you are tired.  I always - always - put the "do not disturb" sign out and have a TV on low if I am leaving my room in the evening - a simple precaution but hopefully a smart one.

By Joan Larsen on 04/09/2010 12:54 am
nyc
Joan, what a great idea about putting the sign on the door when you go out.  I once had some items stolen from my hotel room when I was out for the evening, and this sounds like a very smart idea.
By nyc on 04/10/2010 10:37 am
TerryFitzpatlrick
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By TerryFitzpatlrick on 04/09/2010 9:48 am
DonnaH

Not all of us stay at the kind of place that have concierges. I stay at budget hotels, bed & breakfast places (in Europe they’re not the fancy-schmancy expensive inns they are in the U.S., they’re inexpensive places to stay) & even hostels.  I can travel more often, stay longer, & often someone at the hotel is a traveler who’s been to or is from the place I’m going to next & has great tips for that place.

Not eating on the plane isn’t always practical. For me, getting to Europe means leaving from Chicago.  That means getting to where the O’ Hare Express leaves from, a coach trip of an hour & a half to Chicago, arriving the recommended two hours ahead of time for an international flight (I give myself at least an half-hour more than that because my replacement knees set off alarms & I have to be wanded or patted down), then an eight hour plus flight to Heathrow (my starting point for most European trips), then going through customs, getting my train pass validated, exchanging some cash, then a Tube ride into town.  Ms Guiliano is suggesting I spend at least 14 hours with no food but a banana & a package of nuts?  Or is she advocating eating airport restaurant food, which is expemsive & IMO, not any better than airline food?

I don’t know which airport she travels from, but I’ve never been in one where I cannot buy bottled water at some point after airport security & before boarding.  I always take a bottle or two of water on with me, so I have it right away & don’t have to wait until the plane is in the air before hassling the plane staff.

Ms. Guiliano’s description of her demands for water on board just might make her the kind of unpleasant passenger airline staff write about in memoirs.

By DonnaH on 04/09/2010 10:15 am
MaggieW
Good tips about traveling.  Although, I’m not sure what defines them as being French.  I have traveled often and far; the only part I detest is the travel involved, specifically by plane.  The best tip mentioned is traveling at off peak hours and during off season.   Everything is almost tolerable, and arriving at your destination during the night is somewhat hassle free.
By MaggieW on 04/09/2010 11:51 am
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This person, Guilano, is a nationalistic pathetic snob.

Read here:

http://www.readersread.com/features/mireilleguiliano.htm

She advocates boozing up kids (which has been provably shown to increase adult alcohol abuse) and constantly  talks about French this and that.

It kills me she talks as is she has savoir faire but she is repulsive, apparently doesn’t have kids and engaged in nearly perpetual hedonism and unnecessary travel.

Simply put, Guilano DISGUSTS me.

By mickrussom on 04/10/2010 5:32 am
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By Community Manager on 04/10/2010 9:06 am
nyc
I’ve met Mireille and she was absolutely lovely.  Very kind and friendly.  I think these travel tips are great.  I’m going to Europe in a couple of months and will keep them in mind, especially the part about not checking luggage.  DonnaH, I have a feeling Mireille was just encouraging people to bring their own food, not necessarily exactly what she brings.  Of course, bring a bigger meal with you if it’s a 14-hr. trip.  Mireille probably goes straight from NY, so it’s a shorter trip.
By nyc on 04/10/2010 10:11 am
Lee Harrison
I have friends who just had a terrible experience shipping their luggage via UPS to Venice where they were to board a cruise ship.  Long story short, the luggage didn’t catch up with until their last night on board.  Frankly, I’d take my chances with the airlines.
By Lee Harrison on 04/11/2010 1:26 pm
DonnaH
I do take snacks with me, but after wiping mashed fruit out of the bottom of purses or forgetting baggies of stuff until I can smell it, I leave anything that’s soft or spoils at home. Maybe Mirielle is one of those lucky women that can travel with a purse the size of a business envelope.  I can’t…once I lugged a purse that the airline decided was carry-on luggage!!!
By DonnaH on 04/13/2010 9:46 am
JHolmes
Great tips, and not only from Mirelle Guiliano. My sister is currently on a 2 week trip to South Africa and her luggage went to London.  Needless to say for 6 days she was getting tired of wearing the same clothes.
By JHolmes on 04/10/2010 10:31 pm
TiranaBlues
Personally, I found Ms. Guilliano’s travel tips are not very innovative. I mean, really - what a great new suggestion - bring a book with you. I am an American expat living overseas, and one leg of my flights back and forth to the US is nine hours long. I can just imagine not eating during the whole trip - no thank you. By the way, there is nothing worse than having your seat mate eating a smelly hamburger with fries next to you.  In regards to her tip that you should never check a bag, I am getting increasingly tired of travelers who try to stuff their huge bags (how the airlines allow them to do this is beyond me) into the overhead compartments, taking up the small space that I feel I am entitled to with the purchase of my seat. When I travel, I always take a lightweight change of clothes in my carry on bag, just in case my bag is delayed. Since I buy all my clothes/other items in the States, I am usually traveling with two large suitcases upon my return to Europe. I do make a very detailed list of everything that is in each suitcase, with the receipts, for filing a claim with our international insurance company if a bag is lost. 
By TiranaBlues on 04/11/2010 9:20 am
OE
This video should be titled "Travel for Dunces".  Nothing new, nothing that anyone with half a brain wouldn’t figure out on their own.  And what is this about the thought that it has to be the best, the perfect, the thing everyone should do because a French woman says so? Give me a break!
By OE on 04/11/2010 3:29 pm
Dianacole
I love her books and she gives great tips. Her books are about her personal experiences and I love reading them.
By Dianacole on 04/11/2010 7:20 pm
toonie
I suspect that the author probably travels business or 1st class unlike those of us who fly steerage.  I do try to drink lots of water which unfortunately results in numerous trips to the loo, which is why I like an aisle seat.  I always bring a book but since I fly from the West Coast, my flight to Europe runs more like 10-12 hrs.  I wish I could afford Miyagi but my lifestyle and wallet are more in line with Penneys.  I’ve never learned to pack light but I’m working on it.  But carryon only?  I think not.
By toonie on 04/13/2010 8:29 pm