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Conversation | 06/20/2008 12:00 am

The Desert Island Reading List

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Say you’re banned to a deserted island. Of course it’s going to be an island where it never rains and where it’s not too hot and you won’t get skin cancer. What books would you take along?

JUDITH: For me it would depend on the state of my memory. If my memory’s gone, I’ll go by my mother’s idea, which was, she said, “Old age is a wonderful thing. You just need two good books. By the time you finish the second one, you’ve forgotten the first and you can start again.”

LIZ: Oh, that is fabulous.

JUDITH: But if my memory is still there it would be Moby-Dick, because that’s like an encyclopedia. You can read about anything.

MARY: I’d take an encyclopedia.

JUDITH: Well, Moby-Dick is a little more readable, but it explains law, it explains music, it explains everything. And so that would be my choice.

MARY: I would take the biggest encyclopedia ever made … so big that I couldn’t live long enough to read it all.

LIZ: Well, I guess you all won’t care and you’ll think this is just an egotistical aside, but I once had a big romance with a guy who was Herman Melville’s grandson. It was extremely satisfactory. So here’s what I’d take: I’d take all ten volumes of Will and Ariel Durant’s The Story of Civilization with The Lessons of History and then I’d take the Encyclopedia Britannica, because you’re going to be there a long time and you’ve a lot of reading to do.

It’s just a way of learning about a lot of things and, to me, at that point, you might just want to revisit a lot of things.

JANE: Well, I’d take An Incomplete Education, which — I never went to college — teaches you the difference between The Iliad and The Odyssey, without having to read either one.

LIZ: Now wait a minute. One of them is about the Trojan War and the other’s about the founding of Rome.

JUDITH: Very good, Liz.

JANE: I sometimes think Liz has working knowledge of almost everything.

JUDITH: Jane, why would you want to avoid reading them? They’re good books.

JANE: I know. It’s just a way of learning about a lot of things you might have missed, and also you might just want to revisit a lot of things, like Einstein’s question, "What would a light beam look like if you could catch up to one?" Would you see a stationary wave frozen in time?

Also, I’d like some sci-fi books by William Gibson, his new one Spook Country or Neuromancer, or something by Ursula Le Guin, or Philip K. Dick, maybe Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Because reading about the dark dystopian worlds depicted in novels like these might make you feel fairly content, even lucky, being alone on a desert island. Also, something metaphysically or scientifically explorative like Feynman’s Lost Lecture or The Chemistry of Conscious States by J. Allan Hobson, or The Tibetan Book of the Dead. Visions and Hyperspace by Michio Kaku would get your mind off of all of that sand. The Art of Looking Sideways is great! The Phenomenon of Man by Teilhard de Chardin and a great book of poetry, because you can read poetry over and over again and commit favorites to memory and recite them out loud to yourself. The sound of your own voice emitting deep poetic observations — what good company that could be! Oh, and I would want that beautiful, brilliant book of essays by Hilton Als, The Women. I would pack this first.

LIZ: I could just take The Western Canon by Harold Bloom, which I keep reading all the time and then I forget what I just learned about Montaigne or whoever … I have to go back.

JUDITH: You’ve given me a good idea, which is to take The Iliad and a Greek Lexicon, because you’d have all the time in the world and I’d finally learn Greek.

LIZ: You mean no one would take The Devil Wears Prada?

75 Reader Comments (so far…) Sign In or Register to comment

Serena .
Double crap! Also, everything by Rita Mae Brown. Love that Rita!!
By Serena . on 06/20/2008 9:24 am
Serena .
Sure thing! :) LOL
By Serena . on 06/21/2008 8:07 am
Deborah in Paris
I’d go with the complete works of Jane Austen and all the Peter Wimsey mysteries by Dorothy Sayers.
By Deborah in Paris on 06/20/2008 6:54 am
Bonnie Oliver
Oh Deborah I hope I can swim also over to your island so that we can do a book-exchange.
By Bonnie Oliver on 06/20/2008 9:47 am
Barbara
you guys are way too literary for me. I’d want a HUGE stack of all different kinds of books, but let’s get some light stuff in there. And then an even bigger stack of clean paper so I could write my own novels.
By Barbara on 06/20/2008 8:22 am
Mugsy Peabody
That’s great on the write-your-own. That’s one of the reasons I wanted my PowerBook. Project Guttenberg also, because the classics are all on line.
By Mugsy Peabody on 06/20/2008 11:38 am
Rachel
I’d take a case filled with all the classics from Dickens to Tolstoy to Shakespeare. I’ve read a fair share of them. Few writers today can compare with their richness and depth, a combination of beautiful imagery, a telling of universal truthes, a weaving of words that borders on poetry. I’d also take a fair share of erotica :)
By Rachel on 06/20/2008 8:49 am
Get Sporty
I’d also take a fair share of erotica”—maybe go to Frank’s island then so you’re not ‘lonely’ ;)
By Get Sporty on 06/20/2008 11:47 am
Frank Peterson
Sounds good to me—read Shakespeare if you want erotica—sexiest writer n the planet
By Frank Peterson on 06/20/2008 4:05 pm
Rachel
HaHa! No thank you, just my intuition ;)
By Rachel on 06/20/2008 4:39 pm
Frank Peterson
Intuition—yes I’ve heard of it—myth isn’t it ;-)
By Frank Peterson on 06/20/2008 11:21 pm
theCHEROKEErose
i would take ‘gone with the wind’, ‘giant’, and at least one book about mozart
By theCHEROKEErose on 06/20/2008 9:03 am
Rachel
I just read everyone’s entries. Ladies, we are fantasizing here, no need for survival worries. This is a readers dream. I’m picturing white sandy beaches, palm trees swaying in the breeze all needs taken care of so that I can gaze out into the ocean and read to my hearts content. I’d also bring the precious children’s novels, Anne of Green Gables, The Hobbit, Treasure Island, etc. Notice that it doesn’t says we are banned on the island forever. So I’m going to say I’m banned for two weeks, all means included, great wine in the evening and good strong coffee in the morning. Perhaps a handsome, intelligent man in his mid 50’s is banned down the beach a ways so we could discuss books, sip wine and …. flirt.
By Rachel on 06/20/2008 9:10 am
Rita T
Great choices above by you all, but … I have tried to think of books I could pack into a backpack for convenience! In no particular order: the Bible, a book of Emily Dickinson poems, book of Flannery O’Connor’s short stories and one of Kate Chopin, a good volume of the History of Western Civilization, the works of William Shakespeare, and Ruth Doan MacDougall’s series of books about a character named Snowy (the Cheerleader, Snowy, Henrietta Snow, and the Husband Bench). I am sure there are other books I will miss having with me … but … you gotta make choices sometimes.
By Rita T on 06/20/2008 12:50 pm
kermie b
A Kindle would solve all these problems, but I like real books, ones you don’t need a wi-fi connection for. Besides, Frank has the coconut drinks, now who is bringing snacks? We are having a real beach party!
By kermie b on 06/20/2008 1:35 pm