Conversation | 04/25/2008 12:00 am

Whoopi: 'Ma, Don't Freak Out. But, Yes, This Is Marlon Brando'

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JOAN: Great memories, unexpected memories. This came out of our meeting yesterday when Whoopi … when, Whoopi, you were suddenly talking about Marlon Brando playing the piano for you.

WHOOPI: Yes. Well, you know, I don’t even know what triggered it. He’s been on my mind the last couple of weeks anyway. I had never met him, and my agent called me one day and said, “Marlon Brando’s looking to get a hold of you.” And I said, “Yeah. OK. Right.” And he said, “No, no, seriously.” I said, “Fine. Give him my phone number.” I thought this was just bananas.

And the phone rang and it was Marlon, with that voice, with that sound. And he said, “You know, I would love to sit down and talk to you. I want to meet you. I think you’re wonderful.” All these great accolade things. I just thought, “Oh, OK. Marlon Brando wants to meet me. OK. Just stay calm,” and I said, “Let’s meet tomorrow.” And I gave him my address. He gave me his address. And I just sort of floated through the rest of the house. About an hour later, I hear the piano being played in my house, my house in Los Angeles, downstairs. And I think, “I don’t know anybody who can play the piano.”

LESLEY: How did he get into your house?

WHOOPI: Came through the gates and just walked right through because it was just open. So he came …

LESLEY: Oh, my God!

WHOOPI: … saw the piano and sat down and started playing. So I come downstairs and I’m looking. I’m saying, “Who the hell is this?” I look and it’s Marlon Brando. And I thought, “Marlon Brando’s playing the piano in my house.”

LESLEY: Oh, my God. Unreal.

WHOOPI: So, I say, “Hi. I thought we were actually meeting tomorrow. Did I misunderstand …” He says, “Oh, I just wanted to see where you live. And the gate was open and I came in. You’ve got this great piano.” And he played. He just played music.

LIZ: Do you remember what he played, Whoopi?

WHOOPI: No. I want to say it was like "Stardust." But maybe that’s because that’s my feeling for him, when I think about him.

LESLEY: That’s the best story I ever heard.

WHOOPI: Yeah. And after he finished playing we sat on my couch and I’m, internally, going, “Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.” And I’m talking very smartly, you know. I’m talking very interestingly and I’m being very intelligent. And my mom comes walking through and she kind of stops and I say, “Ma.” In that ma way, “Ma, don’t freak out. But, yes, this is Marlon Brando.” And she walked over, she extended her hand and she said, “How do you do, Mr. Brando.”

LESLEY: She was perfect.

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47 Reader Comments (so far…)

Maggi D

I would love to say something smart and witty but all I can come up with is geez I envy you all. Brando would have topped it but they all seem like a once in a lifetime experience.

By Maggi D on 04/25/2008 12:45 am
Dona Howlett

My most fullfilling meeting was in 2001. I meet President Clinton and Hillary at a private graduation party at Stanford University. We, my husband and I had a long conversation with both of them…….talking about his Presidency…..Hillary’s job as a Senator, (which she said she loved)…. Basketball, President Clinton said he would stay late in the Oval office to watch Stanford play…..and get scolded by Hillary. (they both laughed) I told her I hoped I lived long enough to see her as our first woman President…I still hope and pray she wins. They are both so loving to each other. It was an honor to be in their presense and have such a wonderful conversation.
President Clinton is the most Charasmatic person I’ve had the privilege to be with, the room was filled with a rare energy when he was there. I’ve met other important people in my life, but this was the very best!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve said to my friends……many people pay thousands upon thousands of dollars to be in their presense and shake his and her hand. To have a personal conversation is beyond fabulous.
I love both of them.

By Dona Howlett on 04/27/2008 5:44 pm
Jo Jo

I so agree with you Maggi D - These little tales are the reason I keep coming back here. What an incredible experience to be able to share with your friends and your MOM! Wow

By Jo Jo on 04/27/2008 7:06 pm
Suzanne de Cornelia

Oh, jeese, I’m freaking and wasn’t there and he’s dead. What a terrific man and what a terrific story. He just had to come and see who Ms. Thang was herself. I heard a story that he and Jackie Kennedy, when she still lived in Georgetown after JFK’s death, went to a dark Georgetown restaurant/bar….got a little hot and tipsy and slid down on the banquette and necked. Who knows if it’s true but like the image!

Cool story Whoopie, made me smile, thank you. Your mother sounds like my mother, a peach.

By Suzanne de Cornelia on 04/25/2008 12:51 am
theCHEROKEErose

do you have permission from grace kelley/prince rainier’s families to use grace kelleys image and name….kind of scary…knowing that you can still be ‘used’ after you’re gone…

By theCHEROKEErose on 04/25/2008 7:42 am
Bella Mia

I just watched Gorilla’s in the Mist for the first time, and lo and behold dian fossey tortured some poachers. She pretended she was going to hang them, and she even kicked the stools out from under them - but the ropes weren’t tied. (Would it be OK to waterboard a poacher for a few seconds to save an entire band of gorillas?)

Whoopi that is the wildest story, and Liz’s and Lesley’s. Mine is: I shook the hand of a man who shook hands with Adolph Hitler. He was a retired professor of economics who had visited Germany while a Rhodes Scholar. He told me about the strangeness of that encounter and how interested Hitler was in knowing what the British were thinking and saying about him. That makes me 2 degrees of separation from Hitler!

By Bella Mia on 04/25/2008 12:58 am
Jenny Oops

Amazing stories, all. I’m jealous, teee heee!

By Jenny Oops on 04/25/2008 3:27 am
Diane

That story is one of the many reasons you are my idol Whoop. I don’t have an agent but maybe someday someone will call my house and say …Whoopi Goldberg wants to meet you….LOL…you are the best Whoop love ya by the way thanks for the pic.

By Diane on 04/25/2008 5:50 am
JMK Singer

You would not think that an old antique shop owner in a small NC town would have a celeb story but I have one I cherish a lot.
Perry Como and his wife Roselle used to come in our mini mall and have a lunch with their friends. One day Perry came into our shop and talked a bit with us. I quickly told him that he sang at our wedding (tape of course). Then he left and immediately returned saying : “Roselle wants to know if I got paid for this performance at your wedding. ”
I said “No, I am late with that” and immediately handed him one of my husband’s paintings.
He refused to accept it over and over again but finally went out with it.
Next day, both Roselle and Perry came back to say thank you to us.
Whenever he was in for lunch he would put his head in the door and say “hello”.
I am still giddy thinking about these moments.

By JMK Singer on 04/25/2008 6:37 am
Suzanne de Cornelia

Love Perry Como…lucky, lucky you! Esp love his song, “And I Love You So”….great human being.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SzQyWy_7uE

By Suzanne de Cornelia on 04/27/2008 1:40 am
Patra

The closest celebrity story I have is about Charlton Heston. When he died recently, I pulled out pictures taken in the summer of 1954 when he was filming the movie “Far Horizons in Jackson Hole Country. It was after my freshman year in college and I was working at a “ranch” - cabins, restaurant, Horse back riding, etc and when we waitresses were off work, we would sneak on the movie sets. We told some of the cast and crew about a “hot pool” at our ranch - hot springs, and cooled with moutain streams. One night Charlton Heston and some of the crew showed up at the restaurant…ate dinner there…and wanted us to take them to the Hot Pool. We did, and were very shocked to find that they “skinny dipped”. It really was too dark to see anything…only moonlight and car headlights to find our way to the pool. We gals kept our swimsuits on, and we had a fun evening. My daughter loved to shock her friends by telling them that her mom went “skinny dipping” with Charlton Heston…..and sometimes the story said “Moses”.

By Patra on 04/25/2008 8:14 am
Jozie Lee

Marlon Brando at the piano. Now, that’s a Wow moment!!

By Jozie Lee on 04/25/2008 8:22 am
E Stanley

Thanks for these stories, ladies. Glorious, but I did like Joan’s best.

By E Stanley on 04/25/2008 10:41 am
Beverly Poncia

I’m so glad you got to have that Dian Fossey moment Leslie. Never would have happened if not for Dian as the mountain gorillas would be extinct by now. The fact that this still might happen is simply unthinkable.

By Beverly Poncia on 04/25/2008 11:29 am
Iris Odonata

Wow. Yes, the surreal moments in our lives. Thank you all for sharing them. I do have a question for Leslie.
How have you used that moment of communication to improve your own skills as a journalist? What is the gift she gave you?

By Iris Odonata on 04/25/2008 11:31 am