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Conversation | 04/25/2008 12:00 am

Whoopi: 'Ma, Don't Freak Out. But, Yes, This Is Marlon Brando'

© AP

JOAN: Great memories, unexpected memories. This came out of our meeting yesterday when Whoopi … when, Whoopi, you were suddenly talking about Marlon Brando playing the piano for you.

WHOOPI: Yes. Well, you know, I don’t even know what triggered it. He’s been on my mind the last couple of weeks anyway. I had never met him, and my agent called me one day and said, “Marlon Brando’s looking to get a hold of you.” And I said, “Yeah. OK. Right.” And he said, “No, no, seriously.” I said, “Fine. Give him my phone number.” I thought this was just bananas.

And the phone rang and it was Marlon, with that voice, with that sound. And he said, “You know, I would love to sit down and talk to you. I want to meet you. I think you’re wonderful.” All these great accolade things. I just thought, “Oh, OK. Marlon Brando wants to meet me. OK. Just stay calm,” and I said, “Let’s meet tomorrow.” And I gave him my address. He gave me his address. And I just sort of floated through the rest of the house. About an hour later, I hear the piano being played in my house, my house in Los Angeles, downstairs. And I think, “I don’t know anybody who can play the piano.”

LESLEY: How did he get into your house?

WHOOPI: Came through the gates and just walked right through because it was just open. So he came …

LESLEY: Oh, my God!

WHOOPI: … saw the piano and sat down and started playing. So I come downstairs and I’m looking. I’m saying, “Who the hell is this?” I look and it’s Marlon Brando. And I thought, “Marlon Brando’s playing the piano in my house.”

LESLEY: Oh, my God. Unreal.

WHOOPI: So, I say, “Hi. I thought we were actually meeting tomorrow. Did I misunderstand …” He says, “Oh, I just wanted to see where you live. And the gate was open and I came in. You’ve got this great piano.” And he played. He just played music.

LIZ: Do you remember what he played, Whoopi?

WHOOPI: No. I want to say it was like "Stardust." But maybe that’s because that’s my feeling for him, when I think about him.

LESLEY: That’s the best story I ever heard.

WHOOPI: Yeah. And after he finished playing we sat on my couch and I’m, internally, going, “Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.” And I’m talking very smartly, you know. I’m talking very interestingly and I’m being very intelligent. And my mom comes walking through and she kind of stops and I say, “Ma.” In that ma way, “Ma, don’t freak out. But, yes, this is Marlon Brando.” And she walked over, she extended her hand and she said, “How do you do, Mr. Brando.”

LESLEY: She was perfect.

48 Reader Comments (so far…) Sign In or Register to comment

Bonnie Oliver
Once a friend of a friend who did maintenance at the Berkeley Lab gave me a brief tour of the place. Across the room this gentleman passed by wearing jeans and a red plaid woolen pendleton shirt. That is Dr. Teller my escort said. Just like that, I saw a man of destiny.
By Bonnie Oliver on 04/25/2008 12:15 pm
Elizabeth Bennett
When I took physics at UC Berkeley, Dr. Teller came in and gave a lecture on the Curvature of Space. [Capitals intended as the topic was so astounding.] It was a perfectly wonderful lecture. I hope someone tape recorded it. It really brought all sorts of principles of physics together in a way that everyone left the lecture dazed and awed. Even so, I knew many physicists who despised him due to the way he betrayed Oppenheimer. [See http://www.ralphmag.org/BJ/teller.html ] Still, Teller was a true teacher and it was a rare treat to hear his thoughts on the Curvature of Space.
By Elizabeth Bennett on 04/27/2008 3:33 pm
Jeannie Fitzsimmons
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By Jeannie Fitzsimmons on 04/25/2008 12:16 pm
Eileen T
Ladies, loved those stories. Thanks for sharing and making me smile!
By Eileen T on 04/25/2008 3:03 pm
Lena B
I loved those stories!!! This site is so awesome! The cutest story I can think of that involved contact with a celebrity was in the nineties when I was dating my husband. We enjoyed a wonderful weekend at the plush Hotel Nikko in Atlanta. As we were leaving and waiting for the valet to bring the car, I kept looking at a rather scraggly looking man who was with a couple of people outside. I wasn’t thinking celebrity or anything else actually, but he looked familiar. I guess he caught me staring and looked at me, so embarassed, I quickly looked away. Well the valet came, we got in the car and I couldn’t help it; I looked at him again- he looked so familiar. The man was standing close enough to my car door to look down at me and flash me an amazing smile as we pulled away. I screamed, “Oh s**t that was Donald Sutherland!!!” He knew I was struggling to recognize him, so he smiled at me (knowing I would then recognize him ) as I was pulling away LOL!
By Lena B on 04/25/2008 3:42 pm
brad berger
Whoopi please discuss this on The View - thank you Quoting Dr. Bernadine Healy from an article she wrote in U.S. News & World Report February 19, 2008 : “There’s an argument out there that oral sex is not sex….To some young people , oral sex preserves virginity – technically speaking – and allows for what is perceived as risk-free sexual intimacy. From a medical perspective, however, this is sex – and generally, as practiced, it’s unsafe. People seem clueless that sexually transmitted diseases such as herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and human papillomavirus [and also syphilis] can take hold in parts of the oral cavity during sex with infected partners and that the oral contact can infect the genitals, too….Granted, the major risk for STDs comes with vaginal sex, but the relative ease and growing frequency of oral sex among those engaging in casual “hookups” is a virtual epidemic in the making. Providing our young people with graphic medical information and stern parental and medical guidance is long overdue. ” This information has not been provided to young people and should be provided immediately.
By brad berger on 04/25/2008 4:21 pm
Pamela Wells
Wonderful stories! I, too, have a Marlon Brando story, but not nearly as juicy as Whoopie’s! Marlon used to be a client of someone for whom I worked. While I was at work, Marlon and I would speak on the telephone. I guess I probably gave him my home phone number (he probably asked for it). He used to call me at my home in the mornings, when I was working for the NEXT guy I worked for. Well, Marlon would ramble on so much that one day I was late for work. I told my boss I was late ‘cause I was talking with Marlon Brando on the phone. He didn’t believe me. Well, knowing that this boss would not, in all probability, believe me, I had surrepticiously tape-recorded a portion of my conversation with Marlon and brought it into the office that morning. I told my boss my story, he listened to the tape, and then said, “By golly, you’re RIGHT! It IS Marlon Brando!” Well, DUH! (I don’t lie.) I was on a temp job at another office one day. The attorneys in this office represented one of Marlon’s kids. I asked one of the female attorneys how the case was going, and she snootily responded, “I don’t think it’s any business of yours.” Like, “mind your own business.” She and some other attorneys and I were standing in an office. Just then, the phone rang. One of the male attorneys walked over to the desk and picked up the phone. He said, “Yes? What? Oh yes. She’s here,” and he handed the phone to me (!). It seems that Marlon had tracked me down and had asked the attorney to turn the phone over to me! You should have seen the astonished look on that snooty female lawyer’s face! She could NOT believe it! I was so happy that Marlon had called me!! Anyway, he called me every day for a couple of weeks, then stopped. I learned that he was kind of lonely and would sit in his house and go through his address book and just “demon dial” all the people he knew, and start a chat with them. Man, he must have been tired by the time he got to me, since my last name begins with a “W”!
By Pamela Wells on 04/25/2008 4:46 pm
Brooklyn Gal
My niece called me to tell me she just ran into Nicole Kidman at a restaurant in Nashville. She is someone I always wanted to meet.
By Brooklyn Gal on 04/25/2008 4:53 pm
Harriet C.
Thank you all. Your stories show how human we all are, including that sweet gorilla. I have a Sinatra story. It was when he was playing at the Paramount in New York City with the Dorsey band. I was waiting for a friend in front. He came out of the theater, approached me and said some unprintabe things. I said “Are you kidding?” He laughed and walked away. I have never forgotten it.
By Harriet C. on 04/25/2008 5:36 pm
Michael Salling
Harriet, are you kidding? It’s the 21st Century — you’re writing on the most sophisticated website of the age! What could be so unprintable? That’s not a story, that’s lingus interruptus.
By Michael Salling on 04/25/2008 7:22 pm
Harriet C.
Are YOU kidding, Michael?
By Harriet C. on 05/05/2008 6:57 pm
Pamela Munro
I saw a halo around a Vedantist priest at a service. He had an aura akin to the Dalai Lama - So halos do exist. I dated a relative of Brando’s in college, does that count? They all had problems with alcohol, poor things. The Indian blood of the plains, perhaps. I also went about with a man who worked with Teller to build the atomic bomb at Las Alamos - and when I was in Berkeley, someone smuggled me into the atomic reactor complex in the middle of the night - I expected it to be stainless steel - but it was all grey concrete. And at a NYC dinner party I sat next to Jerzy Kosinsky & had to admit that I had always meant to read the Painted Bird, his novel…It was a great experience as a young actress to be in one of the last of the great mini-series Backstairs at the White House - as everyone on the set was a star - and I was with Sara Ballantine (Karl Ballantine’s kid) & Fred McMurray’s kid - & I was there because the producer thought I was a nice girl (and I was impressed that the director, who had done so much TV had worked at the Abbey Theatre in Dublin!) I had a star on my dressing room & everything!
By Pamela Munro on 04/25/2008 7:32 pm
Orane Grandmaise
On Wednesday May 13th 1987 we happened to be in Vienna on a short business trip. Finishing early that day we were walking by city hall and read in the window of a restaurant that Placido Domingo would be singing at the Rathhausplatz (something like an open courtyard of the city hall) later that afternoon and that admission was free. Also present were going to be the Vienna Boys’ choir and members of the Vienna ballet company. We went for lunch and rerturned later to the city hall when all of sudden it started to rain, actually it just poured and poured. So that was it, we decide to leave. Just as we were making our way out of our seats, someone appeared with plastic ponchos for everyone who wanted to stay, and if memory serves we were also given a small towel to wipe our seats that were now very wet. How could we not, we went back to our seats and in a flash the orchestra (none other than the Vienese Symphony I believe)opened with a most beautiful rendition of the Cicilian Vespers. The crowd was absolutely mesmerised by the beautifully haunting melody being played in the rain which had lightened up a bit by then. As Placido Domingo made his way on to the stage the crowd erupted. He started off with an aria from my most favorite opera Tosca, then sang another Verdi aria from Luisa Miller. I can’t recall what the Boys’ Choir sang or what the dances were, but when Domingo returned to the stage he knocked everyone out of their seat with “Wien, Wein nur Du allein” accompanied by the choir. People were on their feet, cheering and singing along with him after he graciuosly agreed to sing it again. I still get goose bumps thinking about that evening and the generosity of a great artist who did not disapoint. Later that same evening he came in with a small entourage for a drink at the hotel where we were staying. I screwed up my courage and approached him to ask would he please sign my program which had gotten very wet, he did,and exchanged a few words with us, He thanked us for staying in the rain to hear him. I could not thank him enough for his singing in the rain for us knowing how careful artists of his caliber must be about their vocal cords, he laughed, thanked me again and returned to his group. I can tell you that whenever it was possible for us to attend any of his appearances, which have been quite a few over the years, we did. We last saw him in Paris and again had a wonderful opportunity to speak with him and he did remember his concert in Vienna in the rain long ago. He was a beautiful young man then and he now is a beautiful older man.
By Orane Grandmaise on 04/25/2008 9:14 pm
Lena B
Cool story Orane.
By Lena B on 04/25/2008 9:43 pm
Kate Bierd
Please continue to share your unique reminiscings - don’t let stories like these be lost for the ages! I love it.
By Kate Bierd on 04/25/2008 10:07 pm