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Conversation | 06/19/2008 12:00 am

Jesus Was a Communist! (and Other Insights From David Cay Johnston's Conversation With Whoopi Goldberg)

Editor’s note: When people say it isn’t rocket science, ever wonder what it is that makes rocket science so darn hard? In our Decoder series, Whoopi Goldberg seeks out experts across a wide spectrum of fields to find out how things work, from the encryption on your iPod to the fine print on your tax bill. So next time you see a rocket, don’t be surprised if it’s one Whoopi built herself.

David Cay Johnston is a former writer for The New York Times and the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of Free Lunch.

DAVID: We’ve got to get back to policies that focus on people, on the next generation, on stability, on providing for – as the Europeans have figured out, you want to provide for the shocks that hit people. I mean, you know, you’re walking down the street and the cops shoot it out with some bandit and a stray bullet hits you – well, tough luck, you know, you’re going to become poor. And what sense does that make? And we need policies that focus on people instead of dollars and capital.

WHOOPI: Does it take people recognizing that basically what’s happening [to the tax code] is fundamentally bad? Because you don’t want to say to people, “OK, taxes are bad.” They’re not bad.

Click here to see just the numbers, crunched.

Click here to read part one of the Whoopi Decoder series: Whoopi the Decoder Finds Out Why We Get ‘Taxed up the Behind’

Click here to read part two of the Whoopi Decoder series: Is Congress Forcing CEOs to ‘Fire U.S. Workers As Fast As They Can?’

DAVID: Right. Whoopi, what gave birth to democracy 2500 years ago?

WHOOPI: No taxation without representation.

DAVID: No, no, no. That’s not what gave birth to it. Ancient Athens had an absolute head tax. Everybody paid the same amount, rich or poor. And for 80 percent of Athenians it was a horrible burden. And it led to all sorts of misbehavior and stuff. But if you didn’t pay the tax they literally took you to the city gates and sent you away, which was a death sentence.

WHOOPI: Right.

DAVID: And then they devised this … this moral principal: the greater your economic gain because you live in Athens, since there’s no gain if you don’t live in Athens, the greater the burden of tax you should bear to maintain Athens. And when they invented that idea they invented democracy. And yet you’ll hear all sorts of politicians tell you, “Progressive income tax is a Communist idea. It was the second plank of the Communist Manifesto.” Adam Smith was in favor of this before Karl Marx was a gleam in his daddy’s eye. So we have to get back to people understanding that they’ve been sold a bill of goods here. And I’ll do a little commercial. I mean, the reason I wrote Perfectly Legal and Free Lunch was to get people to see how the system really works.

So that’s my little contribution to the world, is trying to show people, here’s what’s in the official government data. I mean, people who politically, totally dislike me do not challenge the facts in my books. The second thing is people have to start talking about political issues, whether it’s at the hair salon or on the steps at church or the synagogue, or hanging out with your friends having a beer on Friday afternoon … or Saturday afternoon. We’ve got to start talking about the role of government in our lives. Government is central to our lives.

WHOOPI: Right.

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Frannie Em
Jesus wasn’t a communist, he was a Capricorn.
By Frannie Em on 06/19/2008 1:05 am
kermie b
You made me laugh, Frannie Em. I want to read this book. I will order this book, now. I am tired of thinking a Free Lunch is leftover pizza some lawyers left in the office pantry. No lawyer droppings for me!
By kermie b on 06/19/2008 2:01 am
kermie b
Why does it say 2:01 AM when it is actually 3:01 AM? Where is this website situated?
By kermie b on 06/19/2008 2:03 am
Frannie Em
Ki b I think the clock is set to central time, because when I post the time is always 2 hours later and I am in California. So if it 1am it says 3am. My best guess.
By Frannie Em on 06/19/2008 12:44 pm
JIM KEENS
WHOOPI ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMEN?
By JIM KEENS on 09/29/2008 7:29 am
kermie b
Why are you posting 3 months late? I just got an alert for this email. Whoopi is a woman, not women. I’m guessing your first language is not English.
By kermie b on 09/29/2008 1:49 pm
Serena .
Frannie, OMG! That is priceless! Thanks for the laugh. :) LMAO
By Serena . on 06/19/2008 5:11 am
Frank Peterson
Frannie, the timing is wrong; he was probably born sometime in Aries or Taurus, yup a spring baby is current scholarship is correct. The only reason we celebrate Christ’s mass Dec. 25 is that it takes over from the Roman Festival of Saturnalia—those early Christians knew what they were doing with publicity.
By Frank Peterson on 06/19/2008 11:20 am
Frannie Em
Frank There have been several studies done, the majority place the birth in the first week of January. They go back and forth about this, but it consensus through the years has been the first week of January, hence Jesus was a Capricorn.
By Frannie Em on 06/19/2008 12:46 pm
Frank Peterson
My studies trump your studies time is it? lol Well me dear, I still go for spring as spring lambs are frisky as can be and so was the man:-)
By Frank Peterson on 06/19/2008 1:25 pm
Frank Peterson
Though I must addend that I believe the man, not the Pauline hocus-pocus god-man—smacks too much of gods strewn all through the ancient world from Osiris on.
By Frank Peterson on 06/19/2008 1:30 pm
Frannie Em
Frank, No, not my studies trump your studies, it was just a reaffirmation of the joke. I used to do a lot of digging, and I love archaeology, although I don’t keep up as much as I used. Let my subscriptions lapse, but heard that many time, in several studies.
By Frannie Em on 06/19/2008 3:01 pm
Frank Peterson
Hugs, Frannie me lass, digging—yes me too on the Olympic Peninsula with my erstwhile brother-in law ages ago; now I go archaeologizing on the net. So much cleaner lmao.
By Frank Peterson on 06/19/2008 4:11 pm
Frannie Em
Frank The point is, when there is a funny joke, one doesn’t need to come in with all their facts, figures and trivia to ruin the joke.
By Frannie Em on 06/19/2008 9:17 pm
Frank Peterson
Frannie—of course, my sense of humor is bizarre to say the least—
By Frank Peterson on 06/19/2008 10:37 pm