02/08/2010 5:00 am
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Liz Smith: From France to Texas to … Ozzy Osbourne?
Our Gossip Girl shares the latest from her bedside table.

Ozzy Osborne/Image: CC/Kevin Burkett/Flickr
So said the obstreperous Lady Nancy Astor in 1919 when she took her seat in the House of Commons as the first female Member of Parliament.
I read this in an excellent new book by Juliet Nicolson called The Great Silence: 1918-1920 Living in the Shadow of the Great War.
We have wars now where people are so shocked and horrified that they gasp, stutter and faint when 100 lives are lost. We are shattered that 4,000-plus Americans have died in Iraq and Afghanistan and the war on terror.

But World War I was a true bloodbath almost from the beginning, with the cream of British youth being lost in the very first days. Four years later, 8,556,315-odd military persons had died. (In its final year, the U.S. entered and lost 16,708 troops. The Germans, who ended up totally defeated, bided their time and eventually, via a little corporal named Adolf Hitler, they paid the world back!)
It was World War I that caused the theater’s Joan Littlewood to write a bitter Tony-winning musical titled "Oh, What a Lovely War" – where a machine onstage kept unceasingly racking up the casualties by number and in the end, only lonely women and little children are left onstage.
This book concentrates on the British, but it is quite a story and a worldwide lesson of horror.
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HERE’S a different piece of history. With New Orleans in the news as the city approached hysteria over the Miami SuperBowl, I was beguiled by a novel called Savage Lands. (The writer is already well known. She is Clare Clark who has written two big hits before this one – The Nature of Monsters and The Great Stink.)
Now Miss Clark goes back to the days of Louis XIV and the settlements the French made in what we now call Louisiana. By 1703, when her story begins, people had been trying to settle the region for only two decades. They sent a few shiploads of would-be brides there with promises of husbands and a heavenly way of life.
Savage Lands is the story of one of these French women at the mercy of demanding, tyrannizing conditions and how she survives in a brutal climate, among both friendly and treacherous native Americans and disgruntled French and Canadian mercenaries. I couldn’t put it down!

It has three leading characters you will never forget.
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AND NOW for the one that people are comparing with Gone With the Wind. People magazine has already given Roses by Leila Meacham its four-star People pick.
The author is right out of central casting, a true little Southern lady who taught school for many years. In a box in her attic, she kept a manuscript that she was no longer working on. Wed to an army man, she often moved around, but she always dragged the manuscript with her. After retiring, she decided what she’d do with the rest of her life. Take up the book again. This was after "a voice" told her to finish it, which she did at age 71.

Roses is the story of East Texas families in the kind of dynastic gymnastics we all know and love – the rich, the mighty and the defeated. This one already hit the Times bestseller list on January 24.
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When Ozzy became a household name in our home, I got out all my Black Sabbath LP’s and gave them to my son, he knew nothing about Ozzy being the lead singer to that group. All he saw was a drunk/druggie who he thought was really cool. Granted he was probably stoned out of his mind during the Black Sabbath years, (and the records I had werent’ really mine, they got mixed up with my stuff when I left home). So for years my son went to Oz Fest and watched their TV show, when Sharron got Cancer the entire family watched because I was going through the exact same thing.
I am so happy to see he’s sober, and both his kids are sober and he looked so good on Ellen the other day. I just pray he stays sober, cos the man does have some pipes, he doesn’t need to scream when he sings because he does have a nice voice. Just maybe we’ll see a calmer side of him now that he’s sober
I have never cared for Ozzy’s music because it sounds like noise to me. People who know me best know I like Jazz, vintage rock, R&B and new age. Yes, new age. You haven’t lived until you soak in a tub, in a darkened bathroom with only candles illuminating the room and the sound of Enigma’s "Sadness" wafting in the air……aaah!
Ozzy for me represents a good guy who did bad things. And I don’t know why he gets a pass in my books, Lord knows men and women who have done a fraction of his misdeeds are forever written off in my mind. There is something about him that I find very endearing and sweet. As sweet as a guy who bites the head of bats can be I guess. :-D This may sound mean, but I always saw (and still do) see him as mentally retarded on some level and in need of someone to watch over him. I feel for him.
No, where have you been the past week?
Sarah Palin deemed the term derogatory when Rahm Emanuel said it, but once her almighty Rush Limbaugh said it repeatedly…..well, she decided it wasn’t that bad after all.
To be "mentally" retarded, by definition isn’t derogatory, and I do not care who says to the contrary. It means to be slow intellectually.
As for your comment about Ozzy, you have your opinion and I have mine.
PS..I’ve changed my mind. He is not endearing, and I must have known that when I accidentally typed "enduring" in my above post. :)
I think his is a sweet, slightly mentally retarded freak.
There are informed opinions, and then there are the ones expressed by people who don’t know what they’re talking about. Yours fall under the latter category. You’re certainly entitled to it, but it’s silly. You couldn’t hold a candle to my knowledge of rock. That’s a joke. For you to say his brain is "fried" is idiotic. He’s a fricking intellectual, and you’re sitting there saying his brain is "fried"?
Okay, at first I thought you were kidding but now that I see you are serious, I will respond in kind.
First of all I find it curious that you can’t believe I would know more about "vintage" rock than you do. My response, bring it on. I think you will find me to be a worthy competitor on this issue.
As for Ozzy Osbourne and my claim that he has "fried his brain" for someone who says he knows rock and Ozzy as much as you claim, funny you don’t know HE HAS SAID HIS BRAIN HAS BEEN FRIED FROM DRUGS! This man who spent years frying his brain cells from alcohol and drugs now has to take medications for the rest of his life from all of the neurological damage he has sustained.
He is against legalization of marijuana because of the link and leap that pot had to harder drugs for his son Jack. He now REGULARLY speaks against ALL drug use (using) his physical and neurological disabilities that are a direct result of his drug use in which his BRAIN WAS FRIED.
So as I said before James, you can be a fan of Ozzy (as I am) but choose not to see him in the same way. However you need to take your own opinion which is to speak from an informed manner. On this subject, that being Ozzy Osbourne’s mental incapability’s and limitations, you have shown yourself to be woefully uninformed.
The man is still recording music. Hardly a brain that is fried.