03/24/2010 5:00 am
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Liz Smith: Red-Hot Chelsea Handler, Has She Broken the Female Comic Stereotype?
Also from Our Gossip Girl: Who could possibly play Farrah Fawcett onscreen? … Cheryl Tiegs, still hot … Waiting for the big Margaret Thatcher bio.

Chelsea Handler © FilmMagic
That was Jay Leno talking up his pal Chelsea Handler at an L.A. book signing for Miss Handler’s latest tome, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang. Hmm … well, some stereotypes might be fading, but they are alive and well in most areas of life. But glad that Jay is so optimistic.
Handler put her dog, Chunk, on the cover of her book – along with herself of course, rather scantily clad. She told our girl in L.A., Cathy Griffin: "I put Chunk on the cover ‘cause I just wanted to showcase my love for him. Usually, I use my body as a selling tool. Actually, if people are buying something because of my body, then I’m really happy about it!"

Handler has a lot more going for her than her looks. She is the cutting edge of late-night comedy right now. Her show on E! provides a half-hour of jaw-dropping riffs and remarks from Handler, and sometimes from her guests. (The first portion of the show is a kind of round table of comics, for whom Chelsea provides subjects to discuss. It’s interesting watching everybody on their toes, trying to do their best to equal the scathing Chelsea, as she more or less grades their jokes.)
Oh, when Jay Leno pulled up to the book signing he was astride his 18-year-old Harley. Alone. No pals or press rep. And he’d brought Chelsea a gift in a seedy-looking brown paper bag – a bottle of vodka. (As all Handler fans know, Chelsea makes a lot of jokes about her drinking – perhaps exaggerated for effect. Indeed her previous book was titled, Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea!)
As he handed Chelsea her favorite libation, Jay said, "Damn! If I knew it was going to be an open bar, I would have brought her something else."
Before he roared off into the infamous Los Angeles traffic, Leno offered this on his return to late-night: "The best part of being back, is being back! It’s what I know how to do best."
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ALANA STEWART, perhaps the late Farrah Fawcett’s closest friend, plans to exec produce a film about Farrah. It will deal with her rise to stardom on "Charlie’s Angels" and the years that followed, but will touch only briefly on her long battle with the cancer that finally killed her.
Perhaps Alana feels that grueling tale was chronicled enough in the documentary "Farrah’s Story," which aired on NBC last year to an audience of nearly nine million.

Farrah © Getty Images
The big problem will be finding an actress to play Farrah. The late star was not in any way a typical blonde bimbo type. She had a deep sensitivity and vulnerability that came through in her work, and a sort of soul-bruised vibe in later years. Alana has her work cut out for her. Good luck!
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GORGEOUS Cheryl Tiegs, one of the first true "super models" – sorry Janice Dickinson, you have lots of company there – keeps herself super-busy. She’ll appear as herself on the animated hit series, "Family Guy" … she has been asked to do the critique bit as a judge on "Project Runway" … will lend her presence to the always stellar upcoming Good Housekeeping luncheon … and in the spring she’ll travel to New Jersey’s Meadowlands for an appearance at the famous "Chiller Theater" celebrity autograph show, hosted by the immortal TV horror host of the 1950s/’60s, John Zacherley, a vital youngster of 91!
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I loved Farrah as I felt her will and kindness always out shown her outer beauty, I didn’t see the movie however I hope I’ll catch it in the future and for her legacy I pray her son will find his way to good life. I know as a great mom that’s what she prays for in heaven.
Dorothy
I like Chelsea, but I think Stephanie Miller, a frequent guest on Joy Behar and MSNBC is a very pretty, talented comedienne.
Margaret Thatcher: Brenda Maddox from the London Times wrote a scathing piece on the Iron Lady. Here is a part of it. I should add that all my British friends when the name Thatcher is uttered get a look on their faces like they have just swallowed something very sour:
Don’t waste time on ”women’s issues.” Do nothing to identify yourself with the special concerns of your own sex. Keep other women, with rare exceptions, out of high posts.
Think of Lady MacBeth. Unsex yourself. Wear battle dress at every opportunity. Do not spare a thought about ”mothers’ sons” when ordering men to war. But pity men for their weakness. Say things like, ”This is no time to go wobbly, George” to the American President with no sense of double-entendre.
Have an ideal husband — rich, retired, amusing, supportive. Tolerate his taste for gin and golf and lean on his advice late at night over a glass before bedtime. Adore your son, spare no effort to advance his career. Be grateful to your unmarried daughter for being less attractive than you, professionally independent and such a comfort to her dad.
Remember that image is all. Lower your voice to a husky baritone. Make yourself into what Roland Barthes called ”a face object.” Shudder at the photos of yourself starting out: mousy brown, permanent wave, sharp little teeth, uncertain gaze. Make that hair regally golden and wear it big, with never a strand out of place. Suffer agonies at the dentist to remake your smile. Get your supporters to give you important jewelery for your dark suits. Don’t make jokes. Some people can tell ‘em. You can’t.
Speak slowly. Truth is simple. Running the economy is like running a household. The Germans are not to be trusted. There is no such thing as society. Sink the Belgrano. Hunger strikers are men who have chosen to die. Let them.
Above all, be utterly convinced that you alone can save your country. In moments of doubt, commune with the ghost of your father, a small-town grocer and politician. You owe all your principles to him.
Accept that you may become an object of derision in your own country, caricatured as a bouffant tyrant in a pin-striped suit or a Nazi in jackboots, laughed at for simple remarks like, ”Yes, we are a grandmother,” when your first grandchild is born. Feminists may dismiss you as an ”honorary man,” the royal family may mutter about your lack of compassion, but abroad, particularly in the United States, you will be an honored guest, hailed as a forthright leader, champion of Nato and a role model for women.
Your lasting image will exude the potency of both sexes. As Francois Mitterand said, ”Mrs. Thatcher has the eyes of Caligula and the mouth of Marilyn Monroe.”
But she defended the efficiencies and benefits of capitalism, surely something those of us who have benefited can identify with.
I don’t know if she can actually act or not… but Jessica Simpson comes to mind. Although she probably can’t carry much box office. Although I can’t actually see a movie about Farrah doing great at the theatre. Maybe cable as a movie.
Watched that movie "Brothers" last night and can NOT believe it wasn’t in the awards rotation this year. I know Liz loves Jeff Bridges and so do I. But Crazy Heart was a horrible movie. Boring, poorly written. The only thing good about it was Jeff Bridges. Where on teh other hand Brothers was intense and entertaining. Toby McGuire and Jake Gyllenhall were incredible. Not to mention the little girl that plays the oldest daughter was just mind blowing in two or three scenes.
Chelsea is the bomb. Wait, that was the kid’s slang a couple of years ago. Ummmm…Chelsea is mad funny? I think that’s worn out too.
Okay. She’s a riot, on-target, wickedly deadpan as she trashes herself and all around her. Joan Rivers wishes she was ever as amusing.
Interesting that you don’t credit Ms. Rivers as the Godmother of the art of the personal attack. Kathy Griffin is the direct descendent and Chelsea is… aged 32 or 33 and blond. For Chrissake, even your performances on Wow Red Carpet nights here are due to Ms. Rivers’ legacy.
Dear PaulSmith…no need to take the Lord’s name in vain! (kidding, I’m consigned to Hell on that count alone.) In my humble opinion, Miss Rivers is not funny. Hasn’t been been for a long time, and is absurdly thin-skinned when it comes to being criticized herself. Now she has turned herself into a gargoyle, which is so appropriate.
Kathy Griffin was a riot when she started out, when she was D-list performer nobody knew; she got in, and saw a lot of shit and just went berserk with it. Then, she became a "star" and wasn’t invited anywhere, for fear of her wicked tongue. Her reality show was tragic.
Handler? We’ll see where she falls—what she’s doing can (will) become old pretty soon. I’m enjoying it now. Uh, 32 or 33? I hope not, or else those vokda jokes can be taken seriously. Late 30’s, I’d say.
As for Mr. Wow he is not nearly as funny or talented as Rivers (when she was) Griffin (when she was) or Handler (as she is, for the moment.) He’s just a jerk, having some sport.