Mr. wOw Emerges From Hibernation, Sees Idiots, Goes Back to Sleep

Happy … Groundhog Day?

You all know about the latest foolish pronouncements from PETA – that the fabled groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, should be replaced by a robot. Phil suffers too much “emotional trauma” being woken up to his once-a-year mega-stardom. So say the protectors of all living creatures that aren’t human.

Sigh! You know, this is the kind of thing that makes Mr. wOw want to head out for a tender veal chop, while wrapped up in lynx and chinchilla – in Spain, before a bullfight. Why don’t these people just think about … people?

Anyway, Phil saw his shadow. We’re in for more chilly weather. He’s dozing again and mighty pleased with all those gift baskets he received. When told of the PETA protests, Phil snapped, “Go save an otter, I ain’t giving back this iPad!”

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