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A Friend Stopped By | 06/22/2009 8:15 am

Gigi Levangie Grazer: Calling Facebook Anonymous!

The Hollywood insider and bestselling author explains how she became a technological cautionary tale.
By Gigi Levangie Grazer
Gigi Grazer/Image: Dana Fineman

Editor’s Note: Gigi Levangie Grazer is the author of Queen Takes King, just published by Simon & Schuster. She has also written three other novels: Rescue Me, Maneater and The Starter Wife, which was the basis for a USA Network miniseries starring Debra Messing. A contributor to Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar and Glamour, Grazer also wrote the screenplay for "Stepmom," starring Julia Roberts and Susan Sarandon. 

Please, Twitter! Give me my life back! Pretty please? Facebook, you know I love you, but we can’t go on like this, meeting surreptitiously, in darkened hallways, movie theaters, in bed at midnight (where I should be sleeping – where I once was, innocently, happily, sleeping.)

The problem is … I like it. I really like making new "friends" – and reestablishing ties to old ones. I like tweeting. Damn it, I do.

Or how about in my kitchen, where I should be making school lunches or cooking dinner. Or at my kids’ little league games, where my older boy’s half-eaten chili dog suddenly strikes me not as trash but as grist for the Twitter mill. I just know that everyone who follows me or has had the "privilege" of friending me will find my hot-dog musings incredibly funny as well. (Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?)

How did this happen? How did I become a technological cautionary tale? Well, here’s where the problem starts: never leave a newly divorced mom home alone. They (I) do not know what to with their spare time. They (I) look to various hobbies to fill their time – like inventing new, purple-tinted vodka drinks, or knitting beer cozies. Or, worst of all, they (I) discover Twitter and Facebook in one fun-filled empty-nester weekend.

The situation could turn grave – like when I discovered "friends" in Iceland whose morning breakfast routine (it involves lots and lots of deer meat) fascinates, or when I became curious about that boy I fell in love with in high school. "Just how is that boy?" I wondered … and found out! He’s a successful businessman, has a beautiful home in Seattle and is happily married to a man.

So why did I join? An author friend of mine insisted that I needed to push my new book, Queen Takes King, on both sites – or (her words) "you will be a loser and not sell one single copy." When my last novel, The Starter Wife, was published, there was no Facebook, and Twitter was just a twinkle in some Birkenstock-footed boy’s eye. I remember (audible sigh), when it was just my AOL account that drove me crazy.

How quaint.

The problem is … I like it. I really like making new "friends" – and reestablishing ties to old ones. I like tweeting. Damn it, I do. I feel bad when I haven’t tweeted for an afternoon, or neglected to check up on my Facebook pals. I tweet more often than the average twit: a few days ago, an old friend (and new "friend") admonished me that I can’t possibly have children because I tweet several times a day. I responded that of course I have kids – who do you think does the laundry?

However, I don’t know if I can keep up with both sites at this rate. The recent username changeover at Facebook threw me into a crying jag – what if I didn’t get my username, gigi.grazer? What if someone in Reykjavik is masquerading as me? Will my "friends" know when the interloper has difficulty poking fun at a bra commercial? Or doesn’t refer to LeBron James as LeBron James Levangie Grazer?

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kermie b

This Facebooking, etc., can be even worse.  I had a (so-called) co-worker who updated her Facebook all day at work and worked very hard at not letting everyone know she wasn’t doing any work.  Everyone knew, of course.  We all had to do the work she didn’t do, in a time-sensitive arena.  It made it very hard on the rest of the staff.  She had a sense of entitlement because her family knew a member of upper management.  She never should have been there in the first place—I hate nepotism.

That was last year and now, no one in my department has a job.  My only sense of satisfaction in our layoff is that she no longer has a paycheck she never earned.  I have no sympathy for Facebook addicts.

By kermie b on 06/22/2009 9:00 am
Nicole Tompkins-Crawley
Too bad your company didn’t know about Websense.  Blocks all social networking sites and would have helped force your co-worker to actually work.
By Nicole Tompkins-Crawley on 06/22/2009 1:31 pm
kermie b
Nicole—I hope they know now.  There are also all kinds of spyware companies can use.  My boyfriend is a software developer for a large financial firm and he told me there are places that monitor every keystroke an employee uses—for security reasons.  So, if you are a tad paranoid at work, thinking someone knows what you are doing, go with your gut.  They do.
By kermie b on 06/22/2009 4:27 pm
Lauri Anderson

Now, though, there is facebook mobile, so she could update her status, view the status of her friends and post comments all through her cellphone. 

 I have to admit I was addicted myself until 2 days ago.  A certain application, which I cannot mention without bowing my head in shame, has suddenly stopped working on my computer.  So now I only check statuses a couple of times a day, and only update mine  - ok, let’s just say - not as often as I used to.

By Lauri Anderson on 06/24/2009 8:38 am
James the Game
I’m on Facebook at James S. Gemmell. But I’m no addict.
By James the Game on 06/22/2009 12:03 pm
Eldebbo C

Facebook and Twitter are signs of the new technology world. Used in moderation they both can be very rewarding in keeping in touch, and knowing whats going on.

Just like many things in life, they can be addictive, and unfortunately, cause problems for some. However, the world is growing and we have to grow with it or we will be lost.

By Eldebbo C on 06/22/2009 12:30 pm
Barbara B
Facebook used wisely is a goof idea.  It also can become your poison.  Beware of a good thing and use discretion.
By Barbara B on 06/22/2009 12:35 pm
Beth Cornell
I am on facebook as Beth Cornell. I don’t do it all the time. Just what messages are sent to my email. Or if I need something from a relative or friend that is also on facebook.
By Beth Cornell on 06/22/2009 12:50 pm
Terri D
I first found FB through my daughter, of course. I thought this looks interesting, maybe I can reconnect with old friends from years ago. Oh my goodness, what fun I have had. I used to roll my eyes, or they would glaze over from boredom, when anyone talked of FB or Twitter. But I confess, I love it. Have reconnected with friends & made many new ones. I took care of my mother for several years & fell out of the social world of my "then" friends. I understand. Their lives moved on. At 54 it’s a been a little difficult starting over again but FB has helped. Now I get together with people I met through FB that have similar interests & are in my age group. I can truly call them friends now. We laugh at how we’ve lived in the same area yet would probably have never met except for this strange thing called FB. I will clarify that I don’t meet or date the male friends since I’m not that trusting yet. I’ve heard way too many horror stories. I’m fairly new to the Twitter phenomenon but it’s been more for the news than anything else. Amazing what has been exposed in Iran because of this. I swore I would never be sucked into these new-fangled gadgets but I surrender. Uncle! 
By Terri D on 06/22/2009 1:33 pm
Washington  Cube

I write in blog format at Blogger, and I have friends from online who were badgering me to get on Twitter…to the point a minor blog war broke out when I announced I saw no value in Twitter for myself; that I thought it was one more in a long line of "the latest thing," and of value to a younger group bored with straight texting, say middle school through college.  My point was, once you enter adulthood, your life should be a tad busier and it’s far nicer, to be in a more direct form of contact with your friends.  Also, that 140 character limit.  A real chokehold on expression and creativity. "To be, or not to be, that is the que…."

Well.  People slammed me.  I was an old fogey (not.)  I was an aging can’t keep up head in the sand….they went on and on.  Truth be told, I’m a tech junkie and love knowing what’s out there for use.  My point being: if it works for you, then certainly use it.  Just don’t pound the public that don’t.  Twitter has so much more greater social value than idle teen tweets.  It does.  See the media information leaking out of Iran.  My point was (and is,) that  I saw no sense in joining something, just for the sake of joining, when I wouldn’t be using it.  The arguments continued, then a writer and editor I know and respect talked about Twitter being a tool to get my written voice out there more, so I caved and joined, but I so rarely use it.  Tweet, tweet, twiddly deet.

As for Facebook. Again, I didn’t see the value for me.  After all, so many of these things like Friendstr, Linked In, etc. come and go.  The same people kept telling me I didn’t know what I was missing by not being on Facebook.  I repeat.  It has no value for me.  To shut up that group, I joined Facebook under a fake name, and it is still my intention to get my readers and friends to all get on my Facebook listing, under fake names, so that I become the Fake Facebook.  Now that nonsensical project of manipulating and altering intrigues me.

Creating purple cocktails also interests me.  I’m actually still researching to write a piece about that, among other things, but it involves a holy grail search for a lost liqueur, so I’m still out there poking around, but when I’m done I hope it includes that liqueur, purple cocktails, old cocktail books, prohibition, Suzanne Somers, blurred photographs and…oh yeah…backed by a team of experts the selling of self…and probably other kitchen sink items I throw in.

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By Washington Cube on 06/22/2009 3:57 pm
Chrome Toe

How funny! i feel guilty about the 30 minutes to an hour a day that i spend on wow! and I have a hard enough time maintaining the relationships i have in real life…. or developing new ones that i want in real life. so developing all kinds of new cyber friends through a bunch of social networking sites just isn’t going to happen. I want friends i can go hiking or motorcycling with! now i did find a site called meetup.com that you can find people in your area who want to do the things you do. like hike or ride. that was cool. found some hiking partners and hiking spots through it. but that semi relationship you get online…not going to spend the majority of my time on it. some time yes… it’s fun. but not the majority. to narrow.

By Chrome Toe on 06/22/2009 10:05 pm
Samantha Hale

Oh Gigi I loved this article!  How funny! I too love Facebook.  It has been such a great way to reconnect to old friends and stay connected to new ones.  I have a sister-in-law that I only really got to know after becoming Facebook friends and learning we had so much more in common than we realized.  It has been a great way to say thank you to those that have impacted my life and an easy way to plan get togethers.  I am totally hooked! 

I have seen babies and weddings I would have missed because they posted pictures on Facebook.  I have started many conversations that have spilled over to the phone and over coffee.  I get to talk to my 13 year old niece that is having a trauma in a way comfortable to her through Facebook.

I love and need lots of people in my world and Facebook has help. It is just one peice, one tool, that I use to help me stay connected to all the wonderful, important people in my world. 

 

 

By Samantha Hale on 06/23/2009 11:09 pm
manish desai
hi looking very nice. wat’s uo
By manish desai on 06/24/2009 5:59 am
KatyDid Wells

I just recently joined Facebook and so far I really enjoy it.  I’ve moved a lot in my life and via Facebook, I’ve managed to reconnect with several old friends from across the country. 

Though I know there are Facebook addicts who write every event of their day on their profile, I can’t see myself becoming one.  I procrastinated opening an account in the first place because I simply don’t want people to know that much about me and surely no one would really be interested in that much detail about my life anyway! 

And no… I don’t ever plan to Tweet. Maybe I just don’t get it, but Twitter seems like too much information, too time consuming, and a bit too banal for me. 

To each his own, but excess in anything is surely a bad thing.

By KatyDid Wells on 06/24/2009 1:45 pm
Deirdre Cerasa
I have a great time with FB.  I don’t write all the time.  I do enjoy finding old friends and keeping up with family and friends.  Gigi, I just finished Queen takes King and loved it.  I gave it to a lovely flight attendant and asked her to pass it along!  Just love your books!
By Deirdre Cerasa on 06/24/2009 8:44 pm