"Now, Barbara, on your tour, we’ll pass quickly through this first room of sneakers and stuff that make them think that I am just like them, and move quickly to the large large walk-in closet area with the wall of my spikes for when I want to feel ‘fabulous’.  The small safe above?  Cost me a fortune, but I bought Garland’s ruby red pumps for those ‘special evenings’.  No, I know you’re trying but I’m sorry but George Clooney doesn’t hold a candle to him … but I will say that "The Wizard of Oz" doesn’t do justice to the man.  I see your smile, barbara, and I know you know just what I mean . . "

No doubt your a "shoe in"!

"The Imelda Marcos alter-unvierse nightmare"

"Sure I support diversity….what in the world made you ask me that?"

Now, THAT’s how you organize shoes!!

THe running leather ones are made for kicking politician’s asses.  

My caption would be as follows:  "I get a good fit everytime!!"  This is one of my favorite people in the world and I have been watching Whoopi for many, many years.  In fact, I kind of feel I’ve watched her grow up from those stand-up comedy days when she took us all by a storm, to her continually intelligent dialogues on The View.  God bless you and I know every one can’t be your long-time personal girlfriend, but you really are special to me and all the folks I know.  I know I’ll never meet you up close and personal, but you are in my prayers and I learn a lot from you and concur with you on so many things.  Love ya, Whoopi!!

 

Whoopi, these are your "sole foods". 

and soles, too.  DtN