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Joan Juliet Buck | 06/23/2009 11:00 pm

Joan Juliet Buck's Alien Scenarios

Joan Juliet Buck
Depends. If I’m a little depressed I’d go with them — what the hell, here’s another adventure, how’s the cell phone reception up there, can I text home? If I’m feeling attached to daily outcomes I’d refuse politely. If I had children I’d get their license plate and report the UFO as a danger to humanity.

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James the Game
Hey, JJ, you wouldn’t age much during alien transport! As Einstein correctly postulated, there is a warp in time and space. Time slows on board fast-moving aircraft in relation to time on Earth. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_dilation
By James the Game on 06/24/2009 12:32 am
Murphy Mac
James, that’s good information, however, you didn’t answer the question. How would you react? Would you go with them if they opened their doors and invited you in? I already posted my answer under someone else’s name.
By Murphy Mac on 06/24/2009 7:14 am
James the Game
Hi, Murph. I did answer in one of the banner star’s queue’s. I forget which one, perhaps J.J. Buck’s or Liz’s.
By James the Game on 06/24/2009 12:21 pm