"The 2000s will be remembered as the decade of the diva flameout, a long national nightmare of public crackups, disastrous marriages and no-panty flashings," writes Allison Stewart in The Washington Post.

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Paris and Nicky Hilton are "so" two years ago … Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are "so" three years ago … The Kardashians are so – er, well – trashy. Their shelf life has just about expired. But that does not make them bad people, just trivial ones.

So, is there a new celeb sister act for red-carpet flashbulbs to bounce off of? Maybe. European paparazzi have snapped topless shots of Pixie and Peaches Geldof. These are the daughters of rock star and humanitarian Bob Geldof. The girls, ages 18 and 21, were snorkeling off Majorca. (Try saying that three times as fast as you can!) Both of these ‘perfect" young ladies have made bits of news in the United Kingdom – the usual stuff. Semi-nude pics, piercings, tattoos. No sex tapes – yet.

We do need a fresh infusion from Great Britain. Sending us the Beckhams has not really worked out. He is handsome and a true stud, but nobody in the U.S. cares all that much about soccer. As for Mrs. Beckham, the former Posh Spice? – well, she keeps her wraithlike, lollipop silhouette and a size-zero personality. She somehow never learned to smile from babyhood on. (If she becomes an "American Idol" judge that perpetual frown might scare the vocalizing right out of contestants!)

So I just love writing about sisters named Peaches and Pixie. It’s so retro. I don’t care what they do and I hardly know what they look like. I just want them to translate to America and start carrying on like mad things. Then I can report: "Last night at NYC’s Monkey Bar – Peaches and Pixie, etc."

It has been a long, horrible, wet-in-the-Northeast summer of stress, mildew and death. Now, I’d like to be amused. I think the Geldof girls will do nicely.

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But perhaps not even Pixie and Peaches can help the flagging magazine business. The Times pointed out last week that readers seemed to be getting slightly exhausted with celebrity weeklies – OK!, In Touch Weekly and Star. All posted a ten percent drop in subscriptions and around 20 percent at newsstands.

I am pleased to report that my own wOw favorite – GQ magazine – was the one publication to show a gain in newsstand sales. I like to think that’s partly because of our touting here how good GQ has become, with its inevitable superb monthly journalism piece.

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If you really plan to keep up with what’s happening in New York City for the near future, I’d recommend you pick up New York mag’s "Fall Preview" dated August 31 to September 7. I don’t know how they did it, but it looks as if they didn’t miss a single thing, whether it be cafes, drinks, theater, nightclubs, architecture, sports, museums, opera, dance, TV, movies – whatever!

And they offer chapter and verse on some of this wOw column’s truly favorite fabulous women: Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey …The rare Vermeer "Milkmaid" painting on loan at the Met … Carrie Fisher’s one-woman show … Bernadette Peters crooning for AIDS … Nicole Kidman and Penélope Cruz, coming in film of "Nine" … Robin Wright Penn on our horizon in a movie "The Private Lives of Pippa Lee" … Drew Barrymore as director … the one and only Gina Gershon coming in the new revival of "Bye Bye Birdie" (She has the Chita Rivera role of Rosie) … the fabulous "agent" Julie White in a backstage comedy "The Understudy" … Sienna Miller (did you ever see this under-rated actress as Edie Sedgwick in "Factory Girl"?) … Lea Michele in Fox’s "Glee" … the elegant put-down artist Christine Baranski as a real woman in "The Good Wife" … and many more talented females of the species. Buy New York mag and see what you may be about to miss!