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The Liz Smith Column | 07/15/2009 11:00 pm

Liz Smith: Brits Survey Alaska's Sarah

Also from Our Gossip Girl: Whitney Houston – coming back at last! And moon man Buzz Aldrin honored.
Sarah Palin © AP

"If anyone from small-town America can grow up to become president, surely it is Sarah Palin. She remains, by far, the most attractive woman in U.S. politics," writes Leonard Doyle in the Sunday Daily Telegraph.

But, hey, didn’t she quit her job in her first term as governor of Alaska, saying rather inexplicably that it was because "she loves Alaska"? So, how’s that again?

Mr. Doyle goes on: "America’s elite chortled at the explanations. When someone pointed out that she shot her first rabbit on her back porch aged just ten, the media deemed that, at 46, she had shot herself in both feet."

Indeed, Sarah Palin has gone on offering haikus of philosophy on her Twitter site, many inaccurately referenced to the famous, such as Socrates, when actually they are from someone else. Being specifically correct isn’t what moves Sarah Palin.

But, as writer Doyle notes correctly, "The media is often a poor predictor of events in the U.S. It was slow to identify Barack Obama’s chances of winning the Democratic nomination for the presidency. It completely missed the story of the global economic collapse. And thus, predictions about the end of Sarah Palin’s political life seem premature."

So, kids, we just have to wait and see.

***

Finally, after heaven only knows how many years, Whitney Houston’s new album, "I Look to You," arrives in September from Arista Records. This disc was slowly completed under the guidance of Whitney’s discoverer/mentor, the legendary Clive Davis.

Clive has never given up on Whitney, no matter the rumors whispered, how the tabloids screamed and her own infamous reality show with ex-hubby Bobby Brown.

So, on July 21, at the Allen Room of Jazz at Lincoln Center, the maestro Clive is putting on a cocktail reception and then an exclusive listening party. A select group will get to hear what Whitney can still deliver. I am betting this album goes over like gangbusters.

I first interviewed Whitney when she was just a young girl, fresh and dewy and untouched by the vagaries of fortune. What a doll she was then. And the last time I saw Whitney perform was two years ago in Los Angeles at a tribute to Clive. She looked glorious and sounded even better. Everybody was screaming – "Come back!" But then our Whitney sort of fell off the map again.

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Whitney Houston © Getty Images

Well, she is back now! She is really serious about reactivating one of the great musical careers of all time.

***

Europeans have gone mad over the new show that is the biggest Vincent Van Gogh exhibition ever seen anywhere. This London event has made locals forget all about how their Members of Parliament are abusing their expense accounts. They are well into deep group psychoanalysis as to what made the famous painter tick.

"The Real Van Gogh" exhibit is causing speculation that, 120 years after his death, Vincent may now be diagnosed as having intermittent porphyria (the disease that caused King George III to lose the American colonies). They cite Van Gogh’s psychotic episodes, a family history of mental illness and his self-mutilation of cutting off his ear as a symbol of sexual castration, or a subconscious desire to possess his mother, plus a wish to emulate the offering of the bull’s ear in the bull ring as a prize. They also cite tinnitus, alcoholism, depression, gonorrhea, migraines, epilepsy and asthma as affecting his work!

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S G
Carole it would tell me its time to pack and move.
By S G on 07/16/2009 7:39 am
Irish Eyes NY
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
By Irish Eyes NY on 07/16/2009 4:24 pm
S G
That day won’t happen. Keep dreaming:)
By S G on 07/16/2009 6:09 pm
Irish Eyes NY
You’re the one who said, you would pack & leave. I’m just looking out for your backside. LOL
By Irish Eyes NY on 07/16/2009 6:41 pm
S G
I hope Whitney does make a comback. She has a great gift.
By S G on 07/16/2009 7:37 am
S G
typo comeback
By S G on 07/16/2009 7:38 am
L. C.
I wish Whitney success with her new comeback!
By L. C. on 07/16/2009 8:23 am
beth willis

Well, my computer seems to have intermittent spurts of it-realization.  I, too, wish Whitney Houston well.  Her passionate performance of Dolly Parton’s ‘I Will Always Love You’ is right up there with Jennifer Hudson’s ‘And I Am Telling You’…both soulfully stellar.

This month’s issue of ‘Esquire’ contains a revealing interview with Jeb Bush.  Asked who are strong candidates to rise to leadership in his party, Bush did not mention Palin or Romney.  Jeb Bush certainly presents himself well.

Van Gogh, known to middle schoolers as,’That guy who chopped off his ear…actually sometimes, ‘nose’, ‘toes’  ‘arms’, is one of the first artists young students learn to identify.  I often hinted to them, ‘the guy who had an earie experience.’ ( Isn’t that awful? couldn’t resist.) My family was fortnate enough to visit the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam, and then the bridge at Arles, France, the subject of one of his most famous paintings.  By the way, small children are not alwas as appreciative of these adventures,as in, ‘Did they use the picture to build the bridge?’.  Ah , yet another teaching moment.

The tintinabulation of the bells upon the hill’….just so much more pleasant than tinnitus.

Peace and grace

By beth willis on 07/16/2009 8:38 am
Sharon Belko
Beth - I sooo appreciate your definition of tinnitus - I will have to ingrain THAT into my brain to help defray the incessant noise that the real tinnitus has imposed on me ever since a high fever/bronchitis 5 yrs ago.  It is 24/7 jet engine noise and I have, of course, tried everything known (and a few thiings unknown!) to at least abate it.  Nothing pleasant about it, but your description held in my head may, on occasion, give me a smile!
By Sharon Belko on 07/16/2009 9:57 am
beth willis

Sharon, I’m so sorry about your condition, but I’m honored that I could provide a smile.

Peace and grace

By beth willis on 07/16/2009 11:09 am
Susan Crawford
Thank you, Beth. I have had tinnitus almost all my life, and recently, along with a diagnosis of Meniere’s Disease, the noise level has increased. In addition to the usual high-pitched, siren-like noise, I now endure bursts of jackhammer pounding and periods of a sound remarkable similar to a whispered conversation. It was this latter that got me to a great ENT specialist, because it was SO disconcertingly like human speech patterns that I was a nervous wreck. I’ve been following a Meniere’s diet (no caffeine, alcohol, very low salt), using a white-noise machine and a radio to "mask" the inner ear noise, and will soon be starting some physical therapy to help my balance. Can’t say I notice any lessening of the tinnitus levels yet, but since my diagnosis, I’ve been doing a LOT of reading on the subject, and your definition is right on the money. My feeling is that MANY people suffer from tinnitus without really understanding anything about it. I know that I lived with it for years and years, and assumed that what I was hearing in my ears was what everyone heard - it was just a way of life; it was what passed as "normal". Reading Liz’s comment about Van Gogh’s possible tinnitus and linking that to his mental instability is now far more understandable to me. When I started hearing that eerie, whispery sound, it scared the hoo-hah out of me, I can tell you! And other than Meniere’s-related dizziness, I’m a pretty steady sort of gal, so I can imagine what poor Vincent might have been going through: incessant, uncontrollable noise that seems to be filling your head is NOT fun. And I see that our friend James has also been having some ear problems - I wish him a speedy recovery, and years of good health and continued posts! And to all wOw folks: when you get your next physical, make sure you include a thorough ear exam and a hearing check.
By Susan Crawford on 07/16/2009 7:22 pm
beth willis

Thank you for your post.  I have been having problems with my ears and have tried to attribute it to all kinds of ‘self-corrective’ causes.  Now that I hear your story, think I will get my ears checked….I have heard those ‘whispered conversations’ when I’m up late reading. Well, we shall all thank Liz Smith for introducing Van Gogh to the discussion.  I do hope you get some relief, and thank you again.  I will make an appointment tomorrow.

Peace and grace

By beth willis on 07/16/2009 7:37 pm
Susan Crawford
And the same to you, Beth. Good luck to you!
By Susan Crawford on 07/16/2009 7:43 pm
Dona Howlett

Beth,

My sister and I also visited the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam………what an experience.

After visiting all the great Museum’s and Cathedral’s in Europe I haven’t been to a single Museum here.  Shame on me.

It’s so difficult to get around with my electric scooter in public places.  I forgo those pleasures anymore.

I’m going to have to get a new mindset about that and venture out anyway.

By Dona Howlett on 07/18/2009 3:53 pm
Maggie W

What a songbird Whitney was when she first arrived on the scene.  Driving along, I would pump up the voume on the radio when a Houston song came on.  I am looking forward to doing that once again.  A voice range like hers is such a treasure. 

I see Sarah has another ethics charge leveled at her this week.  Something about accepting a salary while in the gov’s chair.  One thing about Sarah.  She remains constant.

By Maggie W on 07/16/2009 10:20 am