The Liz Smith Column | 03/25/2009 11:00 pm
Liz Smith: Bruce Willis – Newly Wed and Non-Dysfunctional

“Without an ever-present sense of death, life is insipid. You might as well live on the whites of eggs,” wrote Muriel Spark.
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So many insightful tributes have been written to the memory of Natasha Richardson.
I want to recommend especially Candice Bergen’s heartfelt words, Joan Juliet Buck’s touching anecdotal account of Natasha more than rising to an occasion and Julia Reed’s and Marlo Thomas’s remembrances of her. You can still read these on wowOwow.com.
Personally I tried to write about this tragic death of someone so beautiful, so real, so human and found myself unable to even begin to do her justice, so I gave up. But I did love a tribute to her by Marc Peyser in the March 30 Newsweek. He called her "Tasha," her private nickname, and brilliantly dubbed her THE UN-DIVA!
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And now for something that may be beside the point but in the interest of setting the record straight, New York sources in forensic pathology say:
The press always gets everything wrong. Natasha’s body was not subjected to an autopsy. The family objected; they felt they more than knew the cause of her death and so the procedure did not happen.
Likewise, press assumptions that “the show must go on,” wherein Natasha’s famous mother, Vanessa Redgrave, was to appear in an April 27 one-night-only performance of "The Year of Magical Thinking" to benefit UNICEF are again wrong. The event has been canceled.

Richardson and Redgrave © Getty Images
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Over six months ago I ran into Bruce Willis and he introduced me to Emma Heming, whom he has now married in a private Turks & Caicos ceremony. At the time I thought I had never seen Bruce so happy or so revealing. He kept holding me close to his chest and murmuring, “I am so in love with this girl; she is the best thing in the world!” (It was an odd feeling to be caressed by Bruce while he spoke so feelingly of another woman. He’s 54; she’s 30.)
The world never ceases to wonder that Bruce and his first wife Demi Moore, their children, and Demi’s new young husband, Ashton Kutcher, all remain close friends and have been at each other’s weddings.
People who think divorce always spells dysfunctional doom for all concerned simply are not tuned in to the 21st century.
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Here’s an odd bit: Letters of Prince Charles’s to a girlfriend long ago just sold for about $35,000 on eBay. In one missive, the then 26-year-old heir to the English throne said: “I shall just have to get married as soon as possible and then all these people might relax … I still think my solution of marrying a girl from each commonwealth country is the best one.”
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An anonymous buyer just paid almost $4 million for the six-by-eight-foot "Pearl Carpet of Baroda." It was said to have been made for the tomb of the Prophet Mohammed about 100 years ago and consists of studded pearls set in gold and silver along with rubies, emeralds and sapphires. It has been in the family of the Maharajah of Baroda ever since its completion. Sotheby’s conducted the auction in Dohar, Qatar.
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Dropped by Pete’s Tavern, a place O. Henry made famous, down below Gramercy Park the other eve and had a fantastic meal. The manager, Declan Gaffney, was all excited. "Guess who came in? We about fainted!"
I was thinking to myself, "Oh, a sighting of Lindsay Lohan … or J.Lo … or Beyoncé." But no, it was Joyce Randolph, formerly of TV’s “The Honeymooners” who had graced Pete’s with her presence. Just as good.

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Wow…Bruce Willis’ new wife is a knockout! She looks a bit like Demi when she was younger. I’ve seen him on talk shows when he seemed like a really great guy…hope they are happy.
I don’t know how Vanessa Redgrave could go on with a performance. No matter how brave, professional, determined…I know that after some deaths as tragic as her daughter’s…you simply can’t think…can’t remember…can’t control when something will remind you. Yes, she is a great and legendary actress….but she is still a mother and a human being, not a machine. Although, perhaps it would distract her. Natasha Richardson’s death is one of the saddest things I’ve ever heard of. I feel so sorry for her family and friends.
And the entire subject matter of ‘The Year of Magical Thinking’ would too closely bound to Ms. Redgrave’s fragile state. I love Joan Didion and, particulary, this book….would so much like to see Ms. Redgrave bring Didion’s words to life, but I wonder now if she’ll ever be able to revisit those emotions.
Joyce Randolph created such a memorable character with Trixie. Not the biggest role, but she made the most of it. ‘The Honeymooners’ is still one of my favorite shows. Trixie’s husband Ed, ‘Hey, hey, Ralphie Boy’, the perfect foil for Ralph Cramden.
Bruce Willis and the renaming of Chicago’s Sears Tower to the Willis Tower….do you suppose that’s the young bride’s wedding gift? Well, we share the name but not the millions…as Willy Wonka would say, ‘Wait a minute. Reverse that.’
I did read today that Natasha Richardson’s organs were donated and that the family received some comfort, knowing their beautiful loved one was able to help others. Liam Neeson said that organ donation was,’So Natasha.’ Hopefully, in time more will be publicized about the donation as a way to remember a wonderful human being and to encourage others to follow suit.
OK, Liz Smith, now I’ve added Pete’s Tavern to my list of ‘The Liz Smith Tour of New York City’. Keep them coming.
Peace and grace
I think it’s great that Bruce and wife and Demi and Hubby are all friends. At the time that I divorced my first husband it was war…but we did have kids together so we have a tie forever. I began inviting him to family gatherings and he always comes…he and my current husband are very good buddies.
Re: the Bruce/Demi ADULT (in the good sense) divorce:
Bravo! Earlier this week, Liz Smith wrote about celebrities being role models and how "unfair" that could seem to some (she was referencing Rihanna’s situation and the lack of privacy). Here is a great example of how that same lack of privacy has been used to teach us all a good lesson.
Bruce and Demi have always put (at least in the eyes of the public, from what I can see) their own personal issues with each other to rest for the better interest of their children. They have given those daughters a secure home (or rather homes!), with little drama even though both their parents make their living in show business.
I say we can all learn a lesson from them. I wish them all well.
I saw "West Side Story" in previews and I think it’s definitely a show for the young. The dancing was magnificent and the music beautifully played but "Romeo and Juliet" just doesn’t cut it for me any more. By contrast, I went to "South Pacific" twice (I took a friend the second time; her uncle had been Enzio Pinza’s agent). From the first note of the overture until the final note, everyone in the audience was enraptured and, since most of them were my age and older, the tears of nostalgia threatened to submerge the stage. And I thought: our lives began, full of hope, as in "Some Enchanted Evening," and draw to a close with "This Nearly Was Mine."
So, if you are able to go to just one show in New York, go to "South Pacific" and not "West Side Story."
Sam, We saw it 3 weeks ago, JUST before Kelli O’Hara left for maternity leave ( back in Oct ) and I totally agree with you - It was WONDERFUL !!
Funny story, my husband was in the High school production, in the choir. He had one line ( "we’ve got mango’s and bannanas you can pick right off the tree " ) I can’t believe he remembers it it after 45 years ! Anyway, the Lt Cable part was played by James Naughton, yes, that one, the Tony award winner. He’s been singing the songs all these years so I gave him tickets for Christmas. We absolutely loved it, and found it surprisingly current. Kelli O’Hara was noticeably pregnant so I googled her when I got home and guess who she is married to ? James Naughton’s son !!
Oh, "This Nearly Was Mine" is my husbands favorite song.
I saw "Guys and Dolls" with Nathan Lane and Faith Prince. The production was magical. Reviews of the current production indicate that it lacks exactly that magic. For example:
BEN BRANTLEY wrote on March 2, 2009, in the NY Times: Certain words, in certain contexts, are best left unspoken. In Des McAnuff’s uninspired new revival of “Guys and Dolls” at the Nederlander Theater that word happens to be “chemistry.” It is dropped — with a thud and a shatter — and hovers for the rest of the evening like a neon-lighted reproach.
I don’t know how well "South Pacific" is aging at Lincoln Center but even if it is only half as good as when I saw it last fall, you will not be disappointed. I’d go again at the drop of a hat.
I agree with Sam. See South Pacific !!
I would also recommend "In The Heights" Winner of the Tony Award last year. Music from beginning to end, kind of a west side story feel, but about the current day Washington Heights, Dominican instead of Puerto Rican. We loved it.