The Liz Smith Column | 10/02/2009 5:00 am
Liz Smith: Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman – Hot in the City
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Jackman and Craig © Greg Williams
"All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I, myself, deny it," wrote H. L. Mencken.
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I won’t attempt to actually critique the Hugh Jackman-Daniel Craig play, "A Steady Rain," which opened on Broadway this week. The critics were fairly uniform in their recognition of the mega fame of the play’s problem in its offering of these two huge screen stars. Contrast that with the slightness of the playwright Keith Huff’s mano a mano drama about two Chicago cops who find themselves in a mess. (As people kept remarking, you can see stories like this every night on TV in "Law & Order" and all the rest of the cop-crime dramas.)
In an opening night crowd that boasted Wendi and Rupert Murdoch, Diane von Fürstenberg and Barry Diller, Matthew Broderick, Jessica and Jerry Seinfeld, Jeff Goldblum, Woody Harrelson, Liev Schreiber, Naomi Watts – it was still interesting and enjoyable to see our two heroes, live and unlike themselves on stage.
Daniel Craig probably scores higher critically, with both his belt-and-suspenders type of unassuming, careful guy. He is all but unrecognizable in his middle-aged manner, complete with unattractive mustache. Hugh Jackman is his sexy self and probably relishes this stage role that lets him be profane and macho. (His last stint on Broadway was as the flamboyant Peter Allen in "The Boy From Oz.") Hugh verges on offensive as a wild man with a gun who acts out before he thinks and then analyzes his actions with self-justification.

Image © Joan Marcus
As I dressed to go to this opening, the male movie fan in my office expressed his delight and envy that I would see both James Bond and the Wolverine onstage in the flesh. Thereby hangs the problem for Craig & Jackman. Here on Broadway they are trying to bury their screen selves and it just isn’t really possible.
But it was and is an interesting thing to be in their audience. I had no idea what playwright Huff had in store, so I enjoyed the mystery of it all as the so-called, rather lurid plot developed.
The two-man drama, long on talk and short on action, is already Broadway’s top-grossing play with no other non-musical topping its potential at $1,167,954 for the week ending September 20. This beats even Billy Crystal’s "700 Sundays" one-man record.
"Rain" opened with a $12 million advance sale. In any case, it will all be over on December 6 so it is nice to have actually been there on opening night.
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Monday at one o’clock PM in Broadway’s Ambassador Theater, we’ll find E. L. Doctorow, John Guare, Sigourney Weaver, Vanessa Redgrave, Nora Ephron and John Kander all speaking to memorialize the famed agent Sam Cohn.
Tippy-top stars who were his clients will be there to pay tribute to the creative Mr. Cohn and, no doubt, there will be many mentions of his paper-eating habits. He was one of the last of the giant characters of showbiz, the inspiration for Dan Aykroyd’s character Arnold Moss in Ephron’s film "This Is My Life."
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You can forget about the ABBA songwriters (Benny Andersson and Bjorn Ulvaeus) contributing to a "Mamma Mia!" sequel as many had hoped. "There will not be another ABBA ‘Mamma Mia!’ musical," says Benny.
After this enduring epic was made into a film that Meryl Streep’s acting pushed to become the UK’s highest-grossing movie, Meryl started talking about how she’d like to reunite Julie Walters, Pierce Brosnan, Christine Baranski and Colin Firth for a follow-up.

Meryl Streep in "Mamma Mia" © Everett Collection
But the aforesaid Benny says he won’t permit even his back music catalogue to be used in a sequel. Maybe some film producer will find other songwriter music to go with screenwriter Catherine Johnson’s popular story. She’d like to write a sequel.
***
I won’t attempt to actually critique the Hugh Jackman-Daniel Craig play, "A Steady Rain," which opened on Broadway this week. The critics were fairly uniform in their recognition of the mega fame of the play’s problem in its offering of these two huge screen stars. Contrast that with the slightness of the playwright Keith Huff’s mano a mano drama about two Chicago cops who find themselves in a mess. (As people kept remarking, you can see stories like this every night on TV in "Law & Order" and all the rest of the cop-crime dramas.)
In an opening night crowd that boasted Wendi and Rupert Murdoch, Diane von Fürstenberg and Barry Diller, Matthew Broderick, Jessica and Jerry Seinfeld, Jeff Goldblum, Woody Harrelson, Liev Schreiber, Naomi Watts – it was still interesting and enjoyable to see our two heroes, live and unlike themselves on stage.
Daniel Craig probably scores higher critically, with both his belt-and-suspenders type of unassuming, careful guy. He is all but unrecognizable in his middle-aged manner, complete with unattractive mustache. Hugh Jackman is his sexy self and probably relishes this stage role that lets him be profane and macho. (His last stint on Broadway was as the flamboyant Peter Allen in "The Boy From Oz.") Hugh verges on offensive as a wild man with a gun who acts out before he thinks and then analyzes his actions with self-justification.

Image © Joan Marcus
As I dressed to go to this opening, the male movie fan in my office expressed his delight and envy that I would see both James Bond and the Wolverine onstage in the flesh. Thereby hangs the problem for Craig & Jackman. Here on Broadway they are trying to bury their screen selves and it just isn’t really possible.
But it was and is an interesting thing to be in their audience. I had no idea what playwright Huff had in store, so I enjoyed the mystery of it all as the so-called, rather lurid plot developed.
The two-man drama, long on talk and short on action, is already Broadway’s top-grossing play with no other non-musical topping its potential at $1,167,954 for the week ending September 20. This beats even Billy Crystal’s "700 Sundays" one-man record.
"Rain" opened with a $12 million advance sale. In any case, it will all be over on December 6 so it is nice to have actually been there on opening night.
***
Monday at one o’clock PM in Broadway’s Ambassador Theater, we’ll find E. L. Doctorow, John Guare, Sigourney Weaver, Vanessa Redgrave, Nora Ephron and John Kander all speaking to memorialize the famed agent Sam Cohn.
Tippy-top stars who were his clients will be there to pay tribute to the creative Mr. Cohn and, no doubt, there will be many mentions of his paper-eating habits. He was one of the last of the giant characters of showbiz, the inspiration for Dan Aykroyd’s character Arnold Moss in Ephron’s film "This Is My Life."
***
You can forget about the ABBA songwriters (Benny Andersson and Bjorn Ulvaeus) contributing to a "Mamma Mia!" sequel as many had hoped. "There will not be another ABBA ‘Mamma Mia!’ musical," says Benny.
After this enduring epic was made into a film that Meryl Streep’s acting pushed to become the UK’s highest-grossing movie, Meryl started talking about how she’d like to reunite Julie Walters, Pierce Brosnan, Christine Baranski and Colin Firth for a follow-up.

Meryl Streep in "Mamma Mia" © Everett Collection
But the aforesaid Benny says he won’t permit even his back music catalogue to be used in a sequel. Maybe some film producer will find other songwriter music to go with screenwriter Catherine Johnson’s popular story. She’d like to write a sequel.
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I don’t know Liz, I have to disagree, Madonna looks awful. She looks like she had bad facial reconstruction or something. But thank God she has dropped that fake British accent she was trying to pull off over the last 8 years.
I’m sorry but the woman is a train wreck.
You know what Liz, this is where we part company and I think it’s because you have spent your life surrounded by and shoulder to shoulder (you lucky dog) with celebrities. I personally don’t give anyone a pass because of their wealth or status. I looked at the video again (because one of my friends who reads our site called me with the ubiquitous "how dare you talk smack about Madonna")
This is why I say she is a train wreck and please keep in mind we are all entitled to our own opinions. How she came on the scene decades ago was disgusting. She was promiscuous beyond belief and flaunted it. I have no respect for women who use sex as a tool for success. She can not sing, but she was sexy, and in our world sex sells. She can dance and she does surround herself with those who can dance, so she puts on a great show. But…. I find it objectionable how she acquired the African kids she has. In my opinion she brought them just as she would a new purse. Small….in Black please…something that would look good on my arm… The perfect accessory.
She has jumped from religion to religion and yes I personally have a problem with her latest selection. I have said this so much lately on this site, so forgive me for repeating myself but I do have a problem with women who become involved with younger men. I think it speaks volumes about their own internal insecurities. She was (and may still) clearly have am eating disorder because she was never this thin. Photos circulating on the net that show her looking emaciated are not doctored, she looks awful. Watch the video again Liz and look at her arms, they are like skeletons.
My gauge, if she lived next door to me and was not a celebrity, from just watching her life from a short distance would I find things she does, says, acts and behaves objectionable? Enough so to the point where I would say "and that woman has kids?" My honest answer would be she is nutty and yes…. a train wreck. I can remove the celebrity status when judging others actions Liz, the fact that she earned $450 million last year means very little to me. Britney Spears is also worth millions and I assure you if she were my neighbor I would and could say all of the same things about her as I do about Madonna. Sans the Black kids and fake British accent.
Liz—I know what you mean about picking up an accent. I lived in Atlanta for a few years after college, and after that came back up the coast to my Yankee stomping grounds where everyone heard an accent except for me. It showed up mainly in the way I pronounced my vowels—many found it charming—I found it puzzling. When you are exposed to an accent, intensively over a period of years, it seeps into your unconscious.
I have loved Madonna ever since the first time I saw Desperately Seeking Susan; I must have watched that movie ten times. I think Madonna looks damn great (I am jealous) for a woman of any age, and her dancing background shows through beautifully. I saw a special many years back where the camera followed her as she prepared for her concert—forgive me I don’t remember the name—the one the Pope boycotted, and I admired her consistency in her dance discipline, and the way she treated her fellow dancers, such an incredible athlete. Anything the Pope boycotts, makes me want to see it more. As for her personal life, I think she has done many great things and is to be commended.
Fri, 2 oct 2009, Hi, Liz
This message maybe out of topic but I can not find any e-mail address where I could write you privately. But anyway, I will be brief.
If you remember Charice, the young prodigy taken by David Foster and Oprah Winfrey underneath their wings. But anyway, one of her big fansites here in USA with world-wide membership is closing its doors permanently effective Oct. 6, 2009. The name of the fansite is www.chariceworld.com. This is a sad day for her world wide fans including me, since, I became an avid fan of her the first time she sang @Mandalay Bay Hotel/Casino Resort in Las Vegas on May 24, 2008.
Anyway, I do not really know the true reason as to why the mega fansite is shutting down. But personally, I feel that this is a big blow to Charice’s popularity. Thought, I share this sad news with you. I am one of your devoted fan too. Just love reading your "hot" gossip. Keep on writing with your magical pen.
Regards,
Lovely Soul
I really like David Letterman. As far as I know, he was single a long time. Did everyone think he was celibate. Since he has been married, I kind of miss the way he used to flirt with this female guests. I thought he handled the whole thing in his way. You may not have done the same but I think this is keeping with "his style". He did the right thing in exposing this creep who would blackmail a man over having sex with women? hmmmm….Even if the man was a famous man, he was having sex with women…..seems somehow normal to me. I am sure the woman who stayed with him for soooo long and finally become his wife is well aware of the man she married. Please let’s find something more interesting to talk about.
Like how can anyone in Hollywood come to the defense of a man who drugged a 13 year old girl and then forced her to have sex with him. A 13 year old can not have consenual sex with someone so much older than her. The only one that I can understand defending Roman Polanski is another pedophile, Wood Allen. Birds of a feather…..
I was a little puzzled how Whoopie could say it wasn’t "rape, rape". How else can you describe the act of such an older man forcing himself on a 13 year old girl? Rape. Seems pretty clear. I don’t care how long ago it happened in the past….if he has not been to jail for this crime….then he needs to go. and soon.