The Liz Smith Column | 10/19/2009 6:00 am
Liz Smith: Gina Gershon Gives the 'Birdie' to Critics
Also from Our Gossip Girl: Jackie Bisset’s ‘last film festival’? And Jude Law’s intense ‘Hamlet.’

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"An old garlic clove like me? Who would want me?" asked Coco Chanel when told she had been accused of having affairs with other women.
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I don’t believe the rampantly bad reviews suffered by the latest incarnation of "Bye, Bye, Birdie" on the Broadway stage can be overcome for a long run of this beloved but dated musical. The show received critical deathblows, especially for director Robert Longbottom. But my friend Gina Gershon in the lead (the Chita Rivera role) has been described as "luscious" by the Times critic Ben Brantley. He said she brought to mind "the physical ripeness of Ava Gardner at her peak." He added, "Ms. Gershon also seems to share the lack of confidence in her part that Gardner often projected on screen."
I advised pal Gina to paste that on her makeup mirror and forget everything else. Gina rose to fame after playing a lesbian plumber who takes on the Mob in the noir film "Bound." So from lesbian plumber to Ava Gardner in one acting lifetime ain’t bad!
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The Times review also evoked shades of "The Ed Sullivan Show" in its "Birdie" review. And here on my desk lies a brand-new book by Gerald Nachman titled Right Here on Our Stage Tonight!
The book shows gossip columnist Sullivan turned variety show host on the cover with The Supremes in their early days. This work is a "don’t miss" of nostalgia and tells the unusual tale of how one of the weirdest guys ever in the outskirts of journalism scored to become one of the weirdest guys ever in the outskirts of early ’60s television.

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And the book describes Sullivan’s long reign at The New York Daily News, saying that I "inherited" his spot as columnist after he left the paper.
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Jackie Bisset wound up her duties presiding over the Chicago Film Festival last weekend. The star was as beautiful and glamorous as usual and the Windy City was blown away by Jackie.
Soon, Miss Bissett will be attending festivals with her own feature. This is writer/director/producer Linda Yellen’s wicked little indie movie "The Last Film Festival." This one concerns a group of misbegotten, narcissistic actors and film types who are attending a tacky movie festival in the middle of nowhere USA. Jackie stars with Dennis Hopper, JoBeth Williams, Chris Kattan and LeeLee Sobieski.
This film marks a significant departure for Jackie. She plays a beautiful star who has seen better days when it comes to career. Jackie employs a fantastic Italian accent and hilariously steals every scene.
A brand-new Bissett, very funny! One hopes this movie might get the attention it deserves. After Dennis Hopper saw the completed movie, he complimented director Yellen on her "genius."
You movie buffs will know this is high praise coming from a guy who started out in George Stevens’s masterpiece, "Giant," back in 1956. He played the son of Elizabeth Taylor and Rock Hudson.
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This is why cable news so often sucks! Just two words – Balloon Boy. That was the non-story last week about a kid, thought to be in a box in the air under a giant runaway silver bag. When it landed he was found hiding in his attic.
Once we were assured the child was safe, we no longer cared about the balloon but TV treated us to the same non-story footage. CNN, Fox, MSNBC all disgraced themselves giving over and over again film of the empty balloon.
Wasn’t everybody suckered into this story, including the morning shows that rushed to book the family only to have the kid vomit nervously? (I guess that’s news!) The child seemed to imply the whole thing was a hoax. Since the "family" had reality-show experience in their past, shouldn’t that have been a red flag to TV news people?
In the beginning it may have looked like a story. But what’s the excuse for re-running it ad nauseam? It proves you don’t have to be airborne to be a giant gasbag.
P.S. But do they ever learn? Almost an hour’s worth of airtime was consumed by the cable stations yesterday, for the live coverage of the news conference announcing that the police believe it was all a hoax. Everybody had to go live for this?! For what we already knew?
***
I don’t believe the rampantly bad reviews suffered by the latest incarnation of "Bye, Bye, Birdie" on the Broadway stage can be overcome for a long run of this beloved but dated musical. The show received critical deathblows, especially for director Robert Longbottom. But my friend Gina Gershon in the lead (the Chita Rivera role) has been described as "luscious" by the Times critic Ben Brantley. He said she brought to mind "the physical ripeness of Ava Gardner at her peak." He added, "Ms. Gershon also seems to share the lack of confidence in her part that Gardner often projected on screen."
I advised pal Gina to paste that on her makeup mirror and forget everything else. Gina rose to fame after playing a lesbian plumber who takes on the Mob in the noir film "Bound." So from lesbian plumber to Ava Gardner in one acting lifetime ain’t bad!
***
The Times review also evoked shades of "The Ed Sullivan Show" in its "Birdie" review. And here on my desk lies a brand-new book by Gerald Nachman titled Right Here on Our Stage Tonight!
The book shows gossip columnist Sullivan turned variety show host on the cover with The Supremes in their early days. This work is a "don’t miss" of nostalgia and tells the unusual tale of how one of the weirdest guys ever in the outskirts of journalism scored to become one of the weirdest guys ever in the outskirts of early ’60s television.

Image: Amazon
And the book describes Sullivan’s long reign at The New York Daily News, saying that I "inherited" his spot as columnist after he left the paper.
***
Jackie Bisset wound up her duties presiding over the Chicago Film Festival last weekend. The star was as beautiful and glamorous as usual and the Windy City was blown away by Jackie.
Soon, Miss Bissett will be attending festivals with her own feature. This is writer/director/producer Linda Yellen’s wicked little indie movie "The Last Film Festival." This one concerns a group of misbegotten, narcissistic actors and film types who are attending a tacky movie festival in the middle of nowhere USA. Jackie stars with Dennis Hopper, JoBeth Williams, Chris Kattan and LeeLee Sobieski.
This film marks a significant departure for Jackie. She plays a beautiful star who has seen better days when it comes to career. Jackie employs a fantastic Italian accent and hilariously steals every scene.
A brand-new Bissett, very funny! One hopes this movie might get the attention it deserves. After Dennis Hopper saw the completed movie, he complimented director Yellen on her "genius."
You movie buffs will know this is high praise coming from a guy who started out in George Stevens’s masterpiece, "Giant," back in 1956. He played the son of Elizabeth Taylor and Rock Hudson.
***
This is why cable news so often sucks! Just two words – Balloon Boy. That was the non-story last week about a kid, thought to be in a box in the air under a giant runaway silver bag. When it landed he was found hiding in his attic.
Once we were assured the child was safe, we no longer cared about the balloon but TV treated us to the same non-story footage. CNN, Fox, MSNBC all disgraced themselves giving over and over again film of the empty balloon.
Wasn’t everybody suckered into this story, including the morning shows that rushed to book the family only to have the kid vomit nervously? (I guess that’s news!) The child seemed to imply the whole thing was a hoax. Since the "family" had reality-show experience in their past, shouldn’t that have been a red flag to TV news people?
In the beginning it may have looked like a story. But what’s the excuse for re-running it ad nauseam? It proves you don’t have to be airborne to be a giant gasbag.
P.S. But do they ever learn? Almost an hour’s worth of airtime was consumed by the cable stations yesterday, for the live coverage of the news conference announcing that the police believe it was all a hoax. Everybody had to go live for this?! For what we already knew?
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This one concerns a group of misbegotten, narcissistic actors and film types who are attending a tacky movie festival in the middle of nowhere USA.
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You have to wonder if she got the idea for the film from the equally tacky "celebrity conventions" where stars of yesteryear gather to meet the fans of yesteryear and often in the middle of nowhere USA. Sad how Hollywood puts so many out to pasture once they hit 40. Never to be seen again. Except at the "celebrity conventions." The film just the same sounds hilarious. And fun. And we could all use some fun.
Liz, you hit exactly the right notes in your comments about the "balloon boy" non-story. How in the world have we reached the point where we cover inanities like this story of a not-very-well-executed publicity stunt? It was heartbreaking to see the little boy literally vomit as he blurted out the truth. I have to ask myself - yet again - what kind of parent would place a child in this position? Why would ANY parent wish for publicity, a reality TV show, or fifteen minutes of fame if it came at the expense of a child’s sense of security? Just dreadful, isn’t it?
On the upside, I was delighted to read about Jacqueline Bissett. She has been, and continues to be one of the most beautiful women in the world, and it’s great that she has a new project that we can look forward to.
I don’t believe the Balloon Boy was a non story. True, the media is usually far more interested in sensationalism than boring facts, but the public, from coast to coast, was duped. People were praying for this child. Countless man hours and incredible expense were at play. I wish to hear even more, and what I hope to hear is this sorry excuse for parents have jail time plus a hefty fine; they also deserve to lose custody of their children. A cat is a better parent and role model.
On the upside for me… JoBeth Williams. We should find a way to clone her.
CoCo Chanel, an old garlic clove… hilarious.
Gina Gershon is fantastic - always just who she wants to be - out front and never apologetic, and yet every time I see her she seems to be a brilliant new incarnation. I never ceased to be impressed.
A "brand-new" and "very funny" Jackie Bissett - good for her!
Jude Law as a new Hamlet? There are times I wish I didn’t live way out in the woods… sounds intriguing!
Ok, balloon boy… Bordering on a hot button topic for me, but here I go - as I’ve said many times before, I have no TV, but I do listen to Satellite Radio - Every second or third news story was about this boy - still days AFTER the event! This is ridiculous folks.
We wonder why people do things like this - put themselves in a position of ruining their lives and families, all for a shot at fame. IMHO, we’re all to blame. It’s because the news stations perpetuate this madness day after day. It is also the TV stations that run these reality shows constantly, creating Reality TV "Stars". These people really believe themselves to be stars! They really think that fame will somehow make their lives better, make their whites whiter and their colors brighter. What they haven’t figured out is that they are all little pawns in a Hollywood money scheme and when they are no longer useful, they are thrown out like yesterday’s rubbish.
The same goes for the public - talk about fickle. Roman society had nothing on us - they might love you today, but tomorrow they’ll be looking for the next victim to tear apart and who knows, you might be ripe for the pickin’… One day on top, the next -boom - feet out from underneath you and the talking heads on the news channels are now spending their days discussing you - how could this have happened, what was the problem, why didn’t it work… And look! that’s your next-door neighbor on TV!
There are two things I just don’t understand - why do people desire fame so badly and why have we become such a voyeuristic nation? Why does it hold such appeal to see into each other’s homes and bedrooms and to know everyone’s dirty little secrets and why are we so willing to tell all? As a result, we’ve bred a dirty little culture and frankly, we shouldn’t be surprised, shocked or dismayed when people like the balloon family push the envelope to be a part of it.
As for me - I chose to disconnect from "reality TV" in favor of reality a few years ago - though I’m not very optimistic, I hope to see an end of this era soon.
Nice solid soapbox… Jumping off now. :-)