The Liz Smith Column | 11/03/2009 7:00 am
Liz Smith: Jonathan Rhys Meyers – Those Lips, Those Eyes!
Also from Our Gossip Girl: ‘Finian’s Rainbow’ enchants … And the artist formerly known as Cat Stevens hits Dublin.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers © PR Photos
"Life seems to me now to be reduced to anecdotes," says the genius Elaine May. (I may have used this quote before. It tickles me every time I think of it.)
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One of this columnist’s favorites is actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers. He is heading into the final season of "The Tudors" on Showtime. He will now appear as the older, more debauched Henry VIII. I am told that Jonathan has actually consented to "some aging." After all, he was, from the beginning, such an unlikely – though brilliant – choice for the role of the red-haired English monarch and he got through most of this amazing series looking ravishing.
Jonathan is one of those dark-night-of-the-soul kind of guys. Very intense, full of "issues," but one can break through and not have a total nervous collapse while interviewing him.
He was a challenge at first. But if one just concentrates on his lips, his eyes, his boldly exposed chest, one gets through it. (It was cold and wintry when this column sat with Jonathan, but his T-shirt dipped distractingly low.) And he seemed to like it that this interviewer knew just a bit about English history.
P.S."The Tudors" drives scholars half mad. It is not always authentic. But it’s great film drama. And you never will forget some of its torture scenes – people wrapped in oiled bandages for the fire, red-hot pokers up the backside, the rack reducing pathetic humans to crawling remnants as they approach the headman’s axe. But after all, this part of "The Tudors" is authentic. Unfortunately.
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Hey, gang – The artist Yusuf Islam, formerly known as Cat Stevens, is going on tour for the first time in 33 years.
Here’s your chance to see him in Dublin, Ireland, on November 15; in Birmingham, England, on November 23; in the Liverpool Echo Arena on December 5; and in London’s Royal Albert Hall on December 8.
But that would mean you’d have to go to Great Britain where a month’s worth of rain fell in only one day last week. It’s damp.

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Sing! Dance! Thrill! Enjoy! What a kick to see a Broadway musical and be able to sing along (silently, of course) with such classics as "That Old Devil Moon," "Look to the Rainbow," "How Are Things in Glocca Morra," "If This Isn’t Love."
That’s what you’ll be doing if you go see the truly sparkling production of the beloved "Finian’s Rainbow," just opened at the St. James Theatre on Broadway.
There’s a wonderful cast, starring the one and only Jim Norton. (Broadway awarded his performance in "The Seafarer" with a Tony in 2008!) This Irish gent bears laughter and tears on his humble shoulders magnificently throughout.
Then, there’s the endearingly lovely Kate Baldwin as his daughter. Ms. Baldwin is a big winner with her rich voice and charming looks, performing in this 62-year-old classic by Burton Lane and Yip Harburg. And, of course, there’s the smolderingly sexy Cheyenne Jackson as her love, sending sparks up around both of them. Everyone in this show is great and, what’s more, you can bring your children.
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One of this columnist’s favorites is actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers. He is heading into the final season of "The Tudors" on Showtime. He will now appear as the older, more debauched Henry VIII. I am told that Jonathan has actually consented to "some aging." After all, he was, from the beginning, such an unlikely – though brilliant – choice for the role of the red-haired English monarch and he got through most of this amazing series looking ravishing.
Jonathan is one of those dark-night-of-the-soul kind of guys. Very intense, full of "issues," but one can break through and not have a total nervous collapse while interviewing him.
He was a challenge at first. But if one just concentrates on his lips, his eyes, his boldly exposed chest, one gets through it. (It was cold and wintry when this column sat with Jonathan, but his T-shirt dipped distractingly low.) And he seemed to like it that this interviewer knew just a bit about English history.
P.S."The Tudors" drives scholars half mad. It is not always authentic. But it’s great film drama. And you never will forget some of its torture scenes – people wrapped in oiled bandages for the fire, red-hot pokers up the backside, the rack reducing pathetic humans to crawling remnants as they approach the headman’s axe. But after all, this part of "The Tudors" is authentic. Unfortunately.
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Hey, gang – The artist Yusuf Islam, formerly known as Cat Stevens, is going on tour for the first time in 33 years.
Here’s your chance to see him in Dublin, Ireland, on November 15; in Birmingham, England, on November 23; in the Liverpool Echo Arena on December 5; and in London’s Royal Albert Hall on December 8.
But that would mean you’d have to go to Great Britain where a month’s worth of rain fell in only one day last week. It’s damp.

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Sing! Dance! Thrill! Enjoy! What a kick to see a Broadway musical and be able to sing along (silently, of course) with such classics as "That Old Devil Moon," "Look to the Rainbow," "How Are Things in Glocca Morra," "If This Isn’t Love."
That’s what you’ll be doing if you go see the truly sparkling production of the beloved "Finian’s Rainbow," just opened at the St. James Theatre on Broadway.
There’s a wonderful cast, starring the one and only Jim Norton. (Broadway awarded his performance in "The Seafarer" with a Tony in 2008!) This Irish gent bears laughter and tears on his humble shoulders magnificently throughout.
Then, there’s the endearingly lovely Kate Baldwin as his daughter. Ms. Baldwin is a big winner with her rich voice and charming looks, performing in this 62-year-old classic by Burton Lane and Yip Harburg. And, of course, there’s the smolderingly sexy Cheyenne Jackson as her love, sending sparks up around both of them. Everyone in this show is great and, what’s more, you can bring your children.
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Jonathan Rhys Meyers is disgusting. There is something off pudding about men who are that perfect….I would even say scary. His face is so idyllic it’s almost as if he isn’t human. I for one even love his ears. Look at how perfectly shaped they are. Something isn’t right about him…..I can’t put my finger on it.
No man should look that perfect. :0)
I like Jonathan Meyers, he played "August Rush" made me cry. He
has very expressive eyes, He’s very charming.
As regards, Finian’s Rainbow, if you want a night of sheer enchantment and a feeling of leaving all of your troubles behind, be SURE to see Finian’s Rainbow. While I have not seen the Broadway production, I did see it too many years ago in the movie version starring Fred Astaire and Petula Clark. It was WONDERFUL full of magic and endearment. So many of the Irish tales are! It is an evening well worth the time!
Wowowow. Jonathan Rhys Meyers. I’ve always loved Tudor history- this series isn’t sooo far off the mark. I mean it really is a pretty racy tale- that helped shape the world we live in today- which is why it’s intrigued so many for so long. He does a wonderful job. Henry wasn’t always the fat monster he’s usually portrayed as- he started out as quite the golden prince.
Regardless this series is a whopping fun way to "read" the story again. And FYI season 3 is about to come out on DVD.
Once again, I find my opinion to be the exception. I find Jonathan Rhys Meyer to be an extremely talented actor. The Tudors is enjoyable to watch and I will even say that I find him somewhat attractive, but perfect? Yummie? Beautiful? A dish? Nope. Sorry, different strokes I guess.
Now George Clooney - that’s a beautiful man in my book. Just thinking of the smile of George Clooney’s face can bring a smile to mine, every single time. Of course, he does remind me of my husband. Hmmm…If all of my fantasies manage to revert back to reality does that make me boring or just happy & content? :)
Stephanie….he’s not exactly a cad. Just complicated. He needs to be comforted.