The Liz Smith Column | 08/24/2009 11:00 pm
Liz Smith: Melanie Laurent – Real Heroine of 'Inglourious Basterds'
Also from Our Gossip Girl, Jeremy Piven’s Ari role model and Nicole Richie’s new kind of craving.

Melanie Laurent/Image: Wikipedia
“When everyone recognizes beauty as beautiful, then there is ugliness. When everyone recognizes goodness as good, then there is evil,” wrote Alan Watts.
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I went to the movies over last weekend to see “District 9” but at Kips Bay they said the air conditioning had failed in that particular theater.
So I opted for “Inglourious Basterds,” which I was kind of dreading sitting through. I appreciate Quentin Tarantino’s huge talent but sometimes I’m not in the mood for his blood-and-guts style.
Well, I was wrong to hang back. There is a lot I’d like to avoid in this film – people being scalped and beaten to death with a baseball bat – but when you compare it to what the Nazis did to millions, it becomes kind of a droll equal justice.
This is Tarantino’s wet dream of how to get even with Hitler and his minions and he has imagined a terrific story with super suspense and appealingly interesting characters. The film’s real heroine, actress Melanie Laurent, is a positive, big, movie-star find; someone we might compare to the young Lauren Bacall or Kim Novak or Danielle Darrieux. She is French, Jewish and out for revenge.
Brad Pitt is marvelous as a tough Southern killing machine out to win the war all by himself, with the help of his "Inglourious Basterds." This is one of his best anti-Brad-Pitt-superstar characters. (Christoph Waltz as the SS officer is sensational, an Oscar nominee for sure!)
I have to say it – writer-director Tarantino is a genius and he has made a movie that very well could win the Academy Award next March. (You can close your eyes for a few minutes during the scalping and baseball bat moments. After all, scalping and using a bat for the wrong things is so all-American.)
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Jeremy Piven was asked by Time about his Ari Gold character on TV’s "Entourage." They wanted to know if playing a role based on a real person affected the way he did the part.
Here’s Mr. Piven: “The character is loosely based on Ari Emanuel, whose brother Rahm is the White House chief of staff. He was my agent for a time, so I did get an eyeful and an earful of Ari Emanuel – that is for sure. I haven’t heard any of his comments about my character. If he didn’t enjoy it, I would’ve heard about it.”
Oh, and yes, Jeremy says he hasn’t had fish in 11 months and his mercury levels have gone from 60 to below 3, which makes him feel like a different person from the one who suddenly opted out of David Mamet’s play “Speed-the-Plow” on Broadway.
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Are you interested in the memoir of a very famous concert pianist who dabbles in the paranormal, has battled debilitating illness and married one of the most beautiful and charming women of Hollywood? Well, you will be. The renowned Byron Janis has just sold his life story to John Wiley publishers via the Doug Grad agency.
He charts his early life as a child prodigy, the unearthing of two undiscovered works he found by Chopin in France in the late ’60s, his struggle with arthritis late in his career and his happy marriage to the late Gary Cooper’s daughter, Maria. We’ll see this book in 2010 to coincide with the bicentennial of Chopin’s birth.
P.S. On September 10 Byron and Maria travel to Los Angeles for the unveiling of a stamp, with Gary Cooper’s iconic, handsome face on it.
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I went to the movies over last weekend to see “District 9” but at Kips Bay they said the air conditioning had failed in that particular theater.
So I opted for “Inglourious Basterds,” which I was kind of dreading sitting through. I appreciate Quentin Tarantino’s huge talent but sometimes I’m not in the mood for his blood-and-guts style.
Well, I was wrong to hang back. There is a lot I’d like to avoid in this film – people being scalped and beaten to death with a baseball bat – but when you compare it to what the Nazis did to millions, it becomes kind of a droll equal justice.
This is Tarantino’s wet dream of how to get even with Hitler and his minions and he has imagined a terrific story with super suspense and appealingly interesting characters. The film’s real heroine, actress Melanie Laurent, is a positive, big, movie-star find; someone we might compare to the young Lauren Bacall or Kim Novak or Danielle Darrieux. She is French, Jewish and out for revenge.
Brad Pitt is marvelous as a tough Southern killing machine out to win the war all by himself, with the help of his "Inglourious Basterds." This is one of his best anti-Brad-Pitt-superstar characters. (Christoph Waltz as the SS officer is sensational, an Oscar nominee for sure!)
I have to say it – writer-director Tarantino is a genius and he has made a movie that very well could win the Academy Award next March. (You can close your eyes for a few minutes during the scalping and baseball bat moments. After all, scalping and using a bat for the wrong things is so all-American.)
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Jeremy Piven was asked by Time about his Ari Gold character on TV’s "Entourage." They wanted to know if playing a role based on a real person affected the way he did the part.
Here’s Mr. Piven: “The character is loosely based on Ari Emanuel, whose brother Rahm is the White House chief of staff. He was my agent for a time, so I did get an eyeful and an earful of Ari Emanuel – that is for sure. I haven’t heard any of his comments about my character. If he didn’t enjoy it, I would’ve heard about it.”
Oh, and yes, Jeremy says he hasn’t had fish in 11 months and his mercury levels have gone from 60 to below 3, which makes him feel like a different person from the one who suddenly opted out of David Mamet’s play “Speed-the-Plow” on Broadway.
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Are you interested in the memoir of a very famous concert pianist who dabbles in the paranormal, has battled debilitating illness and married one of the most beautiful and charming women of Hollywood? Well, you will be. The renowned Byron Janis has just sold his life story to John Wiley publishers via the Doug Grad agency.
He charts his early life as a child prodigy, the unearthing of two undiscovered works he found by Chopin in France in the late ’60s, his struggle with arthritis late in his career and his happy marriage to the late Gary Cooper’s daughter, Maria. We’ll see this book in 2010 to coincide with the bicentennial of Chopin’s birth.
P.S. On September 10 Byron and Maria travel to Los Angeles for the unveiling of a stamp, with Gary Cooper’s iconic, handsome face on it.
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What a wonderful quote from Alan Watts, Liz! One of the best things about your columns is the quote you always include, and this one is just so thought-provoking. As we used to say back in the sixties: "Heavy, man!"
I wonder, since Mastering the Art of French Cooking is back on the best-seller lists, that some marketing genius hasn’t figured out a way to get a DVD of Julia’s greatest shows together to "bundle" with the book? I’d go for that combo in a heartbeat. There are probably all kinds of legalities involved, but it would be a great idea.
There is no justification for watching anybody get scalped, beaten with a bat, maimed or tortured, no matter what the situation. The fact that you could find any aspect of this worth praising goes to show just how far our society has sunk, and to what degree the media has its "hired clapper" puppets in place, promoting these sorts of ideals. I don’t care if there are "appalling interesting characters" and I don’t care how suspenseful it is. Hasn’t anybody ever heard of "two wrongs don’t make a right"?? Apparently not, since you said this:
I’m not supporting what the Nazis did, but plain and simple, two wrongs don’t make a right. If you find the idea of taking a bat to the skull of another human being, or peeling off the top of their head - even if it’s "fake" - because it’s supposedly good entertainment and "hey, look at what the Nazis did, right?" then you are no better than them.
That’s okay, go back to being the hired clapper puppet reporting on mindless celeb drivel. You sold your soul a long time ago anyway.
Dear Dani ... say what you like but you can't call me a "hired clapper puppet" because nobody these days is paying me a salary
and I write my column mostly for the love of it. Where do people get off that a personal enthusiasm was 'hired". I don't know Quentin Tarantino, have never met Brad Pitt, don't even know off hand which company produced the movie. I have one small job doing philasophic showbiz views for Fox. But my opinions of movie, books, TV and politics are strictly my own. You can 't blame anyone else for them. And if you don't get Tarentino, or me, because of movie violence, you have no sense of humor. Liz.
Bravo Liz!
well said! Unfortunately, one of the drawbacks of the internet and social networking is the fact that EVERYONE has an opinion on everything. I learned this the hard way with FACEBOOK. Over time, i’ve placed articles of interest with political overtones - say from Huffington Post. i soon learned quickly by the tone of some of my friends’ comments that not everyone thinks like me. So I have a choice. Do I ignore their rants - or just accept that they are friends who see the issue differently then me? I choose to keep their friendship - and just accept them for who they are. They have EVERY right to thier opinion.. Thank goodness we live in this great country where we are free to express our thoughts without having our broadband turned off if someone doesn’t like or point of view! Keep up the good work Liz! you are a daily inspiration to me. I only pray that you get PAID again soon! roger c. memos
I remember sitting next to my Mom at the Beauty Salon as we waited to have our hair done.I was about 8 so this was 50 years OMG ago.Mom was flipping through one of the movie mags and she pointed to a picture of Gary Cooper and said his friends call him Coop.I dont know if they did or not but that night I decided that when I had a son his name would Cooper.Approximately 17 years later J Cooper was born.He has been called Coop,Coopy (by drippy girl friends) and when he played basketball there was a cheer that sounded to me like Cooie.He is as handsome as Gary and I think a wonderful namesake.
I wish that Tarantino had joined the police department instead of making films. The Nazi era does not need his input; depicting cruelty, pain, and torture is not entertainment, and certainly not on this subject. I have no sense of humor about the WWII atrocities. Those of us who grew up in that period and perhaps lost relatives don’t appreciate his macho awfulness. It’s a sign of gross insensitivity and childishness to produce this rot.
Someone should pay for Tarantino’s boxing lessons and let him have a go at that; give up such junk, please. Who needs his spiel on this subject?
I went with a friend this weekend to this movie. My sons had been talking about it and I really didn’t want to see it but we decided since we had already seen Julie/Julia that we would see this movie.
Yes it showed scalping/and head bashing and was disturbing in some ways. But it was just a movie-not real- but it lets you see a part of history that everyone would just love to forget.
My friend and I loved the comedy and all of the actors/actresses were great.
I suggested to my sons to go see it and they saw it last night.
As for Dani Smith’s comment of "clapper puppet" you just keep on doing what you are doing because you gave a great review of the movie. Keep it up.