The Liz Smith Column | 10/16/2009 5:00 am
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Whoopi Goldberg
"Money talks – the only conversation worth hearing when times are bad," said Fred Allen during the Great Depression.
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Nobody pushes Barbra Streisand around, but then there is Michael Bublé. (Pronounced boob-blay; for those few who might be new to his charms.)
His "Crazy Love" album just hit No. 1 on Billboard, beating out the greatest star by far, and also the legendary rock band KISS. (These latter guys are, incredibly, still making music that their fans find relevant.)
Tuesday night, Michael, his Warner Records press rep Liz Rosenberg, and a gaggle of Bublé media friends and fans gathered at the famous Italian eatery Patsy’s in Manhattan to sweat out the imminent news that Michael had hit the top spot. It was like the old days of waiting for the Broadway first night New York Times review at Sardi’s. Exciting!
Among the little throng – People magazine’s Deputy Managing Editor Peter Castro … KC Baker, who writes for the mag … NBC’s Marianne Haggerty and Aretha Marshall … CBS Sunday Morning’s Ramon Parkins … Clear Channel’s Zena Burns … Maxim magazine’s Joe Levy, Lite-FM NY’s program director Chris Conley. (Mr. Conley bears a strong resemblance to 007’s Daniel Craig!)
There was no assurance that Michael would prevail, so nail-biting tension accompanied the pasta, the meatballs, the mozzarella, tomatoes, the prosciutto, the chicken contadina, the shrimps wrapped in bacon, the stuffed artichokes. Even Michael, who has dieted himself down to a slender, well-toned shadow of his former huskier self, ate heartily and nervously. After all, would it be possible to usurp Miss Streisand from her place at the top of the chart?
When word came, via Ms. Rosenberg’s cell phone, Michael leapt to his feet and said, "Finally, I’m on top of Barbra!" Then he left the room to call his mother in Canada. When he came back, more than a little misty-eyed, he thanked all those present. Actually, he hugged all present, which was a hell of a maneuver in a confined space, the intimate upstairs backroom of Patsy’s. Not that anyone complained about being up close and huggy with Bublé.
I have always had a tender spot in my heart for Michael; he serenaded me at my 80th birthday, on the cusp of his great career.
Singing for octogenarians? It can’t hurt.
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A nugget of gossip was picked up this night. Too bad it has to be blind. The talk of several tables was that the wealthy father of a young, now wildly successful singer, bought up about 80,000 copies of her first CD, putting it over the edge as a hit.
Daddy doesn’t have to do this anymore, but baby will always be grateful.
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Oh, and what have been the big sellers for People magazine this year, so far? The death issues, alas – Michael Jackson, Patrick Swayze. And even more alas, the Gosselins. The above-mentioned Peter Castro shrugged when this info caused a massive flinch at his table: "Hey, they sell!"
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Reminder! The great TV guy Don Hewitt of "60 Minutes" fame will be memorialized at 11 AM, Monday, in the space of Jazz at Lincoln Center. The speakers should be fascinating because Don was quite a character.
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Whoopi is a dynamo and has many invaluable connections in the industry. Love her.
Head Games - what is the top prize? 200 clams for a correct answer? Hmmm … sounds a little bit stingy by today’s standards. I love the show Cash Cab which has similar prizes - but the hook there is that being a contestant requires no preparation or inconvenience at all. So what’s the potential top prize amount for a winner? I’ll be tuning in - like I said I love Whoopi (hoping to love her show!).
Wow Whoopi - you responded to me! Thank you so very much. You have no idea - you made my day, heck my whole week =) Love you doll.
Six grand would make quite a clambake for my crew. I live just a hop, skip and NJ Transit ride fom Manhattan in Philly so if I ever got the shot I’d be there with my game face on. I saw the app process. I know that your work is based in NYC but please consider a project in the Philly area (we’re very film industry friendly) Amtrak is simple & would have you here in no time! Look me up next time you’re in town ;)
Ms. Whoopi G - It looks like the astrologer on The View may well have been right on. I wish you good fortune with this show and in everything else you’ve got in the works. You make a lot of sense and fun out of this path we’re all on. Thanks again.
Take good care. Wishing you peace and true love, E
What I like about the wowOWow is everyone not only shares their "celebrity wit and wisdom" but actually reads the comments and occasionally then comment on the comments.
Whoopi, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, "You’ve made me laugh, cry, and most important of all is think", I’ve seen and own most of your movies, and I watch them time and time again. Jumpin Jack Flash is my favorite followed by both Sister Acts, and less we forget Ghost (can’t watch it right now, to many memories and tears).
Everything you touch turns to Gold, you’ve got a great support group within your family and from what I’ve seen (pictures on the view) and heard, you’ve been blessed.
No one can ever take your place in my heart as one of the Greatest Gifts God has given this planet. You care, and you show it, not just to those you know but those you reach out to through your actions.
God Bless you Whoopi and thank you for all you’ve done.
A Fan for Life, Deni
After watching The View, I see it’s a show about knowledge not just science, and that rocks.
…You are one of the fortunate ones with a golden touch…and that is what sustains your longevity and relevance because you have no fear in exploring your truths and putting them out there… I have a great respect of you and all you do.
I also have a great deal of Ms. Smith and her writing about the lives of celebrities with integrity and respect. Her article was about so much more…and it shows me a lot about how much our world has changed….and where peoples minds focus…
Thank you for having the courage to share Whoopi Goldberg with the world…our world would be much dimmer without the light you inspire us to see.
Amy, PennDragon Studios
simpletownUSA.com
Whoopi: Sorry, that show is as lame as a duck. You have a gay host (he just should be gay), and have questions about submerging an egg in vinegar. Wow, how exciting. I love when the egg was squeezed. Did the embryo turn to rubber as well?
As far as awarding a $6K prize, that’s how much the show spends on catering every month. I’m sure the winners can’t wait to brag about that killer trophy. Stop being so cheap. People want money, not bragging rights.
Come on Whoopi, its not about set design, its about substance. That show has nada. You have to wait for the show to grow before the prize money can be increased? Thats lame.
This show will fail, thats OK. Here’s a tip, your next game show should have something to do with dating, relationships, and or marriage. People are enthralled with this. You’ll have to figure out the format.
That’s awesome :)
a game show about science. …and I got the question right :)
Thanks Whoopi you rock!!
Thank you for sharing Ms. Smith,
I love how you put us right there in the moment with you where ever you are, and with class and integrity.
Enjoy today,
Amy, PennDragon Studios
PennDragonStudios.com
"Finally, I’m on top of Barbra!"
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A double-entendre if ever there was one.
For what it’s worth, if you google "is Taylor Swift’s dad rich?" you will find this on the net —
Taylor dad paid 2 million dollars for Big Machine records to make Taylor a music star.