The Liz Smith Column | 08/30/2009 11:00 pm
Liz Smith: Michael Jackson – How Little We Knew
Also from Our Gossip Girl: Disco’s Thelma Houston carries on … Opera rules! … Jane Seymour, Kate Gosselin and more!
"But of all the things that make Michael unknowable, thinking we knew him is maybe the most deceptive. Let’s suspend it," writes John Jeremiah Sullivan on Michael Jackson.
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Wow! That’s all I can say after getting a look at the September GQ with previously unseen photos of Michael. So fresh, so vibrant, so … well, butch! There is a perceptive article by Mr. Sullivan that accompanies the photos, but the images take precedence, and Michael’s unsullied youthful appearance render the circumstances of his later life and his tragic death all the more wrenching.
The media has written so much about Michael. And with such assurance! He was this. He wasn’t that. So, I especially liked our opening quote from Sullivan’s article.
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Janet Jackson, the other talent in the family, has agreed to chair amFAR’s September 28 Milan Fashion Week event. Miss Jackson has always been a dedicated philanthropist and AIDS activist. There is a lot to like about Janet, her infamous "costume malfunction" notwithstanding.
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Remember disco? Remember Thelma Houston and her classic "Don’t Leave Me This Way"? Well, at 66, this woman is still at it, and her recent gig at Universal City Walk in Los Angeles wowed fans. She sang her hits, she delivered a scorching Motown medley and then she performed numbers from her new album, "A Woman’s Touch." (This is Thelma’s first disc in 17 years!) On her new CD, she performs songs previously and most famously done by male singers, from Al Green to Sting to Glen Campbell’s "By the Time I Get to Phoenix."
And though she is a diva, she doesn’t behave like one. Asked if she needed anything special backstage, Ms. Houston cheerfully said, "All I need is a towel and some water!"

Thelma Houston/Image: dbking/Flickr
Thelma and other ’70s stars will appear at the Hollywood Bowl on September 27 for a big disco tribute.
You know, the 1970s just don’t seem that distant to me. Hmmm … maybe I had too much fun during that decade to relegate it to nostalgia.
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Jane Seymour was out with friends on Malibu Beach last week, strolling along in her bikini. Someone I know spotted her and reported, "Her body just won’t quit! From a distance, you’d swear she was in her 20s. And up close not a day over 40." Miss Seymour is a vigorous 58. And aside from her firm figure, she keeps her career in trim, too. The "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman" star has four feature movies upcoming.
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What rock or pop star’s concert sold out in hours in New York, racking up $2.5 million dollars in ticket sales? None. This was first-day box-office haul for the Metropolitan Opera’s coming season. So, who says culture is dead? The season officially opens on September 21 with a new production of Puccini’s "Tosca." (When this classic debuted, in 1900, it was not well received. One contemporary critic called it a "shabby little shocker." No matter, it’s still an audience favorite, 109 years later.)

Metropolitan Opera House/Image: Flickr
Speaking of opera, the great, glam soprano Renée Fleming is touring South Africa, performing in gowns designed by Henry Schickerling of … Tosca Couture!
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OK, I broke down and watched Kate Gosselin of "Jon and Kate Plus 8" reality-show-infamy on Larry King last week. She is not exactly Miss Warmth, and admits to being a "control freak." She doesn’t seem uncomfortable with that aspect of her personality, either. I will never be a fan of reality programs and especially those that use children. So she’ll win no kudos on that score.
But here is what impressed me. She would not discuss, in any intimate way, her coming divorce from Jon, or criticize him. She said that in years to come, when her children look back, she wants to be sure they won’t see her behaving badly during this crisis.
Kate has been a creature of the tabloids and paparazzi for a relatively short time, but she seems to have learned a lesson that celebs of many years don’t – consider how this is going to look and sound to your children! Admirable, but I’d prefer it if she pulled the plug on that wretched show and let those kids grow up normally.
***
Wow! That’s all I can say after getting a look at the September GQ with previously unseen photos of Michael. So fresh, so vibrant, so … well, butch! There is a perceptive article by Mr. Sullivan that accompanies the photos, but the images take precedence, and Michael’s unsullied youthful appearance render the circumstances of his later life and his tragic death all the more wrenching.
The media has written so much about Michael. And with such assurance! He was this. He wasn’t that. So, I especially liked our opening quote from Sullivan’s article.
***
Janet Jackson, the other talent in the family, has agreed to chair amFAR’s September 28 Milan Fashion Week event. Miss Jackson has always been a dedicated philanthropist and AIDS activist. There is a lot to like about Janet, her infamous "costume malfunction" notwithstanding.
***
Remember disco? Remember Thelma Houston and her classic "Don’t Leave Me This Way"? Well, at 66, this woman is still at it, and her recent gig at Universal City Walk in Los Angeles wowed fans. She sang her hits, she delivered a scorching Motown medley and then she performed numbers from her new album, "A Woman’s Touch." (This is Thelma’s first disc in 17 years!) On her new CD, she performs songs previously and most famously done by male singers, from Al Green to Sting to Glen Campbell’s "By the Time I Get to Phoenix."
And though she is a diva, she doesn’t behave like one. Asked if she needed anything special backstage, Ms. Houston cheerfully said, "All I need is a towel and some water!"

Thelma Houston/Image: dbking/Flickr
Thelma and other ’70s stars will appear at the Hollywood Bowl on September 27 for a big disco tribute.
You know, the 1970s just don’t seem that distant to me. Hmmm … maybe I had too much fun during that decade to relegate it to nostalgia.
***
Jane Seymour was out with friends on Malibu Beach last week, strolling along in her bikini. Someone I know spotted her and reported, "Her body just won’t quit! From a distance, you’d swear she was in her 20s. And up close not a day over 40." Miss Seymour is a vigorous 58. And aside from her firm figure, she keeps her career in trim, too. The "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman" star has four feature movies upcoming.
***
What rock or pop star’s concert sold out in hours in New York, racking up $2.5 million dollars in ticket sales? None. This was first-day box-office haul for the Metropolitan Opera’s coming season. So, who says culture is dead? The season officially opens on September 21 with a new production of Puccini’s "Tosca." (When this classic debuted, in 1900, it was not well received. One contemporary critic called it a "shabby little shocker." No matter, it’s still an audience favorite, 109 years later.)

Metropolitan Opera House/Image: Flickr
Speaking of opera, the great, glam soprano Renée Fleming is touring South Africa, performing in gowns designed by Henry Schickerling of … Tosca Couture!
***
OK, I broke down and watched Kate Gosselin of "Jon and Kate Plus 8" reality-show-infamy on Larry King last week. She is not exactly Miss Warmth, and admits to being a "control freak." She doesn’t seem uncomfortable with that aspect of her personality, either. I will never be a fan of reality programs and especially those that use children. So she’ll win no kudos on that score.
But here is what impressed me. She would not discuss, in any intimate way, her coming divorce from Jon, or criticize him. She said that in years to come, when her children look back, she wants to be sure they won’t see her behaving badly during this crisis.
Kate has been a creature of the tabloids and paparazzi for a relatively short time, but she seems to have learned a lesson that celebs of many years don’t – consider how this is going to look and sound to your children! Admirable, but I’d prefer it if she pulled the plug on that wretched show and let those kids grow up normally.
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Dear Ms Smith,
I know you were a great fan of Le Veau d’Or during the great years when my father-in-law, Gerard Rocheteau, was owner and host. We have inherited his golden book with all it’s wonderful memories and history (including a copy of a check from Pat and Richard Nixon dated April 1980) and your columns as well. I keep seeing references to Le Veau d’Or in books, magazines and even recent newspaper articles and wondered how to share this special history with all the fans of this special place. I thought you might have some thoughts. Maybe it just stays in our family, but I know many New Yorkers who have fond memories.
Thanks from France where we live in his house and can walk to his grave. By the way, you look great.
I had no idea that having the church denounce someone had so much power as late in the century as to have affected Ingrid Bergman like that! all i can say is thank God they don’t have that kind of power anymore! a bunch of creepy men making creepy denouncements… yuck. and yes the thanking God part is supposed to be ironic…
You know as I’ve listened to the Ted Kennedy stories this week and learned the truths about Michael Jackson through various media reports, I’m thinking, "Why didn’t the media report these stories while the aforementioned people were alive?" What is it about us that soaks up every scandal about famous people, then the day they die (and not one before) the media pulls all this knowledge of their credits and attributes from under the table. They begin selling sympathetic snake oil stories when, in fact, the media was the first to sully their names. I don’t get it. Isn’t it time to appreciate people while they are living?
So Kate wouldn’t discuss her soon to be ex? Of course not! There is the matter of divorce settlement to consider. In view of the way their children have been used, I very much doubt they were the reason she abstained from comment.
Funny that Ingrid Bergman was denounced in the Senate floor in 1949 for her affair with Rosselini (sp?). Who would have thought that in 2009 politicians supply the bulk of gossip about crass and unfit behaviour. How times have changed…