The Liz Smith Column | 09/21/2009 5:00 am
Liz Smith: Peering Into Oscar's Crystal Ball
Also from Our Gossip Girl: Soaking up New York’s hurly-burly – and tequila, too! … Madonna: yes! Jesus loves her.

The cast and director of 'Precious' © Getty Images
"Prediction is very difficult, especially if it’s about the future!"
This remark is not one of movie mogul Samuel L. Goldwyn’s famous malapropisms. Though it certainly should be. It is actually the utterance of Niels Bohr, the Nobel Prize-winning Danish physicist who first applied the quantum theory.
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Last year at this time after the Toronto Film Festival, smart insiders came home to tell me that a little film, an independent called "Slumdog Millionaire," would go on to win the Academy Award. I had no opinion, but indeed it happened.
This year there seems to be no consensus. People say that the sleeper "Precious," which I’ve been writing about for over a year, and George Clooney’s "Up in the Air" will definitely be contenders.

George Clooney/Image: Nicolas Genin/Flickr
If there is a secret hoped-for winner, it would be the Weinstein Company’s glamorous musical "Nine," starring just about every famous female star in the international firmament.
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New York is a nervous breakdown. In Chicago recently, on wowOwow.com business, I was amazed at the rich and social citizens who approached me saying how "sophisticated, exciting and out-of-this-world New York is" – as if they’re apologizing for Chicago being backwater. I had to respond in amazement: "Are you kidding?"
Sometimes I think of an evening out in New York as the equivalent to picking cotton (really hard) or appearing onstage opening night without having learned my lines. Heart-stopping!) Here’s a sample:
Last Thursday I went to Swifty’s popular café where we had a meeting of the committee for the Fete de Swifty, upcoming on September 23. After that, I had a command performance to appear at the Doubles nightspot for the annual celebration of Quest magazine, in which my byline often appears. (I have to give publisher Chris Meigher credit. He got Doubles to make the best hors d’oeuvres of the night.
Segued from there to an East Side apartment of Elizabeth Stribling and Guy Robinson. They were pouring for the Landmark Conservancy benefit. This happens November 4 and we are turning a clutch of New Yorkers into "Living Landmarks" and legends in their own lifetime!
I guess you think I went home after that? But, no, popped into the new Renaissance Hotel opening at Lexington Avenue and 57th Street to celebrate with the Ritz Carlton folks at a party, hosted by Kathleen Matthews, who runs all their happenings. Had a chance to chat with that fellow Kathleen is married to, what’s-his-name of MSNBC TV. Oh yes, he’s Chris Matthews and he always accuses me of being "opinionated" where he is "dispassionate" and "reasonable." I guess so.
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Another evening, there I was, barefooted, on a rocking boat in the Hudson River off of Chelsea Pier 60 sipping some mighty fine tequila. I always like my tequila disguised in the mighty margarita, but the entrepreneur of this "sipping" event was the famous tycoon Bob Pittman and no margarita was in sight. He then taught me a thing or two about his new tequila, imported from San Miguel de Allende. The name is "Casa Dragones." The Dragones were historic cavalrymen who helped win Mexico’s independence. Bob’s tequila comes from the blue agave plant (actually it’s not a cactus as some believe, but from the lily family).
It takes eight to a dozen years for each plant in Mexico to be harvested. Then, in the end, the tequila outstrips all others, or so Pittman claims, in smell, taste and elegance. (It was pretty damned good!) I have to bow to this Mississippi native’s sipping expertise. He is an Internet phenomenon and offering up good tequila has become his offbeat passion. As I passed Rolling Stone’s owner, Jann Wenner, with my new blue Casa Dragones T-shirt, which I had snatched off a handsome hunk behind the bar, Jann said, "Don’t fall overboard, Liz"
This remark is not one of movie mogul Samuel L. Goldwyn’s famous malapropisms. Though it certainly should be. It is actually the utterance of Niels Bohr, the Nobel Prize-winning Danish physicist who first applied the quantum theory.
***
Last year at this time after the Toronto Film Festival, smart insiders came home to tell me that a little film, an independent called "Slumdog Millionaire," would go on to win the Academy Award. I had no opinion, but indeed it happened.
This year there seems to be no consensus. People say that the sleeper "Precious," which I’ve been writing about for over a year, and George Clooney’s "Up in the Air" will definitely be contenders.

George Clooney/Image: Nicolas Genin/Flickr
If there is a secret hoped-for winner, it would be the Weinstein Company’s glamorous musical "Nine," starring just about every famous female star in the international firmament.
***
New York is a nervous breakdown. In Chicago recently, on wowOwow.com business, I was amazed at the rich and social citizens who approached me saying how "sophisticated, exciting and out-of-this-world New York is" – as if they’re apologizing for Chicago being backwater. I had to respond in amazement: "Are you kidding?"
Sometimes I think of an evening out in New York as the equivalent to picking cotton (really hard) or appearing onstage opening night without having learned my lines. Heart-stopping!) Here’s a sample:
Last Thursday I went to Swifty’s popular café where we had a meeting of the committee for the Fete de Swifty, upcoming on September 23. After that, I had a command performance to appear at the Doubles nightspot for the annual celebration of Quest magazine, in which my byline often appears. (I have to give publisher Chris Meigher credit. He got Doubles to make the best hors d’oeuvres of the night.
Segued from there to an East Side apartment of Elizabeth Stribling and Guy Robinson. They were pouring for the Landmark Conservancy benefit. This happens November 4 and we are turning a clutch of New Yorkers into "Living Landmarks" and legends in their own lifetime!
I guess you think I went home after that? But, no, popped into the new Renaissance Hotel opening at Lexington Avenue and 57th Street to celebrate with the Ritz Carlton folks at a party, hosted by Kathleen Matthews, who runs all their happenings. Had a chance to chat with that fellow Kathleen is married to, what’s-his-name of MSNBC TV. Oh yes, he’s Chris Matthews and he always accuses me of being "opinionated" where he is "dispassionate" and "reasonable." I guess so.
***
Another evening, there I was, barefooted, on a rocking boat in the Hudson River off of Chelsea Pier 60 sipping some mighty fine tequila. I always like my tequila disguised in the mighty margarita, but the entrepreneur of this "sipping" event was the famous tycoon Bob Pittman and no margarita was in sight. He then taught me a thing or two about his new tequila, imported from San Miguel de Allende. The name is "Casa Dragones." The Dragones were historic cavalrymen who helped win Mexico’s independence. Bob’s tequila comes from the blue agave plant (actually it’s not a cactus as some believe, but from the lily family).
It takes eight to a dozen years for each plant in Mexico to be harvested. Then, in the end, the tequila outstrips all others, or so Pittman claims, in smell, taste and elegance. (It was pretty damned good!) I have to bow to this Mississippi native’s sipping expertise. He is an Internet phenomenon and offering up good tequila has become his offbeat passion. As I passed Rolling Stone’s owner, Jann Wenner, with my new blue Casa Dragones T-shirt, which I had snatched off a handsome hunk behind the bar, Jann said, "Don’t fall overboard, Liz"
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Don’t be tiresome about the age difference. That’s so 20th century.
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I suppose if men can have trophy wives that women can have trophy husbands. Some of us will still ask "who is he/she kidding?"
I’m really looking forward to seeing the movie Precious, but I must admit and be candid, I read the book it is based off of and it is one of those stories I am nervous about being seen by mixed company. Spike Lee wrote and produced a movie called School Daze, and in it were discussed issues that are discussed amongst Blacks but never openly among other races. The big reason is the belief that other races wouldn’t understand why we held certain beliefs, opinions or used certain expressions.
I can see the same thing happening with the movie Precious. I equate it to women and rape fantasies. Most psychiatrists will explain women do indeed have "rape fantasies" but if this were said to men they wouldn’t understand. They would think women want to be raped, which most women understand is not what we mean or desire….there is a difference. The same rings true on certain ethnic issues with Blacks, so the movie Precious will be telling tales out of school, as the expression goes, and I am uncomfortable with that. But I still can’t wait to see the film.
I understand exactly what you’re saying, its kind of like we still are coming out of the closet so to speak about things within our own culture. School Daze was an excellent example of our inner struggles within our race.
And Christi keep in mind every ethnicity has their "keep it in the family" issues. From Italians with skin color, Irish with drinking, Latinos with ancestry (Puerto Rican vs. Mexican), etc. etc.
My big problem when my race’s issues are revealed is I always have to answer a million questions from those who are not Black. And in doing so it reminds me how (as you phrased perfectly) far we have yet to go with our own inner struggles.
Sure, I’ll be glad to share with you the issues discussed with me by the COUNTLESS Italians I am proud to call friends over the course of the last 30-40 years.
Italians have issues (from what I have been told) in regard to the claims and scientific data that Sicilians have more African ancestry in their blood. They are believed to have darker features than those of other parts of Italy. Darker skin, darker eyes, curlier hair. And among Italian family members, are spoken of in terms that distinguishes them from those with straight hair, light eyes and fair skin. Even to the extent of derogatory names for those who are Italian with dark features.
This of course for you is not true given your attempt to even question my assertion. However MANY Italians I know confess this to be true. Italians who I have met in different situations, scenarios and areas who don’t know one another.So given that so many people from different Italian families are repeating the same issue, I think it is fair for me to offer up Italians in my attempt to prove we all, regardless of ethnicity, have issues we would prefer not be discussed in mixed audiences.
I hope that clears it up for you. If not, there is always Google. I finally researched it online about 10 years ago after the "millioneth" time this was shared with me by an Italian.
"This of course for you is not true given your attempt to even question my assertion." Seriously? Belinda, I didn’t "attempt" to question your assertion; I did and do question your assertion. This is not an important issue, I’m just not liking your attitude. I made my comment somewhat humorously, but what is the deal with you? You appear to be a knowledgeable woman, and I wouldn’t "attempt to even question" your hidden African American issues, whatever those may be, but that’s not good enough for you. You need to have the last word on every other ethnic group as well.
Of course I have heard it said that Sicilians have African blood, etc., and maybe they do, I don’t know, but it’s not an issue among Italian Americans. Just as I have light skin and freckles like my Italian father instead of olive skin like my Italian mother. Everyone talks about who they resemble, who has brown eyes or green eyes, but not in hush hush tones like it’s something discriminatory.
If I had any thoughts on misguided Italian American sterotyping, I think it would be more about the mobster, Soprano type family, as if that is the norm, which it isn’t. But many people believe in that, and I would bet that would be an issue if an Italian American were to run for president, much more than if he were pale skinned or darker.
I enjoy a lot of your comments, Belinda, I just don’t care for the condescending attitude, but thanks for the reply.
You’re welcome. And I will copy and send an email blast today (with a copy of our exchange on this subject) to the many Italian friends in my life who have informed me about the various attitudes, beliefs and comments made within their respective families about skin color and such. I think they will find it interesting to hear as you stated "it’s not an issue among Italian Americans"
Given their families are Italian Americans, this should be news to them.
OMG. The trailer to the movie Precious is the worst film I’ve ever seen. Granted its just a trailer, but I wouldn’t see this film if it were free. The reason this movie was made is because of Oprah Winfrey.
Remember, without Oprah Winfrey, Obama doesn’t win the primary.
What is a "rape fantasy"? You said men would think that women want to be raped. You need to ahold of yourself, because that is crazy.
You posed a question, What is a rape fantasy? I could answer that, but I will provide you with a link that could better explain the complexity of a woman’s mind in this area. A thought process not many men can comprehend, so I can understand your confusion.
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/brainstorm/200805/why-do-women-have-…
As for you not wanting to see the film….I am so glad you won’t be seeing it. Because it would be people such as yourself that would see it and use it as justification for certain stereotypes that abound regarding my race. So on that note I thank you. I am quite confident the tickets sales (and Oprah) will do just find without your $8.
Lena I think she will (from the snippets I saw). I hated her from what I saw, but I also saw A LOT of people I know in her character. Ugh…it makes me uneasy just thinking about it and poor Precious. Can you imagine Lena, having her abusive life? And Mariah Carey, she looks completely different, even her acting may be deserving of an award, we’ll see.
As for the Italian blogger, there are a lot of Italian people who don’t really understand their full ancestry (some by choice and some because they don’t want to know….if you know what I’m saying) but either way she now knows and can research the subject further. She may have meant her post in a snippy way, but hopefully I didn’t answer her that way. She just seems ill-informed on the subject.
That was the equivalent to me being shocked that White people had sex with slaves. We should all strive to know our ancestry.