The Liz Smith Column | 06/26/2009 12:00 am
Liz Smith: Studly Bear Hunter Levi Johnston Done Wrong?

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"Levi Johnston (the father of Bristol Palin’s baby boy Tripp) is a very interesting person who has been thrown under the bus," says Rex Lamont Butler, the Anchorage attorney who has befriended the young Alaskan, so much in the news.
Levi, ousted from the Palin inner circle, barely allowed to see his baby boy and unable to work at anything but bear hunting because of his Palin post-election notoriety, is presented as a nice guy by writer John Jeremiah Sullivan in the July issue of GQ magazine. He is depicted as a diamond in the rough, seriously homophobic, but a young stud done wrong by circumstance.
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If you don’t have access to GQ and if the Palin story is still fascinating to you, just try a few of reporter Sullivan’s quotes herein. He describes Wasilla like so:
It is a shithole surrounded by such loveliness … You can feel the Palins. From my budget hotel on Lake Lucille, I can see the big wooden wall that surrounds their house and a roof beyond it. They are of this place, they belong here, but their power has disturbed an equilibrium. At the gun shop, where the owners have known the family forever, the men at the counter say they believe deep down that when she puts her head on her pillow at night, she (Sarah Palin) wishes she had never said yes to McCain. It’s a remark made with some sadness, sure … She is a great American frontier story. Maybe that was as hard for you as it was for me to see, when we were so busy hoping she would win or lose. But the historical demi-urge that spoke through Sarah Palin is one that has cyclically made and remade this country … Levi is a mushroom growing in the shadow of that story.
Reporter Sullivan is a patient, good reporter who can really write. And GQ’s editors gave him his head in creating the various ideas and details of this amazing article, written while he toughed it out waiting for an interview in Alaska. I urge you to put your hands on the entire thing and read it from the beginning.
Sullivan writes that there are two takes on the Bristol-Levi story in Alaska: "One was the ‘under the bus narrative,’ held by the Levi camp … Levi loves girl, she gets pregnant, he gives up high school and hockey so he can provide for her and the baby. When it suits their political purposes, the family embraces him and essentially puts him forward as a son-in-law. When his meager political value is spent, they do what most normal parents would do and discourage the daughter from marrying him, in hopes she can get back on with her future. He’s frozen out of the family."
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Sullivan also implies that the drug bust of Levi’s mother simply "follows a recognizable course of small-town values." Was she set up by the Secret Service and busted for selling "a handful of OxyContin?" Your sympathy shifts to Levi and his mom. But you need to read the entire article in GQ and draw your own conclusion. The reporter asks Levi if it pisses him off that he changed his whole life and now they’ve shut him out. "He put down his glass of Coca-Cola and said, ‘Yes.’"
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Looking at the July GQ, which boasts what the magazine calls "our first nude cover," one is struck by the beauty of a nakedly posed Sacha Baron Cohen. He has been polished, powdered, shaved and made up to resemble the gay Austrian fashionista who is his own latest satirical invention, Bruno. (Serious gay people won’t appreciate this absurd character but others will relish the joke being played on a subculture.)

Image: GQ
If Levi Johnston of the Sarah Palin story is as homophobic as his reporter says he is, this cover couldn’t make the brave young bear hunter happy, because there he is, between the same covers with a swishy Sacha.
























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In my opinion Levi is gettting the bumbs rush from the Palins. Now that she’s not running for Vice Pres, and they lost, he’s no longer needed.
the fact he can’t be a part of his child life is going to bite them in the butt. That child is going to ask questions and want to know it’s father and what are they going to say "we didn’t need him anymore so we excused him from our lives?"
From friends of mine who live in Alaska they tell me things are so expensive that they go without Milk, butter, eggs, you can get bear meat, elk, deer, but beef is harder to come by. If it weren’t for pasta many of my friends say they would waste away.
I didn’t want her for my Vice Pres and I"m a Rep., because of Mcains age there would have been a chance she’d be Pres. I’d move to Cananda where my grandparents are first.
Nope they have done wrong by that young man and they need to do the right thing.
Levi, get back into hockey and get your H.S. degree, take care of you, no one else is going to.
"they need to do the right thing", what exactly do THEY need to do?? denisenn?
"THEY" need to give him access to his child. "THEY" need to let him be in regards to the failed relationship, it’s been reported that the split was agreed on by both sides. "THEY" pulled him into the lime lite after the announcement of the pregnancy.
NO child should be kept from either parent, especially when the parent shows and interest and wants to be a part of that childs life. He is more then willing to pay child support (reported by the news, print and TV).
"THEY" being the Pailns and there control over their daughter and granddaughter.
Brava Deniseann.
I couldn’t agree with you more!
You are right, Kermie, it just does not parse unambiguously.
Did Levi do wrong? Was wrong done to him? I think that the title was clear within Liz Smith’s mindset at the time, but this is part of what the late, lamented proofreaders were for. Spell-checking just does not cover it.
Somebody Done Somebody Wrong SongHi, all
The title is asking whether wrong was done to Levi. To use the vernacular, one could say "they done him wrong," or "he’s been done wrong."
Hi, Temy. Welcome to Wowowow.
Here is a somewhat simplistic parsing:
“Liz Smith: Studly Bear Hunter Levi Johnston Done Wrong?”
Strip out the byline - ‘Studly Bear Hunter Levi Johnston Done Wrong?’
Strip out the adjectives - ‘Levi Johnston Done Wrong?’
Substitute a pronoun for a proper name - ‘He Done Wrong?’
You can see how easy it is to interpret it the other way, though I have no doubt that your interpretation was the intended one.
The article is self-explanatory of the title, Liz Smith: “Studly Bear Hunter Levi Johnston Done Wrong?” also, I did not have to read the article to understand the heading.
Liz’s post is simply analyzing the treatment of the Palin family towards Levi Johnston and questioning whether the Palin family use Levi Johnston to show stability to their unwed daughter’s situation during the elections; then dump him once the election was done and over with? Our response was to agree or disagree with her article. Here goes the variations and command of the English language.