The Liz Smith Column | 06/26/2009 12:00 am
Liz Smith: Studly Bear Hunter Levi Johnston Done Wrong?

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"Levi Johnston (the father of Bristol Palin’s baby boy Tripp) is a very interesting person who has been thrown under the bus," says Rex Lamont Butler, the Anchorage attorney who has befriended the young Alaskan, so much in the news.
Levi, ousted from the Palin inner circle, barely allowed to see his baby boy and unable to work at anything but bear hunting because of his Palin post-election notoriety, is presented as a nice guy by writer John Jeremiah Sullivan in the July issue of GQ magazine. He is depicted as a diamond in the rough, seriously homophobic, but a young stud done wrong by circumstance.
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If you don’t have access to GQ and if the Palin story is still fascinating to you, just try a few of reporter Sullivan’s quotes herein. He describes Wasilla like so:
It is a shithole surrounded by such loveliness … You can feel the Palins. From my budget hotel on Lake Lucille, I can see the big wooden wall that surrounds their house and a roof beyond it. They are of this place, they belong here, but their power has disturbed an equilibrium. At the gun shop, where the owners have known the family forever, the men at the counter say they believe deep down that when she puts her head on her pillow at night, she (Sarah Palin) wishes she had never said yes to McCain. It’s a remark made with some sadness, sure … She is a great American frontier story. Maybe that was as hard for you as it was for me to see, when we were so busy hoping she would win or lose. But the historical demi-urge that spoke through Sarah Palin is one that has cyclically made and remade this country … Levi is a mushroom growing in the shadow of that story.
Reporter Sullivan is a patient, good reporter who can really write. And GQ’s editors gave him his head in creating the various ideas and details of this amazing article, written while he toughed it out waiting for an interview in Alaska. I urge you to put your hands on the entire thing and read it from the beginning.
Sullivan writes that there are two takes on the Bristol-Levi story in Alaska: "One was the ‘under the bus narrative,’ held by the Levi camp … Levi loves girl, she gets pregnant, he gives up high school and hockey so he can provide for her and the baby. When it suits their political purposes, the family embraces him and essentially puts him forward as a son-in-law. When his meager political value is spent, they do what most normal parents would do and discourage the daughter from marrying him, in hopes she can get back on with her future. He’s frozen out of the family."
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Sullivan also implies that the drug bust of Levi’s mother simply "follows a recognizable course of small-town values." Was she set up by the Secret Service and busted for selling "a handful of OxyContin?" Your sympathy shifts to Levi and his mom. But you need to read the entire article in GQ and draw your own conclusion. The reporter asks Levi if it pisses him off that he changed his whole life and now they’ve shut him out. "He put down his glass of Coca-Cola and said, ‘Yes.’"
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Looking at the July GQ, which boasts what the magazine calls "our first nude cover," one is struck by the beauty of a nakedly posed Sacha Baron Cohen. He has been polished, powdered, shaved and made up to resemble the gay Austrian fashionista who is his own latest satirical invention, Bruno. (Serious gay people won’t appreciate this absurd character but others will relish the joke being played on a subculture.)

Image: GQ
If Levi Johnston of the Sarah Palin story is as homophobic as his reporter says he is, this cover couldn’t make the brave young bear hunter happy, because there he is, between the same covers with a swishy Sacha.
























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T’ain’t it the truth, Phyllis.
Peace and grace
I think Levi should go back and finish HS.
He De…………
Have you noticed the minute there is no news in the paper…..or on the Internet about Sara Palin.
She does something to get her name back in the paper again……….She thrives on Bad news. She doesn’t really care who else gets hurt as long as she gets herself out in FRONT…………….
It must obvious to most people she doesn’t care if her children get hurt……….she keeps sticking them out there to be abused.
I have and will continue to think that the Palins are not a Good Role Model for any family to follow.
I wish they would disappear…………but believe me that’s not going to happen because Sara will make sure it doesn’t
I’m adding a comment because the poster after my first post accuses people who dislike Sara Palin as HATERS.
I’ve never hated (but one) person in my entire life……..Hate only turns inward upon oneself……
I do believe a lot of people do not like the Palins………….don’t have respect for her………..and don’t ever want her to hold a
Major Office in our Government like VP or President………….that does not make them Haters. That just makes them people expressing their dislike of a person or persons…………Hate is a totally different type of emotion.
Perhaps you are judging people by your own standards…perhaps you Hate other people who have differing views than your own. I don’t have to agree with someone to be able to be civil and respectful to them
you hit the nail on the head, Dona.
Lindy- Is this not the land of the free and we can strive for anything we want?? Who are you to judge others that you do not know personally, politically, or in any other way???? All you and others have to stand on is the garbage of all the Palin haters put out there! That includes All the media (except Fox) they are at least fair, the liberal hollywood Palin Haters, and of course all Democrats. It just amazes me, this woman was out there for such a small period of time and the hatred is so extreme, it is just fascinating!
How can anyone hate somebody so much that they do not even know?? I for one have Never felt this way about any one person in my life. Life is way to short, especially to waste so much energy over hating and being angry over Somebody You Do Not Even Know! Crazy- if you really think about it. Creepy??? Mean and how in the heck would you even know such a thing, unless it is from hate bloggers, liberal media, or just plain old Democrats (Now the party of haters) NICE!
who is Palin to judge others that she does not know personally, and work towards banning their marriages????
I’d ask the conservatives and republicans why they are so hateful of gays first, before wondering why normal people don’t want to stand for that kind of bigotry in government.
I totally agree! republicans and conservative christians need to take your advice and stop hating gays and their partners and children, and allow equal rights for everyone, including marriage and adoption!
If democrats are haters (for expecting others to be decent, accepting and tolerant Americans), then the GOP is the party of the Greedy Old Pigs who don’t give a lick about the poor.
Christians should be ashamed.
Creepy? Crazy? What intelligent women are you referring to? Pelosi-Boxer-and that nutty group? This site needs some serious help. I see too many hypocrits, wanting things for women—and then not taking a stand due to some having conservative Christian values! Nut jobs? OMG!! You would be one to vote for Pelosi-Boxer and that bunch of lunatics!