The Liz Smith Column | 06/25/2009 11:00 pm
Liz Smith: Studly Bear Hunter Levi Johnston Done Wrong?

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"Levi Johnston (the father of Bristol Palin’s baby boy Tripp) is a very interesting person who has been thrown under the bus," says Rex Lamont Butler, the Anchorage attorney who has befriended the young Alaskan, so much in the news.
Levi, ousted from the Palin inner circle, barely allowed to see his baby boy and unable to work at anything but bear hunting because of his Palin post-election notoriety, is presented as a nice guy by writer John Jeremiah Sullivan in the July issue of GQ magazine. He is depicted as a diamond in the rough, seriously homophobic, but a young stud done wrong by circumstance.
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If you don’t have access to GQ and if the Palin story is still fascinating to you, just try a few of reporter Sullivan’s quotes herein. He describes Wasilla like so:
It is a shithole surrounded by such loveliness … You can feel the Palins. From my budget hotel on Lake Lucille, I can see the big wooden wall that surrounds their house and a roof beyond it. They are of this place, they belong here, but their power has disturbed an equilibrium. At the gun shop, where the owners have known the family forever, the men at the counter say they believe deep down that when she puts her head on her pillow at night, she (Sarah Palin) wishes she had never said yes to McCain. It’s a remark made with some sadness, sure … She is a great American frontier story. Maybe that was as hard for you as it was for me to see, when we were so busy hoping she would win or lose. But the historical demi-urge that spoke through Sarah Palin is one that has cyclically made and remade this country … Levi is a mushroom growing in the shadow of that story.
Reporter Sullivan is a patient, good reporter who can really write. And GQ’s editors gave him his head in creating the various ideas and details of this amazing article, written while he toughed it out waiting for an interview in Alaska. I urge you to put your hands on the entire thing and read it from the beginning.
Sullivan writes that there are two takes on the Bristol-Levi story in Alaska: "One was the ‘under the bus narrative,’ held by the Levi camp … Levi loves girl, she gets pregnant, he gives up high school and hockey so he can provide for her and the baby. When it suits their political purposes, the family embraces him and essentially puts him forward as a son-in-law. When his meager political value is spent, they do what most normal parents would do and discourage the daughter from marrying him, in hopes she can get back on with her future. He’s frozen out of the family."
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Sullivan also implies that the drug bust of Levi’s mother simply "follows a recognizable course of small-town values." Was she set up by the Secret Service and busted for selling "a handful of OxyContin?" Your sympathy shifts to Levi and his mom. But you need to read the entire article in GQ and draw your own conclusion. The reporter asks Levi if it pisses him off that he changed his whole life and now they’ve shut him out. "He put down his glass of Coca-Cola and said, ‘Yes.’"
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Looking at the July GQ, which boasts what the magazine calls "our first nude cover," one is struck by the beauty of a nakedly posed Sacha Baron Cohen. He has been polished, powdered, shaved and made up to resemble the gay Austrian fashionista who is his own latest satirical invention, Bruno. (Serious gay people won’t appreciate this absurd character but others will relish the joke being played on a subculture.)

Image: GQ
If Levi Johnston of the Sarah Palin story is as homophobic as his reporter says he is, this cover couldn’t make the brave young bear hunter happy, because there he is, between the same covers with a swishy Sacha.
























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"Creepy"…Lindy? Surely you can come up with something other than that?
Let’s see here….Palin is married…her husband loves and supports her career. She is raising a special needs child…her daughter is speaking out about premarital sex and the setbacks to being an unwed mother….she has been a beauty contestant….a Mayor….and now a Governor….she has been picked as a potential V.P. and speaks every bit as well as Obama himself….(although, without a teleprompter).
She is obviously smart, as well as a Patriot.
Just where is your list of grievances against Palin? Let me guess….she is pro-life…she believes in tradional marriage….does that about sum it up?
Fear can be a paralyzing thing Lindy….
i do not agree with any of her policies, and she doesn’t care about the environment or animal welfare, nor does she care about the poor or disabled or those of other religions or beliefs.
she is against medical care for women, she is against comprehensive education for all children, and she lies as much as she can.
that about sums it up.
"He gave up everything"…Pleeze! He quit school before anyone even knew Sarah Palin. Bristol is the one who has done all the work..and she had the good sense and parental guidence to finish school and carry a baby to term.
What has changed in his life compared to hers.
Kerrys comments un provoked show just how petrified the Dem party is of Sarah…..and that tickles me to no end!
He was their Useful idiot and that is why he was thron under the bus by the Palins.
so it is OK for politicians to use people, and throw them away when they are no longer useful?
even teenage parents of their underage daughters’ babies?
WOW! republican family values get crazier every day!
It is no surprise that he was thrown under the bus. Levi was needed to maintain the fiction that despite the fact that their daughter was a tramp, they maintained sound Christian principles. The minute the cameras stopped rolling, out he went. Levi is not husband material, but then again he is cut from the same cloth as Palin’s husband. Why is it that the fundamentalist right will always find a way to excuse inexcusable behavior from anyone who proclaims to love jesus, but will cast stones at anyone who either is ambivalent or has no faith.
Surely to god even the conservative right has problems swallowing the Palin’s attempt to keep young Levi from seeing his son.
Palin is an embarrassment to thinking women and thinking conservatives everywhere. She is glib and uneducated. There are so many better candidates to carry the conservative message through to the next election. Please leave this two-faced witch in obscurity where she belongs.