The Liz Smith Column | 09/08/2009 1:10 pm
Liz Smith: Texas Today – Gone With the Wing-Nuts
Also from Our Gossip Girl: Brody Jenner to play Olympic dad Bruce in
biopic … Women love ‘Basterds’ and aliens in this hot movie season.

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"My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular," wrote Adlai Stevenson, a man who tried to be president of the United States.
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The crazy right-wing people down in Texas who stand outdoors shouting that they hate the flag of the United States and want to secede from the Union don’t remind me of the rowdy but gentlemanly Southern boys who gather at Tara to court Scarlett O’Hara just before the Civil War breaks out.
Those characters in Margaret Mitchell’s meaningful book, Gone With the Wind, are militant idealists. They believe one rebel can lick 15 Yankees. They believe because they are determined to keep slavery, they have the right to leave the Union. And, evidently, they all honestly did believe, in real life, that the war would be over in a twinkling of the eye. This conflict was one that killed more than 600,000 military men and probably another 25,000 civilians. The nation has never fully recovered from this war of secession. And the South found out it could not secede.
Does anybody talk to these nuts asking them how they would expect The State of Texas to survive if it could secede? I think those lunatic Texans would come running back in a hurry if Uncle Sam wasn’t there to help them out. Federal aid has been very popular in Texas since the days of John Garner and Lyndon Johnson. And the two Bush presidents gave them heaps of it during their long terms in office.
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Handsome Brody Jenner, star of "The Hills" TV series and constant tabloid/paparazzi magnet, is set to portray his famous dad, the Olympic champion Bruce Jenner, in an ESPN biopic. This movie will cover Bruce’s triumph in 1976 in Montreal’s Decathlon event. It is based on the book Decathlon Challenge.
Daddy Bruce is very proud: "Brody is the same age I was when I won the gold medal and he is in phenomenal shape. I do have to teach him the form for throwing the javelin, the shot-put and the high jump. Those just aren’t things the average 26-year-old does as a hobby on the weekend."
Brody is training hard these days on the UCLA running track.
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Surprise! Surprise! Can’t tell you how many women I talk to who tell me how much they loved and adored Quentin Tarantino’s "Inglourious Basterds" and the Neill Blomkamp/Peter Jackson film "District 9." Both films are crammed with violence, but it all has a point. The aliens in "District 9" are mighty repulsive to our eyes at first, but in the end, you are rooting for them. This is a fabulous cautionary tale about an exaggerated type of "race" prejudice, though it may seem like a sci-fi thriller on the face of it. Again, I am almost shocked at how popular these two movies are with the ladies. Personally, I too was riveted by the talents of Tarantino and Blomkamp/Jackson.
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The Duchess of Windsor believed you could never be too rich or too thin. And who better to identify with that old cliché than our friend Madonna, who is a certified, multi-millionaire. She is also slim and sinewy as a whippet!
So though I can’t confirm that it’s true, the UK tabloids are reporting that Madonna hopes to direct a movie based on the grand affair between the Duchess and King Edward VIII, who gave up his throne "for the woman I love." (We know that this, more or less, turned out badly.)
Madonna hopes to snare Cate Blanchett as the ambitious Wallis Warfield Simpson and Scotsman David Tennant as the once-glamorous Prince of Wales who had to later abdicate his throne. This is intended to be a musical, in the fashion of "Evita" – all singing, very little speaking, like an opera.
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The crazy right-wing people down in Texas who stand outdoors shouting that they hate the flag of the United States and want to secede from the Union don’t remind me of the rowdy but gentlemanly Southern boys who gather at Tara to court Scarlett O’Hara just before the Civil War breaks out.
Those characters in Margaret Mitchell’s meaningful book, Gone With the Wind, are militant idealists. They believe one rebel can lick 15 Yankees. They believe because they are determined to keep slavery, they have the right to leave the Union. And, evidently, they all honestly did believe, in real life, that the war would be over in a twinkling of the eye. This conflict was one that killed more than 600,000 military men and probably another 25,000 civilians. The nation has never fully recovered from this war of secession. And the South found out it could not secede.
Does anybody talk to these nuts asking them how they would expect The State of Texas to survive if it could secede? I think those lunatic Texans would come running back in a hurry if Uncle Sam wasn’t there to help them out. Federal aid has been very popular in Texas since the days of John Garner and Lyndon Johnson. And the two Bush presidents gave them heaps of it during their long terms in office.
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Handsome Brody Jenner, star of "The Hills" TV series and constant tabloid/paparazzi magnet, is set to portray his famous dad, the Olympic champion Bruce Jenner, in an ESPN biopic. This movie will cover Bruce’s triumph in 1976 in Montreal’s Decathlon event. It is based on the book Decathlon Challenge.
Daddy Bruce is very proud: "Brody is the same age I was when I won the gold medal and he is in phenomenal shape. I do have to teach him the form for throwing the javelin, the shot-put and the high jump. Those just aren’t things the average 26-year-old does as a hobby on the weekend."
Brody is training hard these days on the UCLA running track.
***
Surprise! Surprise! Can’t tell you how many women I talk to who tell me how much they loved and adored Quentin Tarantino’s "Inglourious Basterds" and the Neill Blomkamp/Peter Jackson film "District 9." Both films are crammed with violence, but it all has a point. The aliens in "District 9" are mighty repulsive to our eyes at first, but in the end, you are rooting for them. This is a fabulous cautionary tale about an exaggerated type of "race" prejudice, though it may seem like a sci-fi thriller on the face of it. Again, I am almost shocked at how popular these two movies are with the ladies. Personally, I too was riveted by the talents of Tarantino and Blomkamp/Jackson.
***
The Duchess of Windsor believed you could never be too rich or too thin. And who better to identify with that old cliché than our friend Madonna, who is a certified, multi-millionaire. She is also slim and sinewy as a whippet!
So though I can’t confirm that it’s true, the UK tabloids are reporting that Madonna hopes to direct a movie based on the grand affair between the Duchess and King Edward VIII, who gave up his throne "for the woman I love." (We know that this, more or less, turned out badly.)
Madonna hopes to snare Cate Blanchett as the ambitious Wallis Warfield Simpson and Scotsman David Tennant as the once-glamorous Prince of Wales who had to later abdicate his throne. This is intended to be a musical, in the fashion of "Evita" – all singing, very little speaking, like an opera.
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Darcus, the yellow rose referenced "The Yellow Rose of Texas", but I’m sure you got that. Glad your grandmother’s favorite flower was that one. I’m glad I clarified my statement to you. I’m also glad you have a sense of humor. Being from NC, I’m sure had this site been up back when Jesse Helms was here, there would have been NC-bashing all over the place and rightly so!
You’re just coming into this site as of April? Some of us have been here since the April or May (for me) of ‘08. And some of us are leaving as you are coming in. Good luck! Best to you!
1) of course you’ve had good business dealings with people in Austin. Austin’s the only normal city in Texas. ;) (JUST KIDDING!! i’m a native Texan, and my parents still live in Midland. Granted, I moved to Austin when I moved out of the house, but still…I love and adore all of my non-Austin friends.)
2) Governor Rick "The Hair" Perry is never going to retract any statement ever. The end.
Jennifer,
I’ll take your word for whether Austin is the only normal city in Texas and I’ll just put in Midland for good measure.
From your #2 comment I gather you’re not a fan of your governor. So, I’ll take your word for his not wanting to ever retract anything. More’s the pity.
Best to you, Jennifer
thank you. :)
as the only liberal in a long line of conservatives, I can tell you that I wouldn’t go so far as to call Midland "normal". ;) They do have a George Bush’s childhood home, after all…
but seriously, though, although there are millions of scaries (and I’m not talking political conservatives/liberals here; I’m talking groups such as The Republic of Texas and those scary fringe militia-type groups) here in the state that I just can’t bring myself to leave, Texas also houses some of the nicest people you could ever hope to meet.
I’m just hoping that we’ll get another Ann Richards-type governor soon. ;)
I’m a Texan and I wonder the same thing. How do these fools expect to find funding for their new nation?! Could it be I don’t know, TAXES!! These people show how badly Texas schools new to be improved because these people are making the rest of us look like IDIOTS!
I have a suggestion. We’ll let them secede, but under NO circumstance are they coming back to the US!! NONE!
Kristy, try being a Californian in Texas. We suffer the point and gigles, but since I’ve been here I have to say that I’ve never seen a group of people so proud to be ignorant in all my life. They surely must think societies operate on air because they want everything but don’t want to be taxed. It can’t work both ways. I thought I was going to be shot when I suggested that maybe a state income tax was a good idea. Then everyone pays in and I would certianly be paying a lot less that way than I do in property tax.
It’s not just schools that need improvement. Last I was in one, common sense was not part of the curriculum. Sex education isn’t, either, since not only does it have the highest teen pregnancy rate, it has the highest REPEAT teen pregnancy rate. Someone’s got to tell these kids what causes it. Seriously! Yes, let them secede. The nation’s various statistics could only improve if Texas stops dragging the rest of the US down. Just please, please offer some of us a passport! Make it based on a written examination of general knowledge and gun safety and you’ll be okay.
Karleen, I don’t know what part of Texas you’re in but this is silliness at its best. Check this out!
Texas has restrictive birth control policy, even for minors who are already parents
12:00 AM CDT on Monday, September 7, 2009
By ROBERT T. GARRETT / The Dallas Morning Newsrtgarrett@dallasnews.com
AUSTIN – Texas, a leader in teen pregnancy and the state where more teens give birth to subsequent children than in any other, maintains one of the most restrictive policies in the nation for minors to obtain prescription birth control.
Not even young parents in Texas can get birth control without their own parents’ permission at nearly a third of the family planning clinics on contract with the state health department.
While most privately and publicly funded clinics in North Texas prescribe contraceptives without insisting that parents be notified, all 10 school-based clinics run by Parkland Health & Hospital System in Dallas must have a parent’s signed consent. One in Carrollton-Farmers Branch, at the school district’s insistence, can’t prescribe any birth control.
And many doctors in private practice in Dallas-Fort Worth also won’t prescribe birth control confidentially. Public health officials and women’s health advocates say some doctors aren’t aware that Texas laws are silent on whether a minor may independently obtain contraceptives.
As a new report last week showed, Dallas leads all U.S. cities in the percentage of teen births that weren’t the mother’s first delivery. Critics of state policies said they are idealistic, ideologically driven and woefully out of touch.
"We’re in denial that our teens are sexually active," said Janet Realini, a doctor and former Bexar County health department leader seeking to reduce teen pregnancy. "Parents think they’ve talked to their kids about sex but if you talk to their kids, at least half the time, the kids don’t remember that."
She cited the latest federal survey of teenagers’ risky behavior, which showed that 53 percent of Texas high school students said in 2007 they’d had sexual intercourse.
Parental rightsWhile some social conservatives blame the state’s high teen pregnancy and birth rates on immigration and cultural decline, others said they struggle to find solutions that don’t impinge on parental rights.
Sen. Dan Patrick, R-Houston, acknowledged that teen pregnancy is a "serious problem," but said he felt compelled to oppose a bill last spring that would have let unmarried 16- and 17-year-old mothers give "medical consent" to obtain contraceptives, without involving their parents.
"I supported the general concept [but] the majority of the Senate agreed with me that a doctor should not prescribe contraceptives to minors without giving the parents notice," he said. "The problem is not that we need more contraceptives but more parenting."
Patrick won approval for the parental-notification provision. But the bill’s author, Leticia Van de Putte, D-San Antonio, let it die rather than see Patrick’s provision become law.
Van de Putte said it’s ironic that under existing law, a young mother calls the shots on her child’s medical care but isn’t trusted to do things to prevent a quick second pregnancy, which for teens carries high risk of a premature baby.
"Until we can as legislators look at common sense rather than trying to win the next primary, we’re not going to be courageous enough" to help teens, Van de Putte said.
Teaching abstinenceTexas carefully controls what public schools tell youngsters about sex and how health care providers dispense birth control. A recent study showed only 4 percent of Texas schools teach about potential benefits, as well as risks, of contraception. Abstinence-only instruction focuses on different methods’ failure rates.
With the power change in Washington this year, federal funding for abstinence-only education appears to be dying. And in the Legislature, resurgent Democrats tried but failed to soften laws that make it hard for minors to be taught about contraceptives, obtain them and avoid "coverage gaps" in various health programs.
Texas is one of four states that doesn’t let its Children’s Health Insurance Program for low-income youngsters provide contraceptives. Though it spends $1.2 billion for Medicaid to cover 228,000 births each year, it doesn’t automatically enroll those women in a 3-year-old offshoot of Medicaid that covers family planning services for a year at a time, as some states do. And minors aren’t allowed in anyway.
Only Texas and Utah forbid giving teens birth control without a parent’s consent at state-funded clinics.
"Texas is kind of on its own," said Elizabeth Nash, who tracks state policies for the Guttmacher Institute, a nonpartisan health research center that supports abortion rights.
She said Utah is "more straightforward" because it tells youths on a state health department Web site that they’ll have to go to Planned Parenthood clinics if they want birth control and are unwilling to involve their parents.
Gov. Rick Perry, a Republican seeking re-election, "continues to support a focus on abstinence education, and he has advocated strongly for a number of initiatives that protect marriage, strengthen parental rights and provide children the best opportunity to succeed in life," said spokeswoman Katherine Cesinger.
Perry believes "the state should not usurp the role" of parents, but should try to empower them to discuss sex and its consequences with their children, Cesinger said.
Doctors who work with teens say that while some who are sexually active can navigate through a confusing state system of care, others lack street smarts – and transportation.
"The trend is the teens seem to be knowing less," said Celia Neavel, an Austin doctor who runs an adolescent health center at People’s Community Clinic, a nonprofit that serves the working poor. "We certainly see some that don’t know their own body at all. Or they’ll come in pregnant and not even understand their own anatomy. It’s really frustrating."
Kathryn Allen, vice president for community relations at Planned Parenthood of North Texas, said local doctors are "very mixed" in responses to minors’ requests for birth control pills, implants or shots.
"A lot of young people switch to us when they’re 16 and 17 because they’re unsure whether the family doctor will immediately turn and walk out of the room and tell the parents in the waiting room," she said.
But minors generally have to have a car and $100 to get on birth control on their own at a clinic, she said. The clinics encourage young women to consult their parents, but many feel they can’t, Allen said.
Van de Putte, the Democrats’ leader in the Senate, said state officials need a new approach to reduce teen births.
"I’ve been a pharmacist for over 30 years," she said. "And I can tell you, once they start having sex, they ain’t going to stop."
Karleen, I don’t know what part of Texas you’re in but this is silliness at its best. People complain about the teen pregnancy rate here in Texas but those same people don’t want these teens to have access to birth control. Does that honestly make sense?!
Check out this article:
http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/localnews/stories/DN-teenbirths_07tex.ART.State.Edition2.4bdbde7.html