The Liz Smith Column | 09/25/2009 7:00 am
Liz Smith: Victoria Beckham – Despite the Grim Pout, She's Really Human
Also from Our Gossip Girl: NYC’s fabulous ‘fete’ … and Angelina Jolie feeds the poor – Honey, grab a cheeseburger for yourself!

Victoria Beckham © PR Photos
"People think I’m a moody bitch!"
That’s Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham in the October issue of Elle. Oh, darling, no! We just think you never learned to smile as a child. Inside, we assume you are joyous. (Friends insist she is "the nicest, kindest, most down-to-earth person you could ever meet. At the end of the day, she’s humble. Human.")
The wife of the heavily tattooed soccer star, David Beckham, tells writer Maggie Bullock, "I’m not one of these people that needs to feel loved. I don’t need to see my picture everywhere." How odd, then, that her picture crops up everywhere, including on the cover and 12 pages of Elle.
The photos by Tom Munro are really something. Mrs. Beckham is all zero-body-fat angularity topped by two perfect globes attached to her chest. She looks like a glamorous ant.
Although Victoria has a new fashion line, DVB, she is dressed in the shoot by Dior Haute Couture, Diane von Fürstenberg, Valentino, Stella McCartney, Roberto Cavalli, Dolce and Gabbana.
However, on the last page of the layout, Vicki breaks out one of her own designs, a gray cashmere dress. It’s gorgeous and sleek and only $3,150. One must suffer to bend one’s credit card like Beckham.
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The Fete de Swifty, raising money to build ultimate safe housing in NYC for battered women and children, held its big cocktail "do" in a tent on 73rd and Lex the other eve. In spite of snarled traffic from the UN gatherings, people surged in to see Mayor Mike Bloomberg and others equally grand, such as Lord and Lady Evelyn de Rothschild, CBS’s glamorous star Lesley Stahl – a wOw woman if there ever was one – social types like Pepe and Emilia Fanjul, Diane Sawyer’s charming sister Linda Frankel and David Frankel, her powerhouse hubby, plus First Deputy Mayor Patti Harris. (Just this week she was named the No. 2 Most Powerful Woman in New York.)

Lesley and Liz © Robin Platzer, Twin Images
I was there wearing my best Carlisle pink suit introducing the mayor, who looks thin and trim these days. "I’m trying!" says he, the man I described as not wanting us to smoke, eat fattening food or over-salt. "In this," I remarked from the podium, "he is just like the rest of us in spite of being rich, powerful and smart – he swings between his diet and having fun."
We did have fun that night with Lady Liberty (Jennifer Stewart all in green) … Wacky Wendy, who was making cardboard hats in a flash … jugglers, clowns and like that, with Estee Lauder giveaways packed in vacuum bottles advertising the glories of plain old "New York water."
The Mayor’s Fund has raised nearly $185,000,000 [for NYC public programs] since 2002. A few hundred of us segued on to the Swifty’s restaurant after the Fete. It seemed only fitting.
You can still bid in our silent auction for a future lunch with "Project Runway’s" Tim Gunn and me. It’s listed on Charitybuzz.com.
Click here for photos from the Fete de Swifty.
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Oh, my! The Daily Telegraph’s star columnist, Tim "Mandrake" Walker, has been the first with the worst review of Dan Brown’s latest bestselling novel, The Lost Symbol. (The darned thing sold a million copies in the U.S. on its first day out from Random House and is now up to two million.) As you no doubt know, Mr. Brown wrote The Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons.

Image: Amazon
Mandrake quotes Philip Pullman, the author of the "His Dark Materials" trilogy, and he says his rival has characters that are "completely flat and two-dimensional."
That’s Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham in the October issue of Elle. Oh, darling, no! We just think you never learned to smile as a child. Inside, we assume you are joyous. (Friends insist she is "the nicest, kindest, most down-to-earth person you could ever meet. At the end of the day, she’s humble. Human.")
The wife of the heavily tattooed soccer star, David Beckham, tells writer Maggie Bullock, "I’m not one of these people that needs to feel loved. I don’t need to see my picture everywhere." How odd, then, that her picture crops up everywhere, including on the cover and 12 pages of Elle.
The photos by Tom Munro are really something. Mrs. Beckham is all zero-body-fat angularity topped by two perfect globes attached to her chest. She looks like a glamorous ant.
Although Victoria has a new fashion line, DVB, she is dressed in the shoot by Dior Haute Couture, Diane von Fürstenberg, Valentino, Stella McCartney, Roberto Cavalli, Dolce and Gabbana.
However, on the last page of the layout, Vicki breaks out one of her own designs, a gray cashmere dress. It’s gorgeous and sleek and only $3,150. One must suffer to bend one’s credit card like Beckham.
***
The Fete de Swifty, raising money to build ultimate safe housing in NYC for battered women and children, held its big cocktail "do" in a tent on 73rd and Lex the other eve. In spite of snarled traffic from the UN gatherings, people surged in to see Mayor Mike Bloomberg and others equally grand, such as Lord and Lady Evelyn de Rothschild, CBS’s glamorous star Lesley Stahl – a wOw woman if there ever was one – social types like Pepe and Emilia Fanjul, Diane Sawyer’s charming sister Linda Frankel and David Frankel, her powerhouse hubby, plus First Deputy Mayor Patti Harris. (Just this week she was named the No. 2 Most Powerful Woman in New York.)

Lesley and Liz © Robin Platzer, Twin Images
I was there wearing my best Carlisle pink suit introducing the mayor, who looks thin and trim these days. "I’m trying!" says he, the man I described as not wanting us to smoke, eat fattening food or over-salt. "In this," I remarked from the podium, "he is just like the rest of us in spite of being rich, powerful and smart – he swings between his diet and having fun."
We did have fun that night with Lady Liberty (Jennifer Stewart all in green) … Wacky Wendy, who was making cardboard hats in a flash … jugglers, clowns and like that, with Estee Lauder giveaways packed in vacuum bottles advertising the glories of plain old "New York water."
The Mayor’s Fund has raised nearly $185,000,000 [for NYC public programs] since 2002. A few hundred of us segued on to the Swifty’s restaurant after the Fete. It seemed only fitting.
You can still bid in our silent auction for a future lunch with "Project Runway’s" Tim Gunn and me. It’s listed on Charitybuzz.com.
Click here for photos from the Fete de Swifty.
***
Oh, my! The Daily Telegraph’s star columnist, Tim "Mandrake" Walker, has been the first with the worst review of Dan Brown’s latest bestselling novel, The Lost Symbol. (The darned thing sold a million copies in the U.S. on its first day out from Random House and is now up to two million.) As you no doubt know, Mr. Brown wrote The Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons.

Image: Amazon
Mandrake quotes Philip Pullman, the author of the "His Dark Materials" trilogy, and he says his rival has characters that are "completely flat and two-dimensional."
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About Dan Brown, when it comes down to it, does he want to be read or does he want the critics to like him? I think he’d rather be read so he writes for his readers, not the critics. It’s like the Oscars. Most of the time, the movies that make the most money never get the Oscars or critical acclaim.
Angelina’s getting older. Maybe she doesn’t realize she can’t stay the same weight and still look good. Meaning, I noticed when I was was 25, I looked great at 105 lbs. But when I was 35 at 105 lbs, I looked like a scarecrow, but much better at 115-125 lbs as I aged. I guess it’s the missing collagen or whatever else you lose as you age under your skin.
I do wish celebrities would maintain more reasonable body weights. Making "scary skinny" look somehow glamorous is not doing anyone any favors.
I’m off to eat a Twinkie.
I was never a big fan of Victoria Beckham but I read her book anyway. In it she comes across as warm and somewhat witty and I find it extremely refreshing to find a celebrity who flat out says she doesn’t feel the need to be loved by everyone. She has a loving husband and children and that is enough for her.
As for Angelia Jolie she is someone who puts her money where her mouth is and devotes herself to those who have so much less than the rest of us. It is also a relief not to read about her spending half a million dollars for home gym equipment and spending four hours a day on yoga and Pilates.
They may be very thin but they have their other priorities right on.
Well, Ms. Becks sometimes seems to glower rather than glow, but having seen her recently on The View, I have to say I thought she was funny and down-to-earth. I liked her sense of humor, and her obvious love for her three boys and for hubby was very real to me. (Lucky woman to come home to Becks at night: he’s a bit of all right in the gorgeous department!)
And I do admire Angelina Jolie for many things, not least her devotion to bettering the plight of women and children throughout the world, and her continuing travels as a special UN ambassador. Unlike other celebs who have done this in the past, she has stuck with it for years - very much in the impeccable mold of the late Audrey Hepburn, who traveled on behalf of others right up until the end of her own life.
And Liz: your description of Victoria Beckham as an elegant ant was priceless! You are a stone hoot!
I’m hoping to buy Dan Brown’s next book, Angels & Demons. I’m not a christian, haven’t been for decades, so Dan’s critics, what they say, means nothing to me.
As for Victoria Beckham….as nice as she is, she does have a beautiful smile which I wish she’d use more often.
I read in an interview with Victoria Beckham that she doesn’t smile because she hates her teeth. So maybe that’s why she always looks like a "moody bitch." Who knows?
I think Angelina needs to eat. She can still be thin, but look healthy.
As for the Dan Brown book, I bought the book the day it came out. I enjoyed it, although it did have a few parts that were frustrating. I thought it funny that I’ve seen it described as a fast-paced thriller when in reality it takes several hundred pages to describe about 10 hours. Not very fast paced to me. I also found the ending to be drawn out making it a little anticlimactic. But other than that, it was a definitely a page turner.