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The Liz Smith Column | 09/25/2009 7:00 am

Liz Smith: Victoria Beckham – Despite the Grim Pout, She's Really Human

Also from Our Gossip Girl: NYC’s fabulous ‘fete’ … and Angelina Jolie feeds the poor – Honey, grab a cheeseburger for yourself!
Victoria Beckham © PR Photos
"People think I’m a moody bitch!"

That’s Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham in the October issue of Elle. Oh, darling, no! We just think you never learned to smile as a child. Inside, we assume you are joyous. (Friends insist she is "the nicest, kindest, most down-to-earth person you could ever meet. At the end of the day, she’s humble. Human.")

The wife of the heavily tattooed soccer star, David Beckham, tells writer Maggie Bullock, "I’m not one of these people that needs to feel loved. I don’t need to see my picture everywhere." How odd, then, that her picture crops up everywhere, including on the cover and 12 pages of Elle.

The photos by Tom Munro are really something. Mrs. Beckham is all zero-body-fat angularity topped by two perfect globes attached to her chest. She looks like a glamorous ant.

Although Victoria has a new fashion line, DVB, she is dressed in the shoot by Dior Haute Couture, Diane von Fürstenberg, Valentino, Stella McCartney, Roberto Cavalli, Dolce and Gabbana.

However, on the last page of the layout, Vicki breaks out one of her own designs, a gray cashmere dress. It’s gorgeous and sleek and only $3,150. One must suffer to bend one’s credit card like Beckham.

***

The Fete de Swifty, raising money to build ultimate safe housing in NYC for battered women and children, held its big cocktail "do" in a tent on 73rd and Lex the other eve. In spite of snarled traffic from the UN gatherings, people surged in to see Mayor Mike Bloomberg and others equally grand, such as Lord and Lady Evelyn de Rothschild, CBS’s glamorous star Lesley Stahl – a wOw woman if there ever was one – social types like Pepe and Emilia Fanjul, Diane Sawyer’s charming sister Linda Frankel and David Frankel, her powerhouse hubby, plus First Deputy Mayor Patti Harris. (Just this week she was named the No. 2 Most Powerful Woman in New York.)

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Lesley and Liz © Robin Platzer, Twin Images

I was there wearing my best Carlisle pink suit introducing the mayor, who looks thin and trim these days. "I’m trying!" says he, the man I described as not wanting us to smoke, eat fattening food or over-salt. "In this," I remarked from the podium, "he is just like the rest of us in spite of being rich, powerful and smart – he swings between his diet and having fun."

We did have fun that night with Lady Liberty (Jennifer Stewart all in green) … Wacky Wendy, who was making cardboard hats in a flash … jugglers, clowns and like that, with Estee Lauder giveaways packed in vacuum bottles advertising the glories of plain old "New York water."

The Mayor’s Fund has raised nearly $185,000,000 [for NYC public programs] since 2002. A few hundred of us segued on to the Swifty’s restaurant after the Fete. It seemed only fitting.

You can still bid in our silent auction for a future lunch with "Project Runway’s" Tim Gunn and me. It’s listed on Charitybuzz.com.

Click here for photos from the Fete de Swifty.

***

Oh, my! The Daily Telegraph’s star columnist, Tim "Mandrake" Walker, has been the first with the worst review of Dan Brown’s latest bestselling novel, The Lost Symbol. (The darned thing sold a million copies in the U.S. on its first day out from Random House and is now up to two million.) As you no doubt know, Mr. Brown wrote The Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons.

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Image: Amazon

Mandrake quotes Philip Pullman, the author of the "His Dark Materials" trilogy, and he says his rival has characters that are "completely flat and two-dimensional."

16 Reader Comments (so far…) Sign In or Register to comment

Cindy Marek
Regarding Victoria Beckham, I try to never "judge a book by its cover" and hopefully she’s as down-to-Earth, nice, etc., as her friends say (I presume they’d know) but…she does look cold and self-absorbed. Has always struck me that way. But then I’ve sometimes been mistakenly figured for "a snob" because I’m quiet and bookish. Of course Mrs. Beckham needn’t overly concern herself with what the public thinks, but she does *look* to be a most unapproachable celebrity. :-(
By Cindy Marek on 09/25/2009 6:11 am
Laura Ward

About Dan Brown, when it comes down to it, does he want to be read or does he want the critics to like him? I think he’d rather be read so he writes for his readers, not the critics. It’s like the Oscars. Most of the time, the movies that make the most money never get the Oscars or critical acclaim.

Angelina’s getting older. Maybe she doesn’t realize she can’t stay the same weight and still look good. Meaning, I noticed when I was was 25, I looked great at 105 lbs. But when I was 35 at 105 lbs, I looked like a scarecrow, but much better at 115-125 lbs as I aged. I guess it’s the missing collagen or whatever else you lose as you age under your skin.

By Laura Ward on 09/25/2009 8:36 am
Lila Kuh

I do wish celebrities would maintain more reasonable body weights.  Making "scary skinny" look somehow glamorous is not doing anyone any favors.

I’m off to eat a Twinkie.

By Lila Kuh on 09/25/2009 11:55 am
Dani Cantor

I was never a big fan of Victoria Beckham but I read her book anyway. In it she comes across as warm and somewhat witty and I find it extremely refreshing to find a celebrity who flat out says she doesn’t feel the need to be loved by everyone. She has a loving husband and children and that is enough for her.

As for Angelia Jolie she is someone who puts her money where her mouth is and devotes herself to those who have so much less than the rest of us. It is also a relief not to read about her spending half a million dollars for home gym equipment and spending four hours a day on yoga and Pilates.

They may be very thin but they have their other priorities right on.  

By Dani Cantor on 09/25/2009 12:37 pm
Kay Holmes
By Kay Holmes on 09/25/2009 1:18 pm
Frank Somsel
If celebrity women do not stay thin they don’t work. Nobody wants to see Angelina Jolie weighing a buck and a half.
By Frank Somsel on 09/25/2009 1:41 pm
Sandy B
Oh come on.  Victoria doesn’t need to see her picture everywhere?  She could try to stop posing and see what happens.  And she chooses that pouty pose.  Apparently she things it makes her interesting or something.
By Sandy B on 09/26/2009 12:55 pm
Kenneth Hamlett
I know Angelina Jolie has transformed herself from the blood capsule wearing Billy Bob woman into the humanitarian mother of the year.  But, she chose to have six children in four years.  One gets the idea that she is never home to actually parent.  I know, she occasionally drags these poor toddlers around the world with her, but is that such a good idea? It all seems to be about Angelina and her image.  Very little of it — with her or Brad — seems to be about what’s good for the children.  If she stayed home and at a couple of s’mores with the kids, it might be best for everyone.
By Kenneth Hamlett on 09/26/2009 1:02 pm
Susan Crawford

Well, Ms. Becks sometimes seems to glower rather than glow, but having seen her recently on The View, I have to say I thought she was funny and down-to-earth. I liked her sense of humor, and her obvious love for her three boys and for hubby was very real to me. (Lucky woman to come home to Becks at night: he’s a bit of all right in the gorgeous department!)

And I do admire Angelina Jolie for many things, not least her devotion to bettering the plight of women and children throughout the world, and her continuing travels as a special UN ambassador. Unlike other celebs who have done this in the past, she has stuck with it for years - very much in the impeccable mold of the late Audrey Hepburn, who traveled on behalf of others right up until the end of her own life.

And Liz: your description of Victoria Beckham as an elegant ant was priceless! You are a stone hoot!

By Susan Crawford on 09/26/2009 2:02 pm
Mary Utrup
I have yet to figure Victoria Beckham out. Maybe that’s true for her too! All I know is that she does keep and promote an image that makes hugging the Statue of Liberty more probable. She and the husband did the spread in W Magazine a while back and I was wondering what they were trying to prove there too. If a relationship is precious to you and if you have respect for it, it is NOT necessary to or advisable to blast it all over the world. It’s YOURS NOT EVERYONE ELSE’S! People in the public eye get enough scrutiny the way it is. What’s the point of asking for more? If, on a more personal level,  she really wants people to think of her as something more than "a moody bitch" she might want to try not looking like one.
By Mary Utrup on 09/26/2009 2:17 pm
Sharon McBride
I’ve never had the opportunity to meet the Beckhams but whiile doing research for a PhD in London, I met a lady who knew them both personally and often hung out in their London home. She told me they were very down-to-earth, good parents and very active in many favourite charity works. Although they admitted using the media for their causes, she said they hated the intrusion of the camera in their lives, especially with their children. This was at least 4 years before they moved to California. As far as I know this lady still remains in touch with them. That is also something she noted…. they remain loyal to their closest friends no matter where they are or what they do. And the Brits can be vicious when they complain about their Soccer heroes, royalty and star power.
By Sharon McBride on 09/26/2009 2:22 pm
Carol Harrison

I’m hoping to buy Dan Brown’s next book, Angels & Demons.  I’m not a christian, haven’t been for decades, so Dan’s critics, what they say, means nothing to me.

As for Victoria Beckham….as nice as she is, she does have a beautiful smile which I wish she’d use more often.

By Carol Harrison on 09/27/2009 10:07 pm
Nikolette C
I was a little young so I missed the Spice Girls craze so I had no opinion one way or the other regarding Victoria. However, I had the opportunity to watch her "Coming To America" show a couple years ago, and I loved it. I thought she was hilarious and sweet, and she genuinely could not wait for her sons and husband to arrive. I think it’s ridiculous of us to judge people on their public persona when we do the same thing, only on a much smaller scale. She loves her children and loves her husband, and that’s saying a lot these days with all the cheating and child neglect that goes on.
By Nikolette C on 09/28/2009 12:57 pm
Carmen McNeil

I read in an interview with Victoria Beckham that she doesn’t smile because she hates her teeth. So maybe that’s why she always looks like a "moody bitch." Who knows?

I think Angelina needs to eat. She can still be thin, but look healthy.

As for the Dan Brown book, I bought the book the day it came out. I enjoyed it, although it did have a few parts that were frustrating. I thought it funny that I’ve seen it described as a fast-paced thriller when in reality it takes several hundred pages to describe about 10 hours. Not very fast paced to me. I also found the ending to be drawn out making it a little anticlimactic. But other than that, it was a definitely a page turner.

By Carmen McNeil on 09/29/2009 7:14 pm