The Liz Smith Column | 08/17/2009 11:00 pm
Liz Smith: A Villainous Brad Pitt to the Rescue?
And more from Our Gossip Girl: Quentin Tarantino has his standards … Cindy Adams does good for the ASPCA … Catch the ‘3:10 to Yuma’!
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"Excellent! I cried."
"Elementary, said he."
So goes the exchange between Dr. Watson and Sherlock Holmes in "The Crooked Man." You see, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s famous sleuth never actually said, "Elementary, my dear Watson," in any of the Holmes books.
That famous line was an invention of the movies.
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Speaking of Sherlock and company, what a surprise is the rumor that Brad Pitt is ready to step into Guy Ritchie’s production of "Sherlock Holmes" to play Holmes’ arch rival Professor James Moriarty. This – according to British tabs and other far-flung sources – came after studio execs did not like the rough cut of Ritchie’s take on the classic tale, which also stars Robert Downey Jr. as Holmes and Jude Law as Dr. Watson. (Hmmm … this is a long, sexy way from cadaverous Basil Rathbone and doddering Nigel Bruce.) Brad is an old friend of director Guy Ritchie, who starred in Ritchie’s gangster film, "Snatch," back in 2000.
Some describe Ritchie’s film as "troubled." Oh, what isn’t in showbiz?
However, is that a Cheshire grin I see beaming from Poland and thereabouts, where the ex-Mrs. Ritchie is pulling in millions on the wildly successful second leg of her "Sticky and Sweet" tour? Nonsense. Now her only thoughts are, "What will Jesus do?"
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I’m not always crazy about all of Quentin Tarantino’s movies (although "Inglourious Basterds" is supposed to be great). But I like what I read recently about Tarantino saying he’d never cast a child in one of his ultra-violent movies. He says he doesn’t believe in putting kids in "harrowing" situations even if they are make believe, you know, "taking a five- or six-year-old and saying ‘think about your mum being killed.’ I wouldn’t feel right about doing that."
Quentin Tarantino/Image: Wikipedia
Interesting, because I’ve always wondered myself what the effect is on child actors in very intense, violent scenes.
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Wouldn’t you like to do a good deed for the ASPCA and animals everywhere and also have a damned good time in the process? Well, I just sent in my check to attend one of the "four performances only" to be given by gossip queen Cindy Adams in her very own apartment.
This is a grand place that once belonged to the tobacco heiress Doris Duke. Cindy resides here with her Yorkies and toils for the New York Post, and goes out at night to cover the celebrity scene.
It happens Tuesday, September 29, through Friday, October 2. Contact ASPC’S Rachel Herman at 212-876-7700, Ext. 4564 or onlyinnewyork@aspca.org. Tickets are $250 and you’ll have a good time, meet VIPs and help animals all at one blow.
Barbara Walters and I are going together on September 30 to applaud our pal Cindy.
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And, hey, another one of my favorites, Tommy Tune, is offering his brand-new road show, titled "Steps in Time" for a one-night-only spectacular on September 21 at the Gerald W. Lynch Theater of John Jay College. The address is 899 Tenth Avenue in Manhattan and the time is 8 PM.
The beneficiary of all this tapping glamour will be the wonderful Friends In Deed – the Crisis Center for Life-Threatening Illness. (This is the good cause that was started years ago by Cynthia O’Neal and Mike Nichols.)
So you’ll be doing another good deed and I hope you have $500 for VIP seating and the party after or $100 to join the hoi polloi. Call 212-279-4200.
Oh, I forgot to write about the star, the dynamic Tommy Tune, the only man ever to win nine Tony awards in four different categories. He is simply the most talented guy on the planet and he’s gorgeous!
"Elementary, said he."
So goes the exchange between Dr. Watson and Sherlock Holmes in "The Crooked Man." You see, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s famous sleuth never actually said, "Elementary, my dear Watson," in any of the Holmes books.
That famous line was an invention of the movies.
***
Speaking of Sherlock and company, what a surprise is the rumor that Brad Pitt is ready to step into Guy Ritchie’s production of "Sherlock Holmes" to play Holmes’ arch rival Professor James Moriarty. This – according to British tabs and other far-flung sources – came after studio execs did not like the rough cut of Ritchie’s take on the classic tale, which also stars Robert Downey Jr. as Holmes and Jude Law as Dr. Watson. (Hmmm … this is a long, sexy way from cadaverous Basil Rathbone and doddering Nigel Bruce.) Brad is an old friend of director Guy Ritchie, who starred in Ritchie’s gangster film, "Snatch," back in 2000.
Some describe Ritchie’s film as "troubled." Oh, what isn’t in showbiz?
However, is that a Cheshire grin I see beaming from Poland and thereabouts, where the ex-Mrs. Ritchie is pulling in millions on the wildly successful second leg of her "Sticky and Sweet" tour? Nonsense. Now her only thoughts are, "What will Jesus do?"
***
I’m not always crazy about all of Quentin Tarantino’s movies (although "Inglourious Basterds" is supposed to be great). But I like what I read recently about Tarantino saying he’d never cast a child in one of his ultra-violent movies. He says he doesn’t believe in putting kids in "harrowing" situations even if they are make believe, you know, "taking a five- or six-year-old and saying ‘think about your mum being killed.’ I wouldn’t feel right about doing that."
Quentin Tarantino/Image: Wikipedia
Interesting, because I’ve always wondered myself what the effect is on child actors in very intense, violent scenes.
***
Wouldn’t you like to do a good deed for the ASPCA and animals everywhere and also have a damned good time in the process? Well, I just sent in my check to attend one of the "four performances only" to be given by gossip queen Cindy Adams in her very own apartment.
This is a grand place that once belonged to the tobacco heiress Doris Duke. Cindy resides here with her Yorkies and toils for the New York Post, and goes out at night to cover the celebrity scene.
It happens Tuesday, September 29, through Friday, October 2. Contact ASPC’S Rachel Herman at 212-876-7700, Ext. 4564 or onlyinnewyork@aspca.org. Tickets are $250 and you’ll have a good time, meet VIPs and help animals all at one blow.
Barbara Walters and I are going together on September 30 to applaud our pal Cindy.
***
And, hey, another one of my favorites, Tommy Tune, is offering his brand-new road show, titled "Steps in Time" for a one-night-only spectacular on September 21 at the Gerald W. Lynch Theater of John Jay College. The address is 899 Tenth Avenue in Manhattan and the time is 8 PM.
The beneficiary of all this tapping glamour will be the wonderful Friends In Deed – the Crisis Center for Life-Threatening Illness. (This is the good cause that was started years ago by Cynthia O’Neal and Mike Nichols.)
So you’ll be doing another good deed and I hope you have $500 for VIP seating and the party after or $100 to join the hoi polloi. Call 212-279-4200.
Oh, I forgot to write about the star, the dynamic Tommy Tune, the only man ever to win nine Tony awards in four different categories. He is simply the most talented guy on the planet and he’s gorgeous!
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Another winning column, Ms. Liz! I am impressed by the Tarantino position on children acting in harrowing films. Puts me in mind of the bad old days when kids were told their dog died just before a shot requiring tears … yes, I would say that it would be fascinating to delve into the impact of being a part of a violent, or disturbing film at a young age. I am positive it has to have some deep impact on a child’s mind.
I was lucky enough to read a copy of the Inglourious Basterds screenplay last winter, and it is just brilliant. Cannot wait to see it on screen, particularly for Christoph Waltz’s performance, which, by all reports, is amazing.
Cindy Adams has always been one classy dame in my book, and her work on behalf of the ASPCA proves it again. I have always adopted my cats from local shelters - and the reward is true love (cat style). Cindy, you are an angel!
In reference to casting children in violent films. I just recently watched "The Good Son" with Macaulay Culkin. I was shocked. In this film he drowned his little brother in the bathtub, he tried to kill his little sister (who was played by his real life sister) and then tried to kill him mother.
How could any parent allow their children to star in such a film. That explains a lot about what happened later on in Macaulay’s life.
This is one of the very films I had in mind as well, Eldebbo! Such a disturbing film. Culkin was a truly remarkable child actor - and is still an excellent actor - but what a character for a little boy to inhabit, even as a game of "let’s pretend for the camera." I also think about Linda Blair in "The Exorcist", and the child who starred in the film "Pan’s Labyrinth", which is one of the truly great films I’ve seen in recent years. But so deeply disturbing that on the day I saw it, every single person who left the theater at the end was literally either in tears or in a state of utter shock and sorrow. Another brilliant film is "Night of the Hunter" - two young actors being hunted like prey by a deranged Robert Mitchum … one of the most visually stunning films of all times, but wow - what a terrifying scenario was depicted. And in my book, the single greatest performance ever recorded on film by a child actor was Christian Bales’s performance in "Empire of the Sun." And the brutality and graphic violence of the film was unceasing as we followed Bales’s character, Jim, through an epic journey in an internment camp in Japanese-occupied China. I’m sure Spielberg’s direction was as attentive as possible to the impact on Bales - but still … a very rough concept was being drawn from a boy barely in his early teens.
I suppose some child actors can be carefully led through these disturbing roles, and taken care of afterward so their well-being is ensured. But I still feel that those roles WILL leave some impression, and a lot of it will be hard to deal with in the future.
I’m sorry but Cindy Adams has made a mockery of Henry Bergh’s legacy. Bergh heroically founded both the ASPCA and the Mass. Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Children. He was a wealthy man who turned his attention to the plight of the unprotected. Nothing could be further from this ideal that Cindy Adam’s "zany biting humor"—which is often cruel and snarky. Bergh was not a pet person—his motivation was justice for the unprotected. That Ms. Adams show celebrates the comings and goings of the rich and famous in the name of the ASPCA would have Mr. Bergh turning over in his grave.
Further, how can Cindy Adams serve on the ASPCA’s Board when she does not follow NYC laws regarding her dogs. She writes in her book how her dogs eat in the finest restaurants like LeCirque. From their web site…"The ASPCA believes pet owners should follow all local laws regarding vaccinating, leashing, licensing, cleaning up after and other aspects of responsible pet keeping". Dogs are not allowed in NYC restaurants—it is the law—plain and simple. This law is there to protect the public health. One of her dogs already died of-ecoli contamination. What if that dog had pooped in a restaurant and got people sick?? The fact that Ms. Adams lets her dogs lick her mouth is just plain gross (and I am a dog lover) and reason enough to not let her kiss you.
It is hypocrisy that the ASPCA should have such a public law breaker on their board—what example does that set for everyone else? If a non-rich and famous person tried to bring their dog to LeCirque, what response would they get?