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Cartoon of the Week | 09/23/2009 1:30 am

Liza Donnelly's Cartoon of the Week: The Rules ... for Dogs

By Liza Donnelly

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phyllis Doyle Pepe

                               SMOKING HOT

Bitsy: Hi sweetie, What’s up? I’d like to sniff you but I just got clipped, dipped and shampooed.

Bruno:  Another day, Bitsy, another day. See the new sign? What the hell! 

Bitsy: The powers that be, Bruno, my love, want to keep that zone smoke free so we canine creatures can breathe better, so I’ve heard.

Bruno: Ha! Hundreds of cars pass by here, that toxic dump not twenty feet away spews its filthy fumes, and they want to keep this a breathe free zone?

Bitsy: One must, if one is forced,  comply to the rules of the game. You’ve always been such a rebel, sweetie, but one of these days you are going to go up in smoke––metaphorically speaking––and then, sadly, I’ll have to find myself another furry friend to frolic time away with.

Bruno: Doggone it, Bitsy, you hit me where it hurts! Out with the butt, and in with the bone and let’s get it on in that smoke free zone! 

 

By phyllis Doyle Pepe on 09/23/2009 10:39 am
joan larsen

Again, Darling Phyllis, you were not only first — but you somehow managed a RHYME in that last bit of "the play" .  .  . challenging me again.  So I am forced to tell you a true story, just accomplished:  In MY village of 26 parks, the powers-that-be - after a short 50 years - came up with the idea much like Liza’s cartoon.  But:  what to name it?  And so there was a contest.  And guess who won?  The one that loves puns.:-)  (so there, Phyllis)  And so the official name on the same wooden signs that all parks are designated with, BUT this one says: (ta da) THE BARK DISTRICT !

Thanks to Liza again, I get to tell!!!  But P.S. the homeowners whose beautiful homes back on this beautiful park are up in arms and ready to march on the village!!!

 

By joan larsen on 09/23/2009 10:56 am
phyllis Doyle Pepe
Dear Joan of the Arc of Triumph with your own light not under a bushel like some people we know, I would just like to say that Lisa brings us both out ––usually at the same time––and gives a boost to those old imaginative juices. Congratulations on your winning entry of BARK DISTRICT! which is very clever; it dignifies our dogs, I think, and gives them a leg up and a voice worth barking about. 
By phyllis Doyle Pepe on 09/23/2009 12:40 pm
Belinda Joy
Liza, I don’t get this one….. (@_@)
By Belinda Joy on 09/23/2009 10:42 am
J Holmes
LOL!!!
By J Holmes on 09/23/2009 11:32 am
Liza Donnelly
Thanks, all. Belinda, there is a story in NYC about banning smoking ourdoors in parks.  That was the genisis.
By Liza Donnelly on 09/23/2009 1:09 pm
Belinda Joy
Oh!!!! I"m sorry, I feel so stupid. Usually your humor is in line with mine, but this time I didn’t get it. Thanks.
By Belinda Joy on 09/23/2009 1:40 pm