Cartoon of the Week | 09/18/2009 2:00 am
Liza Donnelly's Cartoon of the Week: Summer Recap

Liza Donnelly, noted cartoonist for The New Yorker, is also the editor, with her husband, Michael Maslin, of the book Cartoon Marriage: Adventures in Love and Matrimony by The New Yorker’s Cartooning Couple.

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Hi. My name is Nancy Ann Cinanci and this is my essay, What my Family Couldn’t Afford To Do This Summer.
My family always used to go to some nice place in a wooded area for two weeks every summer. This place had swimming, horseback riding, lots of yummy food, and other stuff. My parents, who like to drink a lot, drank a whole lot there. They would party at night with other people who liked to party and drink a lot. But this summer we couldn’t go anywhere because we have been squeezed dry. This is what my father says. So this summer for our vacation we stayed home and pretended we were having fun. We set up the kiddie pool in the back yard for my two younger brothers, but they let our dog in who clawed it pretty bad and it collapsed. One day we did go to a park where they had rides and stuff, but that’s about it. I hope by next summer some water will get into whatever was squeezed dry and we can go on a vacation again to some wooded place. Meanwhile my parents are still drinking and cursing, but they say the party is over.
The End
Dear Perfect Phyllis,
You just knew that I was still finishing another of my really good essays … and so, you got yours in first. And I can tell your mommy helped you with yours as a little kid can’t spell the word "squeeze" right - and you were showing off too much. I saw how you threw your long blonde braids really high as you brought your story up first. All the other kids just wadded up their own stories in tiny little balls and are going to throw them when the teacher turns her back because the teacher thinks yours is the best already.
It isn’t fair — as my summer was soooooooooo bad that it made yours look really good. I bet you don’t even know how horrible it is when your daddy is dissolute - or something like that - and says that we are going to be put out on the street. That scares me as we live on Drexel Bollevard and the cars will kill us I think. I am really scared … and I told all the things that mommy said we should never say to ANY ONE, cross your heart, but anyhow the story was better if I told them so I did.
Next time I am going to stay up all night if I have to so you won’t be first again … just you wait, Phylllis Pillus.
Joanie
I like it!
PDP - I also liked your essay.
Thanks for the cartoon Liza, also Phyllis and Joan. All I got to do this summer was stay home and take my dog for a walk. Every time I came home my mom had the door locked and hollowed out take him around the block again.
Dog and I sure got a workout and when she finally let us in we were real quiet so as not to throwed out again.
Thanks Phyllis, Joan, everyone! This is one that sort of came from real life…except our kids are much older now.
I was the geeky girl who sat in the front row; you knew me or were just like me. I wouldn’t let you see my paper and I couldn’t wait for summer to end because I loved school. Nyah, nyah.
Seriously, I couldn’t wait for school to start. In the summer I would sneak out the window and meet my friends after dark. That was high treason back in the day. Night. Whatever. What do kids do now? Go to websites? Oops. I’m a kid again.
Well, between ongoing dental work that cost the equivalent of a first-class voyage on the QEII around the world, and the general state of the economy, I took a "staycation". And it was pretty good, all things considered!
I read some wonderful books, sitting out on my little terrace, hearing the splashing of bullfrogs down at the little pond on out condo complex campus; I did some important chores in my apartment, and as a result, the place looks fresh and inviting after a thorough paint job and reorganization; I spent time doing needlepoint projects that were gathering dust, and remembering with elation how much I really love this activity; I did some writing; I started a little business as an Amazon seller; and best of all, I had time to reconnect with a lot of friends old and new. Had I taken a couple of weeks to go somewhere, it would definitely have been Brewster, Massa chusetts, up at the crook of the Cape Cod "elbow". That has been my destination of choice for many years, and I’ll get back there next summer, perhaps. But for this summer, the staycation worked perfectly.