Entertainment | 08/06/2009 11:00 pm
Mr. wOw Remembers: My First Time With Liz Taylor

She looks like the prow of a great ship; that’s what I thought mulling my initial glimpse of Elizabeth Taylor.
July 2, 1973. The phone rings. It is my friend Bill, fanatically devoted Elizabeth Taylor fan and junior paparazzo. "Elizabeth is in town. She’s at the Regency. Nobody knows she’s here. Come down and see her."
Taylor had not much interested me in my formative movie-going years – Marilyn Monroe was a much safer (dead!), tenderer icon, though I was always aware of Taylor; who she was and who she was supposed to be – The World’s Most Beautiful Woman. I thought that moniker inappropriate for a woman with such a soft jawline.
But in her mid-career rococo period – "Boom," "Secret Ceremony," "X, Y and Zee," "Ash Wednesday" – she got under my skin. She was obviously out of her mind (a fur coat thrown over a teeny pink bikini on the cover of Look magazine, for Christ’s sake!), didn’t care what she ate, drank or wore and remained – no matter what the box office said – The Biggest Star in the World. She was pretty fabulous, I had to admit. (When Barbra Streisand sang "I Am the Greatest Star" in "Funny Girl," I kept looking around the screen for Miss Taylor.)
I hurried over to the Regency.
It was hot. "A blazing white-hot" day, as Miss T. herself described the weather when cousin Sebastian got eaten by hustlers in "Suddenly Last Summer." There were only six photographers, myself and friend Bill waiting. It was high noon when Richard Burton made his appearance. He didn’t look good; he didn’t smile and did not acknowledge requests to pose. Burton got into the limo and scrunched himself into a corner. One of the photographers nudged me, "Something wrong with those two. They never come out separately."
Ten minutes later there is a rumble from inside the hotel. Two big men run out. One stands near the door, the other at the limo. It’s time.
Stepping into the brutal sunshine is Elizabeth Taylor in skintight bell-bottom jeans, a tight yellow T-shirt and a wild collection of faux and real jewels, dangling across the bosom, on the wrists, the fingers, the ears. She is shockingly short, surprisingly slender and much more beautiful than I had expected. The eyes were cobalt. The hair was black, generously flecked with gray. The nose perfect. She had freckles! I had prepared myself for the occasionally blowsy, always over-painted woman of movie magazines and recent screen appearances. But she looked surprisingly fresh.
Taylor moves in cinema slo-mo. The paparazzi is instantly frantic – so much more than they’d been for Richard – but they keep a respectful distance. She turns her head and smiles at each pleading, "Please this way, just one more …" I was mute. Agog. An idiot. She looks right at me. She passes me. How slim her hips are! What a pert, winking ass! What a surprise! Into the car she climbs. From nowhere a man leaps toward the half-open widow of her shiny chariot. He is clutching photos. "Sign just one!" The big men drag him away. From the car comes a familiar, girlish shriek, the voice of a high-school junior. "No, no … I’ll do it. I’ll sign!" Out comes a rather square hand with a hugely square Krupp diamond on it. She scrawls an almost unreadable autograph. Up goes the window. Taylor is now safe within her cocoon and continues to smile and pose; a little of this, a little of that – now give ‘em the profile. Richard Burton does not look at his wife.























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They brought out the best and the worst in each other. But she was more beautiful than she ever had been before Burton or ever would be after Burton. And in a way he was more handsome than he ever had been before her or ever would be after her.
Life is drama. It certainly was with the Burtons. One headline summed it up best when they married the second time in Africa. "Sturm has remarried Drang and all is right with the world." For awhile anyway.
I’ll admit she was a good actress. However, she sucks as a human being!….I’ll give her credit for marrying All the men she slept with. At-least those we know about. I see her as nothing more than a selfish vicious home wrecker. Who went after what she wanted and she did not care if what she wanted was Your husband.
It’s no surprise she has Back problems!….After-all, when she was not working that’s probably where she spent most of her time!
I think Ms. Taylor is a remarkable woman. If they ever make a movie about her life I will definitely watch. (If they have already, I missed it) So what if she had a lot of men and husbands in her life. She’s a movie star.
If I had been in Mr. Wow’s shoes back then, I would have experienced the well known shock and awe too.
She was just plain Elizabeth. She became too plain for some. I think she was happy. Even fat. The problem was no one else was happy. She was "expected" to be "Elizabeth Taylor" and that is probably what doomed the marriage. It’s hard to be a political wife. Particularly if you’re a celebrity. Particularly in Washington. And even harder to make friends. But she tried. Most were afraid to approach her. The ones who did found just plain Elizabeth a just plain delight.
Interesting that you refer to it as a purging. It probably was. Perhaps one thing being purged was Burton. But still doomed, perhaps, to being Elizabeth Taylor. Those who knew just plain Elizabeth loved her. Still do. She’s the one who reaches out to people and raises the money and writes the checks and shares the smiles. And because of that, we forgive the transgressions. The beauty of Elizabeth Taylor pales, in the end, to the beauty of just plain Elizabeth.
She actually spent a lot of time, at least in the beginning, in Georgetown and really was just plain old Elizabeth without the camera-ready make-up and the camera-ready hair and the camera-ready Harry Winston jewels. She was just the political wife. And I do, again, believe she was happy. In the beginning anyway. As she got happier of course she got fatter. Happy fat as she herself called it. And that of course added to the problem of the conflict that arose between just plain Elizabeth and Elizabeth Taylor and which no doubt caused conflict within the marriage. He wanted a wife. Everyone else wanted a movie star.
As one woman at a cocktail party put it, which I think WWD printed, "All our lives we have wanted to look like her and now we do." It’s a tough town. As I recall Lynda Carter didn’t have an easy time in the beginning either. I’m not sure anyone does in the beginning. Some survive. Some don’t. It’s the one thing Elizabeth Taylor didn’t survive.
I love it! Could anyone else get away with a line like that?