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Entertainment | 06/30/2009 6:00 am

No Weeping From Mr. wOw on Michael Jackson

By Mr. wOw
Elvis Presley was an irresponsible drug addict. Marilyn Monroe was an irresponsible drug addict. Judy Garland … Billie Holiday … Janis Joplin … Jimi Hendrix … Jim Morrison … John Belushi. All died of their excesses and their excesses are always cited within the first paragraph of any article written about these brilliant train wrecks.

Mr. wOw mentions this because I see our favorite rabble rousers – the "Rev." Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson – are gearing up to condemn all mentions of Michael Jackson’s fabled bad habits as somehow being criticism exclusive only to Michael. Perhaps even racist in nature. Bull crap.

Jackson was a great big talent and a great big substance abuser and general all-around nutcase. Just like Elvis, Judy, Marilyn, etc.

Jackson’s genius and accomplishments will be remembered forever; and that genius will take precedence over anything else – just as his famous compatriots in unnecessary early death are remembered: talent first, foibles next.

But so too will live those pedophilia charges, his drug-taking, his surgeries, his deliberately bizarre antics. Not to mention Michael’s laughably giant ego (ineptly cloaked by phony humility) and his whispery poor pitiful-me pose. Mr. wOw always had just three words for Michael Jackson: Get. Over. It. Oh, and two more: Get. Therapy. I wonder if his "dear friend" Elizabeth Taylor ever suggested that.

This unique American tragedy made his own extravagant prison and wallowed in infantile excuses. He had absolutely no common sense. None. Michael deserves every single tribute paid to him as an artist. And deserves every slam as an artist who destroyed himself because he "wanted the childhood he never had." Who the hell has the childhood they "want"? Mr. wOw sure didn’t. Did you?

(How about a bit of sympathy for the boys in those child molestation cases?! Oh, they got money for their trauma? Michael was similarly compensated for his unhappy childhood, and you see what money did for him.)

As for Michael’s "shocked, shocked" family – every one of whom became rich and/or famous off his back – whenever one of them speaks, I want to roll my eyes. His father, Joe Jackson … I guess I’ll bow to some sensitivity and not attack a grieving father. Though I sure want to put quotes around grieving. As for the kids, I think they’d be best off with Janet, though I don’t figure her as a perfect model of stability, but likely the best of them.

I know this is very harsh – but don’t let Mr. wOw’s cynicism stop you. Go ahead and weep over Michael. So few did while he lived.

Now … can the front pages get back to health care, North Korea, Iraq and Iran?

144 Reader Comments (so far…) Sign In or Register to comment

Lila Kuh

Yeah, like I said above, made-up rules like this are racist and make me angry.  It should not matter what anyone looks like anyway.  I wish people could just be people.

The only reason this came up is in discussing  legal implications if MJ’s kids are not his biologically.  As an adoptee myself, I don’t think it matters… in every practical way, he IS their father.

By Lila Kuh on 07/02/2009 6:32 am
Judy Hill
the mother of the two older children, Debbie Rowe, confirmed today that Michael was *not* their biological father, but that she was artificially inseminated with sperm from Michael’s dermatologist.
By Judy Hill on 06/30/2009 11:12 pm
Washington  Cube
He left a real pile of mess, Lila on so many levels.  Having been a person who has had to clean up others messes in the past, and currently doing it as I write, perhaps it hits me wrong, knowing what it can take out of the living to try and fix it. It can take years and leave you feeling like your own life is on hold while you are sledgehammered into oblivion with someone elses indulgences and selfishness. 
By Washington Cube on 06/30/2009 12:04 pm
Kelly In Texas
Washington…is that a Cosmopolitan? I’ll take two and use the first one to toast your post!
By Kelly In Texas on 06/30/2009 7:51 pm
Washington  Cube

It is a pink grapefruit martini that was created for me by a bartender at Billy Martin’s Tavern in Georgetown, Washington, D.C.  He wanted to name it after me, but I chose to name it The Pink DeVille  after Elvis’ penchant for pink Caddies.

 

The Pink DeVille Cocktail

1 and 1/2 ounces Stoli Raspberry Vodka
Splash of Cranberry Juice
1 ounce Pink Grapefruit Juice
Shake and pour into chilled martini glass with sugared rim

as my posts today…I decided to take the sequined gloves off.

 

By Washington Cube on 06/30/2009 9:24 pm
Libra Lady
WC…sounds delicious….I think it’s time for a night cap…..
By Libra Lady on 06/30/2009 9:27 pm
Andrea Brandon

LL,

Nightcap, you say? Hey, girl, one more day of any Michael Jackson news and I’m gonna’ start drinking first thing in the morning.

By Andrea Brandon on 06/30/2009 10:47 pm
Libra Lady
Andrea….after watching al sharpton do the bump and grind, I already have the vodka in my oj this morning!!! yuck!!!!!!  Not what I wanted to see over breakfast, lunch or dinner!!!!
By Libra Lady on 07/01/2009 7:08 am
Andrea Brandon

He did the bump and grind, Libra?

Too much information. Hand over one of those drinks.

By Andrea Brandon on 07/01/2009 5:06 pm
Libra Lady
Pink and Sassy sound exactly what I need right now after the sanford thread…..please set them up, because I can use several of them.
By Libra Lady on 07/01/2009 7:10 pm
Kelly In Texas
I think that this may be my new drink of choice! If you don’t mind..I think that I will call it "Pink & Sassy"…in honor of you! ;]
By Kelly In Texas on 07/01/2009 9:38 am
Washington  Cube
I’m happy to share, Kelly.  Or call it The Pink Texan and curl some cowboy’s toes in horror. ;)
By Washington Cube on 07/01/2009 10:33 am
Kelly In Texas

Hey Washington…guess you didn’t know that pink doesn’t worry real cowboys…nope, as a matter of fact, many favor pink starched shirts….

But I will attempt to curl their toes in other ways … ;]

By Kelly In Texas on 07/01/2009 10:57 am
Washington  Cube

…and I bet they look darn cute in pink.  I was going to say "parts of cows are pink."  Have you ever been licked by a cow, Kelly? :::shudder::   They want the salt.  What do they think I am?  A frigging Margarita?

I’m going to have to get some pink lemonade today and think about pink shirted cowboys. 

By Washington Cube on 07/01/2009 11:07 am
Kelly In Texas

Oh ya…been licked by horses, goats, cattle, dogs, cats, mules, donkeys, tigers and ferrets!

 But what really freaks me out about a cow…is that slimy wet nose…ewwwwwwe.

By Kelly In Texas on 07/01/2009 11:20 am