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Entertainment | 06/30/2009 6:00 am

No Weeping From Mr. wOw on Michael Jackson

By Mr. wOw
Elvis Presley was an irresponsible drug addict. Marilyn Monroe was an irresponsible drug addict. Judy Garland … Billie Holiday … Janis Joplin … Jimi Hendrix … Jim Morrison … John Belushi. All died of their excesses and their excesses are always cited within the first paragraph of any article written about these brilliant train wrecks.

Mr. wOw mentions this because I see our favorite rabble rousers – the "Rev." Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson – are gearing up to condemn all mentions of Michael Jackson’s fabled bad habits as somehow being criticism exclusive only to Michael. Perhaps even racist in nature. Bull crap.

Jackson was a great big talent and a great big substance abuser and general all-around nutcase. Just like Elvis, Judy, Marilyn, etc.

Jackson’s genius and accomplishments will be remembered forever; and that genius will take precedence over anything else – just as his famous compatriots in unnecessary early death are remembered: talent first, foibles next.

But so too will live those pedophilia charges, his drug-taking, his surgeries, his deliberately bizarre antics. Not to mention Michael’s laughably giant ego (ineptly cloaked by phony humility) and his whispery poor pitiful-me pose. Mr. wOw always had just three words for Michael Jackson: Get. Over. It. Oh, and two more: Get. Therapy. I wonder if his "dear friend" Elizabeth Taylor ever suggested that.

This unique American tragedy made his own extravagant prison and wallowed in infantile excuses. He had absolutely no common sense. None. Michael deserves every single tribute paid to him as an artist. And deserves every slam as an artist who destroyed himself because he "wanted the childhood he never had." Who the hell has the childhood they "want"? Mr. wOw sure didn’t. Did you?

(How about a bit of sympathy for the boys in those child molestation cases?! Oh, they got money for their trauma? Michael was similarly compensated for his unhappy childhood, and you see what money did for him.)

As for Michael’s "shocked, shocked" family – every one of whom became rich and/or famous off his back – whenever one of them speaks, I want to roll my eyes. His father, Joe Jackson … I guess I’ll bow to some sensitivity and not attack a grieving father. Though I sure want to put quotes around grieving. As for the kids, I think they’d be best off with Janet, though I don’t figure her as a perfect model of stability, but likely the best of them.

I know this is very harsh – but don’t let Mr. wOw’s cynicism stop you. Go ahead and weep over Michael. So few did while he lived.

Now … can the front pages get back to health care, North Korea, Iraq and Iran?

144 Reader Comments (so far…) Sign In or Register to comment

Washington  Cube

Patty:

If this Jackson freak show doesn’t let up and they plant him legally (i.e. NOT Neverland where it is AGAINST THE STATE LAW TO BURY ON PRIVATE PROPERTY) I think the villagers are going to start coming out with pitchforks and burning torches. This country has lost it’s frigging mind.

In other news, Mr. Karl Malden died today at age 97.  Buddy Boy!  What a great actor.  A long life. Productive work. No scandal.

By Washington Cube on 07/01/2009 7:39 pm
Patricia Sprofera
Washington Cube - "A long life.  Productive work.  No scandal."  And, Mr. Malden was married for seventy years.  
By Patricia Sprofera on 07/01/2009 7:52 pm
Washington  Cube
Patricia:  I’ve been watching a DVD set of "Streets of San Francisco" the past few weeks, oddly enough.  But Mr. Malden has an amazing body of work in film and television.  I’d be hard pressed to pick a favorite.  On the Waterfront was on television about a week ago…another classic.
By Washington Cube on 07/01/2009 8:02 pm
Patricia Sprofera
Washington Cube - Yes, Mr. Malden’s body of work is impressive indeed, and also includes: "Streetcar Named Desire," "Patton," "One Eyed Jacks," "Pollyana," "How The West Was Won," and "Baby Doll."  
By Patricia Sprofera on 07/01/2009 8:24 pm
Washington  Cube
Patricia:  Call me Cubie, by the way.  Some day I’ll have to explain that name.  It’s used on my Washington writing blog.  I am also Cape Cod Cube and Boston Cube.  I love Archie Lee in Baby Doll.   "But Archie Lee.  You promised my poppa I’d have five rooms of fuhrnitcha."
By Washington Cube on 07/01/2009 8:58 pm
Patricia Sprofera
Cubie it is.  Enjoy the July 4th holiday.  Patty
By Patricia Sprofera on 07/02/2009 9:18 am
Debbie Learman
*chuckling here…loved your rant! I agree wholeheartly!
By Debbie Learman on 07/03/2009 11:36 pm
Debbie Learman
*chuckling here…loved your rant! I agree wholeheartly!
By Debbie Learman on 07/03/2009 11:36 pm
Washington  Cube
Debbie:  I think Mr. wOw, speaking so honestly, freed a lot of tongues and humor on this one, from us all.
By Washington Cube on 07/04/2009 5:10 am
Debbie Learman

*chuckling here*  OoOoO I agree most heartily!  Everyone spoke my thoughts also!

refreshingly so!     *most enjoyed subject/postings ever!

thanks to everyone! ;o)

By Debbie Learman on 07/04/2009 11:02 am
Debbie Learman

Cubie…just a quick note re: your avatar…when I go to this wonderful local Mexican restaurant, they make a drink, named "Sweet Touch" (a Martini)….I love it…glass rimmed in lime-sugar, filled w/Votka, TripleSec, Grapefruit juice, glug of cranberry juice ….the staff started calling me "Sweet Touch"…it looks exactly like your avatar.  ;o)  yummmm!

By Debbie Learman on 07/04/2009 11:16 am
Washington  Cube
Sweet Touch is a nice cocktail name…and nickname.  The night that drink was made was…I think on my birthday in an old tavern in my city.  A lot of funny, odd things happened that night, plus I had just come from a wonderful Edward Hopper exhibit at the National Gallery of Art (Steve Martin donated one of his Hopper’s for the show…maybe two.) I saw Tom Hanks in Charlie Wilson’s War, and I walked around the city streets people watching.  It’s rare I have such seamless days.
By Washington Cube on 07/04/2009 5:05 pm
Dianne Lopp
You said it, Mr. Wow.
By Dianne Lopp on 06/30/2009 9:00 am
Barbara B
Mr Wow hit it right on.  They are not gods just very talented and tormented human beings and children should know that drugs kill no matter how famous or talented.  As for Al Sharpton the man is a joke who has risen in the ranks on his hate for whites.  He wants the blacks  to believe he cares but without conflict he has no job.  I saw him at the Breakers in his 1,000 suits during a convention and to listen to his ignorant speech was embarrassing.  I live not far from the Tawana Brawley area and what he did there was horrible.  Thank god Oboma so far is staying clear of that man.
By Barbara B on 06/30/2009 9:17 am
Barbara B
That was 1,000 dollar suits BTW
By Barbara B on 06/30/2009 9:18 am