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Entertainment | 06/30/2009 6:00 am

No Weeping From Mr. wOw on Michael Jackson

By Mr. wOw
Elvis Presley was an irresponsible drug addict. Marilyn Monroe was an irresponsible drug addict. Judy Garland … Billie Holiday … Janis Joplin … Jimi Hendrix … Jim Morrison … John Belushi. All died of their excesses and their excesses are always cited within the first paragraph of any article written about these brilliant train wrecks.

Mr. wOw mentions this because I see our favorite rabble rousers – the "Rev." Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson – are gearing up to condemn all mentions of Michael Jackson’s fabled bad habits as somehow being criticism exclusive only to Michael. Perhaps even racist in nature. Bull crap.

Jackson was a great big talent and a great big substance abuser and general all-around nutcase. Just like Elvis, Judy, Marilyn, etc.

Jackson’s genius and accomplishments will be remembered forever; and that genius will take precedence over anything else – just as his famous compatriots in unnecessary early death are remembered: talent first, foibles next.

But so too will live those pedophilia charges, his drug-taking, his surgeries, his deliberately bizarre antics. Not to mention Michael’s laughably giant ego (ineptly cloaked by phony humility) and his whispery poor pitiful-me pose. Mr. wOw always had just three words for Michael Jackson: Get. Over. It. Oh, and two more: Get. Therapy. I wonder if his "dear friend" Elizabeth Taylor ever suggested that.

This unique American tragedy made his own extravagant prison and wallowed in infantile excuses. He had absolutely no common sense. None. Michael deserves every single tribute paid to him as an artist. And deserves every slam as an artist who destroyed himself because he "wanted the childhood he never had." Who the hell has the childhood they "want"? Mr. wOw sure didn’t. Did you?

(How about a bit of sympathy for the boys in those child molestation cases?! Oh, they got money for their trauma? Michael was similarly compensated for his unhappy childhood, and you see what money did for him.)

As for Michael’s "shocked, shocked" family – every one of whom became rich and/or famous off his back – whenever one of them speaks, I want to roll my eyes. His father, Joe Jackson … I guess I’ll bow to some sensitivity and not attack a grieving father. Though I sure want to put quotes around grieving. As for the kids, I think they’d be best off with Janet, though I don’t figure her as a perfect model of stability, but likely the best of them.

I know this is very harsh – but don’t let Mr. wOw’s cynicism stop you. Go ahead and weep over Michael. So few did while he lived.

Now … can the front pages get back to health care, North Korea, Iraq and Iran?

144 Reader Comments (so far…) Sign In or Register to comment

Christi S.

As usual you are an idiot Mr. Wow take off the thong and gets some boxers!

By Christi S. on 06/30/2009 11:25 am
Mr. Wow
Dear Christi…thank you for your reasoned response and correct gauge of my intellect.  I wear neither.
By Mr. Wow on 06/30/2009 12:00 pm
Lady Gator

Mr. Wow — Thank you for telling it like it is.  I feel so much better now.  I expressed the same sentiments to someone the other day and was chastised .   I will sleep much better tonight knowing that someone actually feels as I do.  I think Michael Jackson was a pathetic little creature who needed therapy more than money! 

I love your answer to Christi!  Briefs?

By Lady Gator on 06/30/2009 3:22 pm
Mr. Wow
Correction to my reply, Lady G.  Daddy Jackson lives in Vegas.  So he’s not really near the kids.  But I’m stiff iffy on Grandma.
By Mr. Wow on 06/30/2009 3:57 pm
Mr. Wow

Lady Gator….my first reply to you appears to have vanished in the maw of the internets!  Basically, I got a lot of heat from friends on this post myself.  I am cruel and heartless!!  Eh.

Boxer briefs. Commando is for the very young.  And Bruce Willis.

By Mr. Wow on 06/30/2009 4:12 pm
Andrea Brandon

Lady Gator:

I believe Mr. Wow is going commando.

By Andrea Brandon on 07/01/2009 1:34 am
Kelly In Texas
Hmmmm….whitie-tighties? Say it isn’t so…..
By Kelly In Texas on 06/30/2009 8:03 pm
Libra Lady
Kelly…hold your horses there girl!!!  :-)
By Libra Lady on 06/30/2009 9:29 pm
Washington  Cube
Coolness.  Mr. wOw goes COMMANDO!!!
By Washington Cube on 06/30/2009 12:05 pm
Maggie W

Andy, ( I still say you are Andy Rooney), this story will not go away.  We’ll hear about the kids’ permanent placement,  and everyone who ever came near him will have a story to tell for some time.  The nanny he kept hiring and firing and hiring again is already singing like a canary. 

Sure, Michael was a fruit loop, but he also had some brilliant moments.  After picking Paul McCartney’s brain one night, Jackson bought the entire Beatles’ songbook.  Freaking incredible. 

By Maggie W on 06/30/2009 1:53 pm
deber B

I just heard that Michael Jackson is not the biological father of the children and he never officially adopted them.   Why am I not surprised?

I agree that Michael Jackson screwed up his life and now Al Sharpton and his followers want to make a role model out of him and sing the praises that he was the one who opened the door for black entertainers….which is just not true.  

Michael Jackson made bad choices and those bad choices chewed up his life.  

Mr. Wow is "commando?"

By deber B on 06/30/2009 3:35 pm
Deena B.
I just heard that Michael Jackson is not the biological father of the children and he never officially adopted them.   Why am I not surprised?

I just read that as well.  Plus, Debbie Rowe and the other surrogate may not even be the biological mothers.  Which might explain why Rowe never sought visitation rights.  This is going to get so complicated.  Those poor children….

By Deena B. on 06/30/2009 4:24 pm
deber B
Indeed, Deena.   Michael Jackson doesn’t behave like a rational thinking father.   Wonder what else we don’t know about the children?   Also, they do have a will signed in 2002, an attorney stated, and it specifically excludes the father, who, by the way stepped up quickly to handle the finances.   Seems Michael left everything (which should be around $200 million) to his mother and the three children.    I hope those three children find a safe, nurturing environment soon.
By deber B on 06/30/2009 5:14 pm
Sue G

Thanks Mr WoW for telling it like many of us are discussing it. I totally agree with you on this one!

Now I’m starting to read about the plans for a public viewing/event at Neverland this Saturday. Now who do they think is going to pay for the huge mess that this is going to create? California is broke, and the CHP that will be expected to maintain control will be paid with IOU’s. Hmmm, I can think of better things to do and hope that someone steps in and insists that someone else pays for all of this. I heard last night that his music sales since his death have basically erased his HUGE debt. As a taxpayer of California I don’t want my money going for any of this!!

By Sue G on 06/30/2009 4:04 pm
Libra Lady
Sue…that’s a very good question…CA is broke…so how are they going to pay for all the security that will be needed to run the circus?  Maybe some of that stimulus money might kick in…I mean it will create jobs for a day for the security!!!
By Libra Lady on 06/30/2009 9:51 pm