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Entertainment | 06/30/2009 6:00 am

No Weeping From Mr. wOw on Michael Jackson

By Mr. wOw
Elvis Presley was an irresponsible drug addict. Marilyn Monroe was an irresponsible drug addict. Judy Garland … Billie Holiday … Janis Joplin … Jimi Hendrix … Jim Morrison … John Belushi. All died of their excesses and their excesses are always cited within the first paragraph of any article written about these brilliant train wrecks.

Mr. wOw mentions this because I see our favorite rabble rousers – the "Rev." Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson – are gearing up to condemn all mentions of Michael Jackson’s fabled bad habits as somehow being criticism exclusive only to Michael. Perhaps even racist in nature. Bull crap.

Jackson was a great big talent and a great big substance abuser and general all-around nutcase. Just like Elvis, Judy, Marilyn, etc.

Jackson’s genius and accomplishments will be remembered forever; and that genius will take precedence over anything else – just as his famous compatriots in unnecessary early death are remembered: talent first, foibles next.

But so too will live those pedophilia charges, his drug-taking, his surgeries, his deliberately bizarre antics. Not to mention Michael’s laughably giant ego (ineptly cloaked by phony humility) and his whispery poor pitiful-me pose. Mr. wOw always had just three words for Michael Jackson: Get. Over. It. Oh, and two more: Get. Therapy. I wonder if his "dear friend" Elizabeth Taylor ever suggested that.

This unique American tragedy made his own extravagant prison and wallowed in infantile excuses. He had absolutely no common sense. None. Michael deserves every single tribute paid to him as an artist. And deserves every slam as an artist who destroyed himself because he "wanted the childhood he never had." Who the hell has the childhood they "want"? Mr. wOw sure didn’t. Did you?

(How about a bit of sympathy for the boys in those child molestation cases?! Oh, they got money for their trauma? Michael was similarly compensated for his unhappy childhood, and you see what money did for him.)

As for Michael’s "shocked, shocked" family – every one of whom became rich and/or famous off his back – whenever one of them speaks, I want to roll my eyes. His father, Joe Jackson … I guess I’ll bow to some sensitivity and not attack a grieving father. Though I sure want to put quotes around grieving. As for the kids, I think they’d be best off with Janet, though I don’t figure her as a perfect model of stability, but likely the best of them.

I know this is very harsh – but don’t let Mr. wOw’s cynicism stop you. Go ahead and weep over Michael. So few did while he lived.

Now … can the front pages get back to health care, North Korea, Iraq and Iran?

144 Reader Comments (so far…) Sign In or Register to comment

Deena B.
One news source referred to the plans as a "head of state type memorial".  Head of state??  Good grief!
By Deena B. on 06/30/2009 10:32 pm
Andrea Brandon

Sue G,

I’d be royally ticked off if I lived in Santa Barbara and I had an emergency…….no one to help.

My pathetic guess is that Daddy Joe is setting up concessions on the premises to sell promo items. He’ll take his cut from that. Again, just my wild a$$ed guess. But somewhere, somehow, Daddy Joe’s got his fingers in the money pot.

By Andrea Brandon on 07/01/2009 1:39 am
Lila Kuh
And the roads around Neverland aren’t exactly highways, either.
By Lila Kuh on 07/01/2009 8:37 pm
Green Tears
Mr. Wow = voice of reason. Thanks ever so much!
By Green Tears on 06/30/2009 4:06 pm
Lizzie R.
Mr. WOW…You tell it just like it is….BRAVO.  I saw a replay of an old interview and Michael said that just thinking of his father made him near vomit. So there is old Joe, dining out on the fact that he outlived his son, and giving such lip-service to it all. Can almost see the $$$ signs in his eyes, as he near salivates thinking about what’s in it for him. Of course, he & his beleagered wife need to raise those children.  Maybe he can make a new trio - "The Jackson Three" -and pimp them out to the public who would love them and make even more $$$ for him…a legacy of Jacksons created by him. Seeing him standing there with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton, with such a "take charge" attitude made me so angry. I actually think he didn’t see Michael as totally messed-up weird, and wonder how maladjusted those 3 children are living in that environment?
By Lizzie R. on 06/30/2009 7:35 pm
Libra Lady

Mr. Wow….all I can say is thank you.  The media has made a circus of this along with jackson and sharpton…..surprise surprise…they always show up where ever they can cry fowl or play the race card.  Now the big funeral is being planned….they probably won’t bury or have services for him for another week….and you can bet msm will have an all day event just like Princess DI.   Like he even comes close to her….but he could probably wear her fancy clothes and shoes.

I am sick of making this guy out to be such an idol to everyone…back before he turned white, yes….but he was washed up when he went weird on us and then the trial and pay offs.  He was in control of his body, so if he used drugs, then I have no pity for him.  I just pray his non-biological children are ok and don’t have problems from being raised by someone who should have never had been allowed to be a father to them.  Hanging that little baby over a balcony, naming them such strange names and covering their heads when in public was a little too much to take.  Any normal person that did that to their children, would have had CPS on them in a minute.  The first thing I hope the children do is change their names when they get older and are able to go to school and try to be a normal child again. 

Again…Mr. Wow…you nailed it!!!

By Libra Lady on 06/30/2009 9:24 pm
Andrea Brandon
HEAR, HEAR!
By Andrea Brandon on 06/30/2009 10:44 pm
Diamond In The Rough
kudos, Mr. WOW….MJ was a freak of nature. Any man that would have sleep overs with little boys and share  the same bed deserves no glorification. Someone on another thread thought the US government should consider cloning him…wth??? I feel sorry for the children he leaves behind and only hope the best for them. I’m so glad you brought this subject to light as you commented on what so many of us have been thinking. Thanks for speaking out.
By Diamond In The Rough on 06/30/2009 9:36 pm
Queenie .

Thanks Mr. Wow—-you are right about (I was going to highlight a sentence or two) but actually the entire article is right on.  He was a drug abuser, plain and simple.  Let’s hope the children will find solace and happiness.

At a wedding over the weekend, my nephew paid one of the waiters $10 to use his white glove.  He got out there on the dance floor for all the MJ songs—-waving the white glove, moonwalking—-what fun! 

 

 

By Queenie . on 06/30/2009 9:53 pm
Andrea Brandon

OK, I have to put my two cents in:

 

Mr. WoW - you’re sensational. You seem to see pretty much what I do.

 

Except:

 

1 - There is no such thing a responsible drug addict, so let’s just call it what it is: he was a drug addict.

 

2 - I’ve got a good 10 years on Jackson and never saw his music as a work of a genius.

 

3 - He did NOT have a “laughably giant ego.” He was in fact very insecure - which is the result of any kid who was abused. If you saw a giant ego it was a facade.

 

4 - The “whispery poor pitiful-me pose” was more the real Jackson, I think, than the “giant ego.”

 

5 - His father Joe Jackson gets not one shred of sensitivity from me, nor does the mother. He abused the kids and mama didn’t do a thing to protect them.  The man is a leech. The wife [or ex-wife] is an enabler.

 

That said, PUH-LEEZE can we get back to health care, North Korea, and Iran?

 P U H - L E E Z E
By Andrea Brandon on 06/30/2009 10:43 pm
Libra Lady
Andrea….I always love your two cents…but girl, you got to start charging more!!!  Great comments!!  :-)
By Libra Lady on 07/01/2009 7:10 am
Patricia Sprofera
Andrea - Your two cents are worth a million!  Thank you.  Patty
By Patricia Sprofera on 07/01/2009 5:47 pm
Andrea Brandon

Patricia,

Thanks. I guess I’ll up it to a nickel.

By Andrea Brandon on 07/01/2009 6:03 pm
Lisa Hamner

Dear Mr. Wow,  Perfect post.  Right to the point.  As others have noted, many people have survived horrific childhoods and went on to flourish in adulthood and achieve healthy intimacy with other adults.  There is no denying his talent, but the truth remains that he was a tragic figure who possessed self-determination and chose not to help himself.  As to those who say that Michael Jackson never adopted his children, thus causing problems in the custody determination, his name is on the birth certificate, and that is all that matters.  Debbie Rowe physically gave birth to the children and thus is the other legal parent (of the first two) regardless of whose eggs were used.  Women who use donor eggs do not adopt the children they gestate and give birth to. Still, quite a mess.

Boxer briefs?  My favorite!

By Lisa Hamner on 06/30/2009 10:48 pm
kermie b
Mr. Wow, you speak about yourself in the third person, isn’t that a sign of the giant ego you are blasting? The man is dead. All of those people you labeled irresponsible drug addicts were famous, and infamous, for many different reasons—how can you just lump them together? MJ was not a saint by any means. He was a rather messed-up adult. You enjoy pushing people’s buttons and standing back for the reaction. Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame. It would have been put to better use eviscerating Madoff and his compatriots.
By kermie b on 07/01/2009 2:16 am