Entertainment | 07/03/2009 11:00 pm
The Scary Spin on Mr. wOw – It's Shiny, It's Scratchy, It's Vinyl, Baby!

You can talk "digital re-mastering" on records until the cows come home – if bovines in the living room suit you – but nothing compares to the warmth, immediacy and crispness of vinyl.
Mr. wOw was reminded of this recently when he pulled out an old Billie Holiday album. He was just in the mood. Well, the mood stuck and now from every corner of my overloaded Colliers Brothers abode, I have retrieved most of my vinyl albums. Well, about one hundred of them were discarded many years back, when we all had to give in to CDs, but many stayed on. Mr. wOw is a big sentimentalist about certain things.
So now his turntable is turning again, and I even bought a new needle and all the accoutrement of playing records – those special dusters for the vinyl. Mr. wOw is in heaven, feeling as warm and crisp and immediate as the sounds he loves.
So, he just wanted to share some of the albums spinning at home right now, and ask if anybody out there has been similarly inclined to hold onto this "outmoded" form of musical entertainment. (Or is he tragically alone and antique?) Here’s a sampling: the original cast albums of "Hair"; "My Fair Lady"; "Kiss Me, Kate"; the movie soundtracks of "Gigi," "The Boyfriend," "The V.I.P.," "The Misfits," "Hairspray," "Goldfinger"; "Warner Bros: Fifty Years of Film Music"; "Love Me or Leave Me"; Peggy Lee’s "I’m a Woman"; "Lena Horne on the Blue Side"; Sarah Vaughan’s "Drinking Again"; "Marlene Dietrich Live at the Cafe de Paris"; "The Fabulous Josephine Baker"; "Aretha’s Gold"; "Piaf: I Regret Nothing"; "Donovan’s Greatest Hits"; "The Best of the Mamas and the Papas"; Madonna’s "True Blue"; Frank Sinatra’s "Only the Lonely"; "Etta James Rocks the House"; Elton John’s "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"; Dylan’s "Blonde on Blonde"; assorted Joan Baez and Springsteen; "Gogi Grant: Shout!"; The Beatles’ "White Album" and "Abbey Road"; The Stones’ "Aftermath," "Some Girls" and "Their Satanic Majesties Request"; Mae West’s "Way Out West"; "Judy at Carnegie Hall" (Oh, come on, you knew that one was coming!); and "Swinging Dors," an album of "rock" music performed by Britain’s late great sexpot/character actress, Miss Diana Dors.
Alas, this is only – please pardon the vinyl pun – scratching the surface of what Mr. wOw has held on to. Some call it eclectic. Others (most others) say, "You are really crazy!"
I am sure now you understand a bit more Mr. W’s disordered state of mind. Though I don’t expect you to go any easier on him!
Mr. wOw was reminded of this recently when he pulled out an old Billie Holiday album. He was just in the mood. Well, the mood stuck and now from every corner of my overloaded Colliers Brothers abode, I have retrieved most of my vinyl albums. Well, about one hundred of them were discarded many years back, when we all had to give in to CDs, but many stayed on. Mr. wOw is a big sentimentalist about certain things.
So now his turntable is turning again, and I even bought a new needle and all the accoutrement of playing records – those special dusters for the vinyl. Mr. wOw is in heaven, feeling as warm and crisp and immediate as the sounds he loves.
So, he just wanted to share some of the albums spinning at home right now, and ask if anybody out there has been similarly inclined to hold onto this "outmoded" form of musical entertainment. (Or is he tragically alone and antique?) Here’s a sampling: the original cast albums of "Hair"; "My Fair Lady"; "Kiss Me, Kate"; the movie soundtracks of "Gigi," "The Boyfriend," "The V.I.P.," "The Misfits," "Hairspray," "Goldfinger"; "Warner Bros: Fifty Years of Film Music"; "Love Me or Leave Me"; Peggy Lee’s "I’m a Woman"; "Lena Horne on the Blue Side"; Sarah Vaughan’s "Drinking Again"; "Marlene Dietrich Live at the Cafe de Paris"; "The Fabulous Josephine Baker"; "Aretha’s Gold"; "Piaf: I Regret Nothing"; "Donovan’s Greatest Hits"; "The Best of the Mamas and the Papas"; Madonna’s "True Blue"; Frank Sinatra’s "Only the Lonely"; "Etta James Rocks the House"; Elton John’s "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"; Dylan’s "Blonde on Blonde"; assorted Joan Baez and Springsteen; "Gogi Grant: Shout!"; The Beatles’ "White Album" and "Abbey Road"; The Stones’ "Aftermath," "Some Girls" and "Their Satanic Majesties Request"; Mae West’s "Way Out West"; "Judy at Carnegie Hall" (Oh, come on, you knew that one was coming!); and "Swinging Dors," an album of "rock" music performed by Britain’s late great sexpot/character actress, Miss Diana Dors.
Alas, this is only – please pardon the vinyl pun – scratching the surface of what Mr. wOw has held on to. Some call it eclectic. Others (most others) say, "You are really crazy!"
I am sure now you understand a bit more Mr. W’s disordered state of mind. Though I don’t expect you to go any easier on him!
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Oh no, Mr. W., you are not alone! Your vinyl library sounds a lot like mine. Thank goodness I never gave any of them away; I even moved the entire collection cross-country twice (paying the mover by the pound)! The only thing I "gave up" (if one chooses to see it that way) was the system of audio components. As I grew older, I found all that to be a bit fussy. After all, I just want to put the needle on a record and hear my music without adjusting seventy-eleven various appliances. Now I have a nice new phonograph that still connects to my good speakers. It’s an all-in-one unit that reminds me of my grandfather’s "stereo console"…but smaller. Nothing beats the sound of vinyl, and nothing ever will. Anyone who thinks digital recording is so great needs to hear a side-by-side analog/digital comparison of a violin or a classically trained human voice! Digital loses, hands down.
Now, in honor of the Fourth of July (as I do every year), I will play my brown beeswax cylinder record of John Philip Sousa’s Band playing "Washington Post March for the Columbia Phonograph Company of New York and Paris". It was recorded at the Columbian Exposition in Chicago during the summer of 1893. The sounds that will come out of the Graphophone horn today will make the same vibrations that were in the air 116 years ago! Thank you Mr. Edison, wherever you are. Long live our beloved little squiggly grooves…be they etched in wax or pressed on vinyl!
I think, Mr. Wow…that it is as much the ritual, as it is the sound that creates the comforting mood. We have become a society of immediacy, we stand in front of a microwave and yell "hurry"!
The ritual provides the time to savor and appreciate just what it is, that we are experiencing. Too often these days, that moment to acknowledge the the essence of the experience is gone in a fleeting nano second.
So, here’s to those pauses in time that give us the chance to savor the now…before its swept along and gone, again.
Your article made me sooooo mad at myself…for discarding my treasured albums, long ago. Damn, damn…damn….
You forgot one thing, Libra Lady: your mother screaming from the kitchen, "Turn it DOWN!"
I, too, still have a pile of 33’s that I drove clear across the country with. No way was I going to leave them behind. Problem is that I no longer have a turntable. Too cheap to buy one, though I really should because I was to digitize the records. But then I’m told the technology isn’t so hot…..that it will pick up all the scratches…..
Libra Lady,
Headphones? They had headphones back then? How did I miss that? The first set of headphones I can recall - hmmmm - back in the mid 70’s? Anyway, I loved my rock’n’roll LOUD.
Some genius came out with transistor radios in the late 50’s [is that right?]. Everyone had one - the were about 9"x4"x2" and ate batteries. We’d hold them on our shoulders. Then they came out with the smaller ones….but still no earphones. I remember how we all listened to one NYC radio station for the top ten countdown each Saturday night. Such fun.
When we went out on a group date we usually went for pizza at a place that had a jukebox. Music was very much a part of our growing up.
I just might take you up on borrowing the turntable……but I’m pretty sure the records are scratched beyond hope. [Big sigh.] I have a cousin who is a DJ and I think I’m going to make a list of all the songs I liked on those albums and see if she won’t download them [if they’re available] into an iPod.
Everyone keeps talking about "reels" - do you mean cassettes? Or is this something I never saw before?
Andrea….so true…that’s why my stereo had no plug in for headphones….lol. Reel to reel was a 70’s popular item. You could record all your albums on a reel and it was great for parties, because you never had to change the records…I have tons of music on 90 minute tapes, but the Reel to Reel needs some cleaning and maintenance, and I have no idea if anyone even works on them anymore or if you can even get parts. I would love to get it fixed though, just to listen to some great songs again. I use to listen to music all the time, because I really do love it….but Talk Radio seems to have taken over my interest right now….that is kind of sad!!!
Oh, and I do remember the transistor radios…my sister had one of those…I was so envious!!! There was so much static to them and you had to face them just right to hear them. And juke boxes….oh my…a nickel a song, or 6 songs for a quarter!!! Where I worked when I was a teen, we had one in the cafe, and the juke box owners would give us many quarters with a red line on them so we could play free music whenever we wanted, then when he would make his monthly stop, we’d get the quarters with the red all back!!! Sweet little old man! For a car radio, we had to wait till dark to pick up KOMA which was the only top twenty station that would come in….what was funny, when we use to drive around town, everyone’s head was bopping to the same song when you’d meet them in your car. I wouldn’t trade those days for anything!!! Thanks for another trip down memory lane!!!
Libra Lady,
The static - oh the static. I’d totally forgotten about that. It’s true, you had to turn slowly to get the right reception. There were only two volume levels as far as we were concerned: Highest and OFF. No AM/FM. And no adapter for electric power.
Ah, yes, those Friday night cruises with car windows open and everyone tuned to the same station. We knew ALL the words and EVERYONE sang along. We even did 4-part harmony. Even the silly songs like "Christmas Don’t Be Late." ["Simon, Theodore, Alvin…….Alvin? ALVIN!"]
None of us dared to take a transistor radio to school. They were too priceless. The very thought of being caught with one and having it taken away by the teacher…….perish the thought!