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Whoopi Goldberg | 05/28/2009 11:00 pm

Whoopi Goldberg on Stress ... and Her Backside

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In response to: We learned that night-guard sales are on the rise, as teeth grinding is becoming more common. Where do you carry your stress?
Whoopi Goldberg
In my butt. It refuses to do what it’s supposed to, so you get a buildup.
Read more about: Health, Neck, Nightguard, pain, Stress, Teeth, tension

21 Reader Comments (so far…) Sign In or Register to comment

Judy K.
Whoopi says she doesn’t eat veggies so her build up may need some fiber.  We have to keep things moving if it be our anxiety or stress or internal holdups.
By Judy K. on 05/29/2009 12:29 am
Lovely Soul

If Whoopi’s having that problem, I would suggest "COLONICS" it will really clean up those guts and have powerful evacuation. You wll feel like a million bucks afterwards. I suggest Childress Hygiene Colonics in the City of Santa Monica, CALIF. Very clean, Very private, all women staff and highly professional. $80.00 for first visit.

One or two visits will do good and bring you to "regularity."

By Lovely Soul on 05/29/2009 1:41 am
kathryn brown

 

Whoopi can buy a Fleets enema for $1.99.  What she needs is BULK.  Certainly she can find a health bar that tastes good and has fiber in it…does she like Raisin Bran???  That’s got fiber!!  Dried plums are delicious as are raisins.  She doesn’t have to eat broccoli to get fiber.  It’s in beans.  I’m sure she likes baked beans….packed with fiber!!

By kathryn brown on 05/29/2009 1:59 am
albert miller
Eat a cup and 1/4 of beans {no sugar} each day, and you will have no "but" problems, until you stop doing it. It will be one of your daily small pleasures of life.
By albert miller on 05/29/2009 2:19 am
Lovely Soul

Hi, kathryn Brown and Mr. Miller,

My concern is that if someone uses those $1.99 enemas, you are actually killing and draining out the friendly flora from your instestines and the electrolytes are not being replaced, so the effectiveness is just temporary, wheres, if you go to the professional colonics Technicians, not only you get thorough "cleaning" but they will also give you drinks and tablets to replaced lost electrolytes and increased friendly flora in your intestines. I had one treatment due to flatulence, now It is gone forever and I am regular as can be. Oh! What a feeling!!!!!! Heavenly…

By Lovely Soul on 05/29/2009 2:54 am
Patty Harrer
Apparently you’ve missed the joke!
By Patty Harrer on 05/29/2009 4:44 am
Eldebbo C
I was just thinking the same thing, they missed the joke. I think all women have the same problem as they age. It happened to me after 40. Now I have to watch everything I eat.
By Eldebbo C on 05/29/2009 8:38 am
Luanne Tobias
ROFLMBO ( and for Whoopi who is not internet savvy, this means "rolling on the floor laughing my butt off" ). We have the same problem Whoopi.  I suggest you go out and spend time with your horses!  When I’m stressed I pick up the brush and go out and brush one of the horses here and it always calms me right down!  :)
By Luanne Tobias on 05/29/2009 6:50 am
Linda Myers
Largely an disease or ailment, can be traced back to a point of trauma either in this life or another that manifests kind of like a boil in our physcial body, finding that point and connecting the knowledge like a missing link brings healing into the moments of this life.
By Linda Myers on 05/29/2009 8:10 am
Tana Goodwin
I am very irregular and I found that drinking a cup of beef bullion soup gets me moving
By Tana Goodwin on 05/29/2009 10:45 am
Cooki Inglove

Whoopi: it’s easy, 1 Metamucil/with Calcium booster casule at night..more it needed, 1 glass of water..Just be dileigent with it and you’ll skate out of here with good bowels.

You can do it!

 

By Cooki Inglove on 05/29/2009 10:50 am
Deena B.
I’m getting the joke.  Sort of.  I think.
By Deena B. on 05/29/2009 11:19 am
Elizabeth Roy
I use an 8oz. glass of water with lemon in it every morning.  My grandmother and Mom used it and it works for me.  Good luck
By Elizabeth Roy on 05/29/2009 11:50 am
mitzi morris
Enemas are not to be used except in rare instances.  Whoopie should get some breakfast fiber like oatmeal [steel cut] with a few prunes. That adds lotsa fiber, and additional prunes during the day does the rest. But fiber is the answer.
By mitzi morris on 05/29/2009 6:01 pm
Lynn Marie

I have no idea at this point if this is a joke or not—BUT—if it isn’t-As a nurse I an tell you go down to walgreens etc and get a bottle of Citrate of Mag-drink it and watch out! This is what they use as a prep for a Colonoscopy to clean you out-never fails……LynnMarie

By Lynn Marie on 05/29/2009 6:11 pm
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