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Jane Wagner | 12/31/2008 7:00 am

Jane Wagner: In the Future ...

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Kryssi K
I will PAY YOU to make professional prints of this. PLEASE! Yes, Jane, you’ve done it again - I laughed (Sardine cans: seriously, what the hell?! And feel free add battery packages to that list)…I cried (“bipolar bears”)…I did that maniacal laughter-followed-by-silent-melancholic-tears thing (Endorphins becoming endangered? Yes, I can personally vouch for that)…I thunk (Who ARE those self-help authors to give such condescending advice when half of them probably don’t live by their own words?)…and, most of all, I passionately agreed (3 types of fascist government indeed). Actually if I think hard enough about the fascism, I will start crying. And sucking on my asthma inhaler and/or anxiety pills. …POSTERS. NOW. …please? P.S.- Mind-speaking truth-seekers UNITE!
By Kryssi K on 12/31/2008 8:06 am
Serena .
Think happy thoughts Miss Kryssi, lest you cause yourself to go into a tirade as I did yesterday (sorry folks—I was just trying to be more like Aunt Lily was while she was filming Huckabees). :) Happy New Year!
By Serena . on 12/31/2008 9:49 am
Ro H
Serena, I am happy you are back to share your quips and quotes, and quizzical bits of humor. Jane, OMG! Breathtaking! I love-hate some of this but mostly LOVE IT! I am so happy you have once again shared your divine wisdom and undistilled truths! Thank you, thank you, thank you. Now, can you muster up a little bit more hope also? P.S. It also has occurred to me that the U.S.A. has become more fascist in this past decade. It never really occurred to me to think about it much before now. Dang, I so much hate reality sometimes! I love you and Lily, and wish you the best of everything that doesn’t come in a can, or a bottle, or a bag, P.S.S. If you might think of giving out special rewards, please consider giving us all a really GREAT New Year! With lots of special, wonderful surprises. Namaste!
By Ro H on 12/31/2008 3:48 pm
Mugsy Peabody
Kryssi. 1. Right click on the image. 2. Select save image or save as, or whatever. Save the dern image. 3. Open it. 4. Print on print preview and adjust. 5. Print on card stock or photo paper (It comes out beautifully.) 6. Don’t sell ‘em on the street corner. (That wouldn’t be nice.) It’s on my refrigerator now.
By Mugsy Peabody on 12/31/2008 4:35 pm
Kryssi K
Good idea - I wonder if it’s large enough to print on legal-sized paper? If so, I could print it on one of those high-tech laser printers. Then I could get it laminated. Then it would sorta be like my very own poster.
By Kryssi K on 12/31/2008 4:52 pm
Mugsy Peabody
I printed it 8.5x11 and it could really go quite a bit larger. I’d give it a shot, Kryssi.
By Mugsy Peabody on 12/31/2008 5:23 pm
Mugsy Peabody
Oh, now, dammit, Jane, I can’t find a copyright notice on this thing anywhere. Okay, guys, honor system. Don’t be selling it on the street corner, okay?
By Mugsy Peabody on 12/31/2008 5:09 pm
Kryssi K
I would never sell it! (I think I’m one of the last members of my generation who still BUYS all her music…in tangible DISC form, too.) I just want something Wagner to add to my obsessively collaged bedroom walls. lol This is by far the most fitting! It’s bigger in size than her other works on here, and it says SO MUCH…so it’s perfect.
By Kryssi K on 12/31/2008 5:44 pm
Susan B
Yes!!
By Susan B on 01/01/2009 3:09 pm
Melanie B
Jane, Thank you so much for sharing your art and wisdom. I am reassured by the thought of getting multiple chances because we are sure going to need them.
By Melanie B on 12/31/2008 8:41 am
Lee Q. Miller
Enlightenment! Thanks Jane. Once again you have art depicts your insight into our society and gives us pause to reflect and to become more sensitive to what could and sometimes already is. Perhaps one day we will be wise enough to act! Lee
By Lee Q. Miller on 12/31/2008 9:08 am
Buh- Bye
Jane, it is time for Search - The Sequel. You have so much new material.
By Buh- Bye on 12/31/2008 9:16 am
Kryssi K
I SECOND THIS!!!
By Kryssi K on 12/31/2008 3:27 pm
Serena .
Ahhhhh … Jane, Jane, Jane!! I KNEW you were busy working on something absolutely fantastic!!! I try not to stress when you go missing for a while because I KNOW you are doing something to WOW us wowers. Thank you for sharing this—I love, love love it!! Bless you and Lily, and I hope you both have a safe and very wonderful New Year. I know my new year is already blessed because both of you, and my wOw buddies, are a part of my life going into it. :) Full steam ahead! Namaste
By Serena . on 12/31/2008 9:45 am
Ms. Dee
Hi Jane, I’m working backwards through the threads I’ve missed in the past couple of weeks. It’s been a high anxiety time with both my mother and my daughter…each in their own way…battling critical situations…and me with the only car! But what a gift it was to find your fabulous predictions, right here in my own little room on this very cold winter morning. You have truly lifted my spirits, so I hope you will accept my belated thanks for sharing your wisdom with me. Wishing I could grant your every wish in the New Year. (Where DID I put that wand!) Carry on!
By Ms. Dee on 12/31/2008 9:47 am