The Etceterist | 12/26/2008 8:35 am
Billy Norwich: Save Jackson Hole! Better Baseball Caps for Bernie Madoff
Headgear for house arrest? wowOwow’s esteemed Etceterist Billy Norwich and plucky EIC Deborah Barrow offer a selection of alternatives to the famous baseball cap worn by Bernie Madoff as he headed off to hard time in his penthouse.
The Down Index: Purported Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff might be bad for investors, but the folks in Jackson Hole, WY, are not happy either — especially about his choice in hats.
As the year wraps up, here’s one sartorial — and we use the word advisedly — mystery solved. The logo on Bernie Madoff’s cap? You can’t miss it. Been wondering about it for days. It is the photo in heavy rotation, the sociopath financier hiding under his cap and trying to disappear inside his fashion-y hunting jacket.
“Just saw the hat,” a stockbroker pal e-mails us. “It is a Jackson Hole, WY, logo hat! The bucking bronco!”
Filled with Recessionista skiers on their holiday break, the folks in Jackson Hole aren’t pleased by the subliminal advertising Madoff is giving them with his cap.
Madoff is not a regular in the resort, or a homeowner. There is “no known relationship” between Madoff and Jackson Hole, says the resort’s spokeswoman, Anna Olson.
So, to help restore Jackson Hole’s pristine reputation, here are some baseball caps we think the town fathers there would like to see him wear.
As the year wraps up, here’s one sartorial — and we use the word advisedly — mystery solved. The logo on Bernie Madoff’s cap? You can’t miss it. Been wondering about it for days. It is the photo in heavy rotation, the sociopath financier hiding under his cap and trying to disappear inside his fashion-y hunting jacket.
“Just saw the hat,” a stockbroker pal e-mails us. “It is a Jackson Hole, WY, logo hat! The bucking bronco!”
Filled with Recessionista skiers on their holiday break, the folks in Jackson Hole aren’t pleased by the subliminal advertising Madoff is giving them with his cap.
Madoff is not a regular in the resort, or a homeowner. There is “no known relationship” between Madoff and Jackson Hole, says the resort’s spokeswoman, Anna Olson.
So, to help restore Jackson Hole’s pristine reputation, here are some baseball caps we think the town fathers there would like to see him wear.
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