A Step Toward Palin 2012: Bristol and Levi Engaged

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Mr. wOw shares the latest lesson in Politics 101.


OK, let’s just forget the miserable and dangerous Mel Gibson. He’s about to get his.

Let’s travel to another dangerous topic – Mrs. Sarah Palin. We’re about to get ours. (Well, we who fear her chirpy conservatism, anyway.)

Her daughter Bristol Palin, and Palin’s prodigal baby-daddy, Levi Johnston, have reconciled and are engaged to be married. Saw this coming when Levi recently “apologized” for his past misdeeds and admitted those nasty things he said about Sarah were just the product of misguided youth gone wild (culminating in his nude layout for Playgirl magazine).

Levi is not too bright, and even in the nude, not too impressive – though we didn’t get to see the full Johnston. He’ll be better off within the Palin clan – and so much easier to control when Sarah is running for president.

Please, people – this is not love revived. It is Politics 101. Let’s muzzle the nearest loose cannon.

With Newt Gingrich openly mulling a run for the top spot and Sarah cleaning house, folks, 2012 is going to be one hell of a year, even if the Mayans were wrong and the world doesn’t literally come to an end.

And to put an even more fiery touch to 2012, I’ll go out on a limb and predict Mrs. Clinton will run against Barack Obama.

Silly movie stars and celebrity news will evaporate –just as it did during the 2008 election campaigns – as we are consumed with worry and/or hope as men and women battle it out to occupy 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

And Mr. wOw doesn’t believe for one second that Sarah “disapproves” of this match. More spin.

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