Mr. wOw at the Golden Globes

by Mr. Wow on January 15, 2012 · E-mail alerts

Put your feet up, turn on your TV and tell Mr. wOw what you think

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Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 8:27 pm

Madonna has arrived.

I. Am. Braced.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 8:29 pm

Madonna..

Arms less threatening..nice boobs…face good.  Hair too long and messy.

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 8:29 pm

Madonna, what’s up with the glove…?

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 8:33 pm

Reese…

Okay, girl.  Red.  Nice uplift. Nice mermaid look.  More long, messy hair tho.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 8:36 pm

Leo diCaprio…

Comfortable, doughy middle-age.  Great character actor now.

Daniel Sugar January 15, 2012 at 8:40 pm

After Carson Daly shook Leonardo’s hand, Leo started rubbing his hands together furiously, like he couldn’t wait to get to the Purell.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 8:50 pm

I’m sure Leo was just..chilly.  Or it’s a holdover from his playing Howard Hughes.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 8:41 pm

Emma Stone… just hideous cut and color.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 8:46 pm

I mean her dress.

Tho her hair looks way too casually upswept.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 8:43 pm

Okay…M’s gown.  Pretty nice, actually. LOTS of bling on those wrists. I want to comb that hair!

Oherwise, this M fan is pleased.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 8:44 pm

Otherwise…fast typing!

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 8:52 pm

Glenn Close.

HD is not kind. 

Beautiful earrings.  Great gown–Armani.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 8:53 pm

Reese already looks like she is having a hell of an evening.  That dress is clearly goosing up her mood.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 8:55 pm

Helen Mirren…wears the HD more comfortably.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 9:04 pm

8:00

the show

Ricky.

Great shot of Jodie.  Looks terrif.

Elton is not amused.  He doesn’t appear to be alone.

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 9:07 pm

Ricky Gervais…bad tux…what an ass…

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 9:07 pm

Johnny Depp…

Filthy hair.

Tina Fey doesn’t look amused.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 9:10 pm

Mila Kunis…should be a much bigger star.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 9:13 pm

Nice speech from Plummer.

Ashton.  Well, he looks much better cleaned up.

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 9:16 pm

Ashton…good effort…but will he finally grow up?

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 9:21 pm

No.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 9:15 pm

Diane Ladd looks very happy for her child.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 9:20 pm

I was right.  Julianne looks terrif.  Must have  a good stylist, finally.

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 9:22 pm

You certainly are… just fab!  I want long red hair
 

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 9:23 pm

Anything but “Mildred Pierce.”

Yay!   And I do love “Downton Abbey” which makes it sweeter.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 9:24 pm

Anybody but Kate Winslet.

Shit.  And ugh, she just embraced Kris Jenner.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 9:27 pm

But…I admit Miss Winslet is a beautiful woman and usually a talented actress.

But “MP” belongs to Miss Crawford.  And JC didn’t have six hours to “explore” the  character.

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 9:32 pm

Agree… all that talent and Kate Winslet gets the globe…time for a refill.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 9:35 pm

Dear Tee…

Please, have one for me.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 9:34 pm

Oh, Jake! 

You are so cute.  Why must you be introducing this horrible film? 

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 9:37 pm

Kelsey Grammer…a joke.  Got to be a joke.

I’m stunned.  Who did pay?!!!!!!!!   Come on, he doesn’t need that much sympathy for spending seven years with Camille.

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 9:39 pm

I toast to you Mr. Wow and B… 

Ricky Gervais is just not funny and Kelsey Grammar… you gotta be kidding… 

    

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 9:40 pm

Hmmm…”Homeland.”    Liked it at the beginning.  Then the shark  jumped the shark.

Daniel Sugar January 15, 2012 at 9:41 pm

There’s nothing more enjoyable than watching a group of white millionaires giving each other awards.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 9:48 pm

Or any millionaires…

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 9:47 pm

Fingers crossed for M. 

Oh, well. 

She’ll survive.  On to the Super Bowl.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 9:52 pm

Fingers crossed for M.

Yes!

Long sleeves, darling.   Otherwise, quite lovely. Accent is still a bit posh.  Thought she ditched that with Guy Ritchie.

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 9:59 pm

Idris…now thats the way to fill out a tux! 

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:02 pm

Michelle Williams.

This is a crime.

I know, I know—I feel this too personally.  Can’t help it.

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 10:05 pm

Michelle, carved out of cream cheese…

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:10 pm

Hoping for Peter Dinklage. 

Okay…this is soothing my irritation over Michelle Williams.

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 10:12 pm

Clooney…charming…funny… oh, I’ll stop before I embarass myself

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:14 pm

WOW!!  Channing Tatum.  Thank you so much, young man.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:19 pm

“The Adventures of Tintin”  was charming.

But “War Horse?”  Agony.   Go see it on Broadway.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:22 pm

Nicole Kidman

Oh, my…much better than usual!  

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 10:24 pm

William and Felicity…what a fun couple…

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 10:26 pm

Jessica Lange…what a real woman…refreshing

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:27 pm

Couldn’t Owen Wilson have accepted for Woody? 

Jessica Lange!  Glad about this. She’s divine.  And she was the only actress who might have gotten away with playing MM back in the day.  She had that odd vulnerable quality, and it was real, too.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:33 pm

Well, since Madonna now speaks as if English was a second language, I guess this  presenting gig is appropriate.

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 10:37 pm

Claire Danes…elegant and the right shade of red.  Charming

Daniel Sugar January 15, 2012 at 10:38 pm

I just realized the old cliche is really true: it doesn’t matter if you’re nominated, it’s just an honor to win.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:39 pm

Claire Danes.   Liked her “Homeland” performance at first.  But by the end of the season it was so over-the-top. Utterly unrealistic.  You can suspend disbelief only so much. Really.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:43 pm

Emily Blunt.  Was the best thing in “The Devil Wears Prada.”   Robbed of an Oscar nod for that one and for “Young Victoria.”

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 10:48 pm

Agreed…underated and underappreciated.

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 10:44 pm

Enough with the “poop”…  some of us are beyond the preteen bathroom attempt at humor.

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 10:47 pm

Matt LeBlanc…was the booze cut off to early
…who are the Foreign Press?

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:53 pm

Ah…be nice.  I think this is the first award he has ever won.  “Episodes” is really very funny. And his last line, about wanting to be the Matt LeBlanc of the series, was sweet, and  self-deprecating. 

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:50 pm

Octavia Spencer.

Finally, something real. 
 

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 10:51 pm

Very real and genuine…there’s hope…

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:55 pm

Reese, Reese, Reese!   Honey, never get out of that dress. 

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:57 pm

Sidney Poitier..

And finally a real star.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:59 pm

Helen Mirren…

Another real star.  And  a real woman!

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 10:07 pm

ah Helen, gracefull

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:09 pm

I love Morgan Freeman. Especially as God.  He could make me re-think my issues on faith.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:15 pm

My, my…Brad certainly looked happy to see his lady onstage.  I think we can discount  the unending fighting/separating stories in UsWeekly.

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 10:17 pm

They need to bleep Ricky Gervais for the rest of the broadcast, he’s added nothing.

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 10:22 pm

I miss Hollywood behaving badly…

Joni Evans January 15, 2012 at 10:24 pm

I have missed Michelle Pfeiffer.
How lovely she looks.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:26 pm

Michelle Pfieffer…

Well, she kept back those hands of time as long as she could.

Joni Evans January 15, 2012 at 10:29 pm

Finally! It’s getting exciting. (Maybe)

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:34 pm

Great performances aside, “The Help” is awful.  Sorry, I know very few agree.

Latifah looked fab.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:35 pm

Meryl  WANTS it. 

Meryl gets it. 

Nice bit, looking shocked.

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 10:37 pm

Meryl, darling whats up with your costume?

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:39 pm

Nicely toasted, our Miss Streep. 

Joni Evans January 15, 2012 at 10:40 pm

too much guilt?
But BOY does she deserve it.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:50 pm

Joni…

you mean Jane?   If you mean Meryl–too much vodka.

Joni Evans January 15, 2012 at 10:57 pm

Meant Meryl. (Vodka! Ah…good to know.)

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 10:39 pm

Seriously Meryl, great laugh and sense of humor. I need to grow one.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:40 pm

Jane Fonda …biggest appreciative roar of the night.

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 10:46 pm

Uggie, the adorable Jack Russell Terrier from “The Artist.” Both Bella and I can’t contain our excitement!

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:48 pm

Natalie Portman…last year’s unworthy Oscar-winner.   Gorgeous, however.

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 10:52 pm

Didn’t like the dresss or the color on her… it didn’t flatter her at all.

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 10:56 pm

Harrison Ford.  Bangs at 70?  Only Claudette  Colbert could  pull that off.  And Mamie Eisenhower.

Daniel Sugar January 15, 2012 at 10:57 pm

Who was Uggie wearing?

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 10:59 pm

Alexander Barkovsky… of course!

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 11:00 pm

Well,

That’s three hours I’ll never get back.  Still, fun to be here with…several of you.

Now I have to eat.  B.’s Sunday dinner awaits. 

love,
Mr. W.

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 11:02 pm

I know your dinner is worth the wait, hug B…enjoy!

Mr. Wow January 15, 2012 at 11:04 pm

Thank you Tee Zee, for hanging in.  You too, Dr. Sugar!

xxxMr. W.

Tee Zee January 15, 2012 at 11:00 pm

Thanks for a special evening… no Ryan Gosling…so sad.

Daniel Sugar January 15, 2012 at 11:07 pm

Thank you!

lincer January 16, 2012 at 6:03 am

I fell asleep in the middle of show. Got tired of waiting for Ricky  to be funny.  Much better last year.

Baby Snooks January 16, 2012 at 7:08 am

I normally don’t watch but was bored and went in and changed the channel to watch. After it had begun of course. I have no sense of time. Even with notes attached to the computer keyboard so I don’t forget.  I don’t forget, really, I just forget to look at the clock. Even the one on the bottom of the computer screen.  Caught two blondes who I have no idea who were they were, one looked like Twiggy, and then the phone rang.  Someone I haven’t talked to in ten years. So that was the end of the Golden Globes for me.  There was also a pan of the audience before the phone rang. There were actually a lot of women who looked lke Twiggy. Boobs apparently are no longer in? And the lighting was too harsh. I would have excused myself and not come back. But the evening was not totally lost. Lots of things to catch up on. Lots of gossip. Some of it about me. I love to hear what people really have said. Sometimes. Live by the sword, die by the sword as they say.

Since I didn’t watch I can’t comment on the comments although judging from the comments it must not have been that bad.  As for Meryl Streep, well, maybe they should just create a Meryl Streep Award and give it to her each year at all the awards show. Open up the competition for the other awards a little.  You must admit she has never won an award she didn’t deserve. And hasn’t gotten an award for many roles she deserved one for.  So, well, the Meryl Streep Award would solve both problems, wouldn’t it?

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