Mr. wOw’s 2012 Oscar Blog

by Mr. Wow on February 26, 2012 · E-mail alerts

 

Mr. wOw brings you the glitz, the glam — and of course, the gaffes. Join the conversation below!

 


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Tee Zee February 26, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Let the games begin…

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 6:04 pm

Watching the E! network arrivals show! Love the clothes! I think this will be lots of fun!

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 6:09 pm

6:00

I’m with Guiliana R. watching the E! red carpet begin. 

So, here’s what I’m hoping for, this evening.  Viola Davis over Meryl.  This despite my really disliking “The Help.”  A relic of a movie.  But Viola gives a brilliant performance.  Much better than Meryl’s latest adventure in funny accents.

I’d like to see Janet McTeer take Best Supporting for “Albert Nobbs.”  Oh, and I wouldn’t cry id Glenn Close surprised everybody by finally getting an Oscar.  Her perf is fantastic.

I’d swoon to seen Gary Oldman take Best Actor.  This is very first nomination after so many great portrayals.

Under no circumstances MIchelle Williams.  I want to vomit just thinking about “mY Week W Marilyn.”

OH–here is Kelly Osborne still with that weird grayish hair.  Don’t get it.

Watchng Rose Burke from “Bridesmailds”   Great dress!

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 6:39 pm

Of all the colors Kelly’s hair has been, I like this one the least. I just don’t get it.

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 6:11 pm

Already, the typos are beginning.  I’ve had so much trouble staying logged on, I’m rushing. 

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 6:15 pm

Another girl from “Bridesmaids”  In a rust Armani.  Nice.  Simple.  Love Armani.

Bernice Bejo (sp?) from “The Artist.”  In light mint.  “Like your eyes,” she just told Ryan Seacrest. Like his eyes?  

Joni Evans February 26, 2012 at 6:17 pm

I see you are holding back, Mr. Wow. Don’t be shy.

xxxx

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 6:23 pm

Not shy. I’ve just been knocked off twice and lost many comments.  I see this will a trial.

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 6:24 pm

Melissa McCarthy.  I don’t want to be cruel.  Please somebody do it for mr?

Lori February 26, 2012 at 6:29 pm

Ok I will be cruel for you Mr. Wow she looks like a house and should never wear a belt so high on her waist

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 6:31 pm

Dear Lori…

Thank you. 

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 6:27 pm

Kelly Osbourne raving over Melissa.  Won’t find any cruelty there.

Jessica Chastain.  Like the dress.  Hate the hair.   Well, hate is too strong.  But she does need more bling on the ears.

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 6:30 pm

Michelle Williams just arrived.  In red. This girl should not wear red.  Or play Marilyn Monroe.  Or be nominated for that travesty. 

Otherwise, I accept her being there.

Jon T February 26, 2012 at 6:34 pm

Am I alone in liking Kelly Osbourne’s gray/purple hair? It caught me off guard at first, but the more I see it the more it grows on me. It’s different and I kinda think she pulls it off.

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 6:39 pm

Dear Jon…

You are alone.   But that’s cool.  I’m alone in thinking Meryl doesn’t deserve the Oscar.

Tee Zee February 26, 2012 at 6:41 pm

You are alone, the color is just not flattering on Kelly!

Lori February 26, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Mr Wow you are not alone in thinking Meryl doesn’t deserve an oscar this year. You seen one accent you have seen them all!

Jon T February 26, 2012 at 7:26 pm

:-) On Meryl, we agree. She’s brilliant and all, but not everything she does warrants a nomination.

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Is Stacey Keibler just a little obvious?? She looks like and “Oscar” in her gold dress!

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 6:41 pm

She is George Clooney’s current girlfriend.

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 6:43 pm

I think Guiliana looks gorgeous! And here is Viola Davis without her wig!! Go Viola! You are wonderful.

Tee Zee February 26, 2012 at 6:43 pm

Viola Davis is stunning in green and her natural hair. Not sure about the earrings.

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 6:50 pm

Tee Zee, I love the earrings! You are right, she is stunning!

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Viola Davis…Loving the natural do. 

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Virginia Madsen!  Glad she’s still on the Oscar guest list.  That career should have been hotter.

Sean Combs being brushed down. 

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 6:47 pm

P.Diddy, getting fluffed and buffed as he gets out of the car! Why??

Joni Evans February 26, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Am I crazy but aren’t all the women sort of…. fat?

wlaccma February 26, 2012 at 6:49 pm

No, the cameras add 20 lbs.

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 6:51 pm

Uhhhh…no.  Who?   I mean aside from–well, I promised not to be cruel to her.

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 6:51 pm

That is what HiDefinition Television does!

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 6:53 pm

Also why most of these women haven’t eaten so much as a pea in weeks!

wlaccma February 26, 2012 at 6:48 pm

Just saw the Artist this afternoon and I do not want it to win best Picture. I liked it but I LOVED Hugo.

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 6:51 pm

Love Viola from head to knees.  Then the dress goes off the reservation a bit.  But the color is fantastic!

Lori February 26, 2012 at 6:59 pm

Octavia isnt as heavy as Melissa but she does heavy well in this dress

Daniel Sugar February 26, 2012 at 6:52 pm

Tony Bennett. Dapper.

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 6:55 pm

Michelle Williams…she “filled in” the role of Marilyn?!  Has she seen the movie?

Her dress is  nice for a teen prom.

Rooney Mara, hideous in white.

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Come on Joni…you think Rooney looks fat? 

Lori February 26, 2012 at 7:00 pm

Rooney looks anorexic and her dress is horrible

Joni Evans February 26, 2012 at 7:02 pm

Where are the cameras 20 pounds on HER?

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Rooney Mara? I don’t know, at least it’s not black.

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 6:57 pm

I think Michelle Williams look is sad.

Tee Zee February 26, 2012 at 6:58 pm

Rooney looks washed out…needs a better stylist?

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 6:59 pm

She always looks washed out. I think that is her “look”.

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 6:59 pm

Octavia Spencer knows how to dress her body type! She looks lovely!

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 7:03 pm

Considering all that Octavia has already won, I think she has a speech pretty much down.  Sweet lady.

But I am still rooting for Ms.McTeer.

Johan Hill is re-gaining.

wlaccma February 26, 2012 at 7:04 pm

Why do fat people always wear strapless. Don’t they see how bad they look from the back with fat hanging over the dress? Ugh. Every wedding I attend has a bride stuffed into a strapless gown that looks horrible from the back.

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 7:10 pm

Well, if you can’t hide it, paint it red. 

wlaccma February 26, 2012 at 7:06 pm

I liked this show better when everyone did not have stylists and some people had on crazy outfits. Always made it interesting.

Tee Zee February 26, 2012 at 7:17 pm

Someone always dresses to get attention so there’s always hope!

wlaccma February 26, 2012 at 7:07 pm

Yes, Jonah has gained a lot of weight back. I feel sorry for him.

Tee Zee February 26, 2012 at 7:07 pm

Jonah was fantastic in Moneyball…

Octavia is elegant and hitting just the right tone.

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 7:07 pm

Jean Dujardin…I’ve met him.  Much hotter in person.  And very nice.  I love Frenchmen. 

Tee Zee February 26, 2012 at 7:09 pm

So jealous… I hope to see a lot more of him…on the screen.

Tee Zee February 26, 2012 at 7:08 pm

Love Maya in purple…hair to one side…lovely

wlaccma February 26, 2012 at 7:09 pm

I have relatives who are nuns. NO ONE wears the old nun costume any more. That looks ridiculous. I know she was a former star who lives in a convent but REALLY? Nuns have not dressed like that for years.

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 7:19 pm

She is actually a cloistered nun. Part of their vows is to always wear a habit. They are not “out in the world” very often. I missed her entrance. I do know that her order is trying to save their convent from falling down or being condemned.

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 7:11 pm

Rick Santorum approves.

Daniel Sugar February 26, 2012 at 7:15 pm

Love Kate Mara’s dress.

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 7:19 pm

Except for that drapy thing over one breast.   And bigger earrings.  I’m just a dangling earring kinda guy.

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 7:17 pm

ABC Red Carpet underway…

Mila Jovavich with Tim Gunn.   I guess one-shoulder is a big trend  tonight.   And Mila looks good, too.

Tee Zee February 26, 2012 at 7:19 pm

Well she certainly knows how to promote herself!

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 7:20 pm

OMG…Prince Albert.  Or is it Eton John?

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 7:20 pm

Sasha Baron Cohen is a moron.

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 7:24 pm

Nina says Rooney Mara is Audrey Hepburn gone punk??

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 7:29 pm

Nina is a fool.

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 7:26 pm

That bagel on Jennifer Lopez’s head has made me so hungry!

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 7:29 pm

Emma Stone.  Why?  Everything is so wrong. 

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 7:53 pm

That’s for sure! She is so lovely and the dress is not!

wlaccma February 26, 2012 at 7:46 pm

I think Sasha Cohen is hilarious. He was so great in Hugo.

Joni Evans February 26, 2012 at 7:52 pm

TO ALL:

Technical Difficulties… Mr. WOW is unable to log on.
Please forgive us (if it gets fixed, he’ll be back).
And continue on… Please!

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 7:54 pm

Thanks Joni! So disappointed; Mr. WoW is so great. Hope the glitch is fixed.

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 8:03 pm

I’m back—I think!

Tee Zee February 26, 2012 at 7:55 pm

Nick Nolte … I guess we do eventually pay for all our sins

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 8:01 pm

Yes, Nick Nolte. I prefer to remember him, when.

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 7:56 pm

Penelope Cruz with Tim Gunn on ABC. She looks lovely. Not too sure about her hair.

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 8:00 pm

Tina Fey looks wonderful in the gorgeous Carolina Herrera dress! Stunning. Gweneth Paltrow, WOW!

Tee Zee February 26, 2012 at 8:01 pm

Cameron Diaz… great gown…great hair

wlaccma February 26, 2012 at 8:06 pm

I don’t like Glenn Close’ outfit. Take off the jacket. I have not seen Meryl Streep yet but I have never seen her in a dress that did not look like she had raided Grandma’s closet.

Tee Zee February 26, 2012 at 8:08 pm

So true, I suspect she dresses for comfort rather than glamour!

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 8:10 pm

No, no, no…we don’t want her to take the jacket off.

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 8:08 pm

Gwyneth Paltrow…now that looks pretty great!   Even I, Mr. More Bling, think her bare ears and neck are divine.    She’s come a long way from the atrocity she wore when she won the Oscar.

Glenn Close–conditioner, darling.

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 8:14 pm

Penelope Cruz…exquisite.

Sandra Bullock.  That is one tight face.

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 8:17 pm

The fit of Sandra Bullock’s dress is odd!

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 8:16 pm

Angelina Jolie’s knee.   Please put it back under the dress, honey.

Joni Evans February 26, 2012 at 8:21 pm

Not happy with the way Robin Roberts’ beautiful white sequined dress tucks in behind her (if you know what I mean).
SO glad we are soon to go inside.

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 8:23 pm

Joni…we know what you mean.  You are such a lady.  Let’s send Robin a discreet note tomorrow. 

Dear Robin–about your ass…

Tee Zee February 26, 2012 at 8:25 pm

Amen, ABC’s coverage is just so awkward. Lets get on with the show!

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 8:21 pm

Natalie Portman….red strapless.  Excellent bling.  She’s teeny!

wlaccma February 26, 2012 at 8:22 pm

I am really enjoying this, it beats having a bunch of people over to watch. You have to feed them. lol

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 8:24 pm

Please, no food talk.  I’m still thinking about Miss Lopez and her bagel-head. 

Joni Evans February 26, 2012 at 8:36 pm

BRILLIANT opening.

Tee Zee February 26, 2012 at 8:29 pm

Natalie Portman…red done wright

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 8:30 pm

Ooooohh.  Just saw an ad for Ashley Judd’s new series.  Looks like typical (and highly enjoyable) Ashley antics–angry, take no shit woman on a mission. 

She’s the best of  the Judds. 

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 8:31 pm

Rooting for Billy Crystal! Would have loved to see Eddie Murphy!

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 8:35 pm

8:30   It Begins.

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 8:35 pm

Would love to have seen Eddie Murphy.

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 8:36 pm

Whoa!  Meryl in gold. Girl expects to win.

Tee Zee February 26, 2012 at 8:37 pm

Meryl in gold?

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 8:43 pm

THere was a shot of her in the audience–dress looked gold and glittery to me.

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 8:49 pm

As they cut to commercial; there was Meryl walking in a beautiful gold dress.

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 8:41 pm

Classic Billy!

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 8:42 pm

Tom Hanks…liking the scruff.   Tho it hardly makes up for his disgraceful win for “Forrest Gump.”

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 8:46 pm

Wow!  I’m growing my hair out!  Loved that guy’s white mane.

Francesca–very hot, my dear.

Daniel Sugar February 26, 2012 at 8:47 pm

Mr. Wow,

Billy Crystal just did my joke: there’s nothing more enjoyable than watching a group of white millionaires give each other awards. (I said that to you a short while ago.)

Daniel

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 8:53 pm

I know!   You clever lobotomist. 

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 8:52 pm

See what I get? –the first damn film tribute clip is from “Forrest Gump.”

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 9:16 pm

They must have heard you!

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 9:02 pm

Oh, dear.  Miss Streisand.

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 9:13 pm

At least she isn’t pulled so tight that her eyes are neatly placed, one on each side of her head!

Hilary Black February 26, 2012 at 9:38 pm

I know. Scary!!!

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 9:10 pm

In the past, they  usually give the Best Supporting Actress first.  Get the blood going right away.  Maybe this approach is better?  Boring first half hour?

Okay, here we go.  Wonderful suit on Mr. Bale.

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 9:23 pm

Octavia.  Very sweet.  Still don’t care for “The Help.”   Rooting for Viola, though Meryl’s big gold  dress-up is touching.  At least if Meryl wins, it might nix any future nominations.  And Miss Davis can possibly go on to be brilliant in a contemporary role.  

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 9:26 pm

Bradley Cooper….Hot,  but a little fat-faced right now. 

Hilary Black February 26, 2012 at 9:39 pm

And what’s with the mustache?

Tee Zee February 26, 2012 at 9:31 pm

Wow… Hugo is cleaning up…who knew?

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 9:33 pm

It’s not very good, really. 

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 9:31 pm

Oh, no…did I hear the dreaded words Cirque du Soleil?!

Tee Zee February 26, 2012 at 9:32 pm

Love the JCP and Ellen commercials!

Deirdre Cerasa February 26, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Me too!

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 9:44 pm

Paltrow and Downey…that was amusing.   What about that giant diamond cuff she’s wearing!

Speaking of which, I hope they have something special planned for Miss Taylor.

Tee Zee February 26, 2012 at 9:55 pm

Emma Stone…ok…kinda cute!

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 10:06 pm

That was a good bit.  Wish the dress was more attractive. Although its dorky quality worked for what she was doing.  

Mr. Wow February 26, 2012 at 10:02 pm

Nice for Plummer.   I had a big crush on him in “The Sound of Music.”  He was so…severe. 

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