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Nancy Pelosi | 05/18/2009 9:25 am

Huckabee Demands Resignation in 'Fancy Nancy' Pelosi Poem

By The Staff at wowOwow.com
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Former presidential candidate and current news commentator Mike Huckabee broke out his poetry while criticizing House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

Pelosi has come under fire from Republicans after last week suggesting the CIA "misled" Congress on waterboarding, and most of the vitriol has been standard political posturing. Rep. John Boehner, for example, insisted Pelosi apologize. Huckabee, however, has called on her to resign, and penned the following poem, entitled "Fancy Nancy," via GOP 12:

Here’s a story about a lady named Nancy
A ruthless politician, but dressed very fancy
Very ambitious, she got herself elected Speaker
But as for keeping secrets, she proved quite a "leaker."

She flies on government planes coast to coast
And doesn’t mind that our economy is toast
She makes the Air Force squire her in their military jets
There’s room for her family, her staff, and even her pets.

Until now, she annoyed us, but her gaffes were mostly funny;
Even though it was painful to watch her waste our tax money.
But now her wacky comments are no laughing matter;
She’s either unwilling to tell the truth, or she’s mad as a hatter!

She sat in briefings and knew about enhanced interrogation;
But claims she wasn’t there, and can’t give an explanation.
She disparages the CIA and says they are a bunch of liars;
Even the press aren’t buying it and they’re stoking their fires.

I think Speaker Pelosi has done too much speaking;
And instead of her trashing our intelligence officials, it’s her nose that needs tweaking.

If forced to believe whether the CIA and her colleagues in Congress are lying;
Or it’s Speaker Pelosi whose credibility and career is dying.
I believe in the integrity of the men and women who sacrifice to keep us safe;
Not the woman who has been caught flat-footed, lying to our face.

I say it here and I say it rather clear —
It’s time for Nancy Pelosi to resign and get out of here.

Say what you will about Huckabee — and Pelosi — but this poem’s pretty clever; not that we’re surprised — whether he’s right or wrong, Huckabee’s always been a quick wit.

 

133 Reader Comments (so far…) Sign In or Register to comment

S G
How about a truth commision and we find out who knew what. Stop trying to justify war crimes and prosecute the war criminals.
By S G on 05/18/2009 9:34 am
Dee Toma

Independent commission the only way to go. Everything on the table.

By Dee Toma on 05/18/2009 9:44 am
DeBúrca obj
I call for Patrick Fitzgerald to head an Independent Commission and Congress must give him as much money for the investigation as Congress gave Ken Starr for the Clinton investigations!
By DeBúrca obj on 05/18/2009 10:59 am
Tee Zee
I’ll second that!
By Tee Zee on 05/18/2009 11:02 am
S G
I agree:)
By S G on 05/18/2009 12:37 pm
Kelly In Texas

Patrick Fitzgerald? THE Patric Fitzgerald that scrwed up investigations that would have pervented 9/11? THAT Patric Fitzgerald?

What an inept idiot HE IS…try reading "Triple Cross" by Peter Lance. Don’t worry….he is a liberal Dem…he used to work with Geraldo and has won many awards for his investigating reporting.

 

Your breath will taken away when you read all that happened. Years in the making…unbelievable….many average citizens knew many things…but the dots were never connected.

Fitzgerald and his mistakes allowed many actions that lead directly to 9/11.

Do this, read it.

By Kelly In Texas on 05/18/2009 12:57 pm
Slinky Binx
Okay, I "third" that proposal.  P. Fitzgerald is the MAN.  
By Slinky Binx on 05/18/2009 7:03 pm
Mary Quite-Contrary
A “Truth Commission in DC? Oxymoron anyone? And a “Truth Czar?” Maybe the comics will finally find something to make jokes about in this Administration.
By Mary Quite-Contrary on 05/18/2009 9:46 am
HA BIBI

You’re so right Mary Q-C,

Oxymoron indeed………DC is the only place you’ll see a Politician walking down lovers lane, holding his own hand!

By HA BIBI on 05/18/2009 10:16 am
Maggie W

A quote from Bill Gates.

By Maggie W on 05/19/2009 8:45 am
HA BIBI
Like other things you’ve gotten wrong, this is just another……..Try Robert gates!
By HA BIBI on 05/19/2009 9:29 am
Maggie W
That was my mistake.  The quote is from Defense Secretary Robert Gates.   He is your source. 
By Maggie W on 05/19/2009 9:34 am
HA BIBI
Mistake noted!
By HA BIBI on 05/19/2009 9:45 am
deber B
Mary, you said that right!   Give them time….they’ve only been there for 150 days and so much damage has been done already.   The jokes and/or the outrage is not far behind.
By deber B on 05/18/2009 12:41 pm
DeBúrca obj
INDEPENDENT Truth Commission. First you discredit any news source other that those that are right wing biased, then a ‘truth commision in DC" is an Oxymoron… what do you want? Do you just want Limbaugh and Cheney to decide what the truth is for you?
By DeBúrca obj on 05/18/2009 12:59 pm