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Margo Howard | 07/05/2009 7:15 am

Margo Howard, Ann Coulter Miraculously Agree: Palin Too Big for Alaska

Margo Howard
Editor’s Note: A longtime journalist, Margo Howard went into the family business (her mother was the fabled Ann Landers) in the 1990s as Dear Prudence. Her broad experience and understanding of human nature provide answers for the troubled — and entertainment for everyone else. Margo’s advice column, Dear Margo, appears twice a week — on Thursdays and Fridays — on wowOwow.com.

To slightly skew an e-mail that was going around a few weeks ago, let me just say that friends said the day I agreed with Ann Coulter pigs would fly. Well, swine flu … and I now find myself in agreement with Coulter. [Click here for Coulter’s post.] Sarah Palin is too big for Alaska. And you know why? She signed a book deal – reportedly for somewhere between $7,000,000 and $11,000,000. In April. I do not know how I missed this news, but I did. Maybe you did, too. In any case, no one is particularly tying this news to her resignation. I mean, wouldn’t you rather earn X millions of dollars than $175,000? The haste with which she made her announcement, however, does nothing to disabuse me of the idea that she and the Mr. might be in some legal trouble.

I think quitting for a big-bucks book deal shows a real lack of character, but a great deal of opportunism. The citizens of Alaska elected her to a term of office and she is skipping out because … well, she is too big for Alaska. People who are lame ducks seldom deal with their duckhood by resigning, so let’s scratch that one.

I do disagree with Coulter (my usual stance) on one point she makes in her post. She writes, "I thought her press conference explained it very clearly – though she couldn’t put it precisely this way without sounding vain, but it’s obvious." She "explained it clearly"? That, my dear, is a stretch. If she had explained it clearly the news outlets and the blogosphere would not be talking about how it could barely qualify as English.

Should you want to read a hilarious entry from Jim Washburn’s blog, here’s the beginning, and the link:
‘Let’s go quit!’ That was CNN’s Candy Crowley Friday night, imagining the decision process that led to Sarah Palin’s resignation, so spontaneous and unplanned did it seem. Nutty, too. It sounded like Richard Nixon if, heading into his Checkers Speech, he’d first taken the edge off by mixing Benzedrex inhalers into his rum and Cokes, the ones Dick Tuck had laced with pure Sandoz LSD, and then Nixon had gone on camera and wrestled an imaginary bear that turned into a black Satan and he’s going to keep that precious baby, no matter what anybody says, even the NBA coaches. That kind of nutty.
Click here for the rest of Jim’s blog.


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Marjorie C.
So you don’t like Sarah Palin.  We knew that.  The rest is blah, blah, blah.
By Marjorie C. on 07/05/2009 8:38 am
Maggie W
And you don’t like President Obama.  We know that.  The rest is blah, blah, blah,  everytime his name is mentioned.
By Maggie W on 07/05/2009 9:46 am
Marjorie C.

Maggie:  …everytime his name is mentioned.

Fair enough.

By Marjorie C. on 07/05/2009 11:43 am
Kelly In Texas

Ah Margo..Margo…Margo…stop it now…not pretty, nope…not pretty at all.

Someone who grew up with the advice of Ann Landers should beware of using disparaging terms like "knocked up" when attempting to reconcile ones own success in the comparison.

So…its the book deal, eh Margo? Let’s see now…Palin is making money while writing a book. Just the thing that so many writers of articles and columns would like to do as well. Yep…kinda nice…being offer big money for your written words.

Palin will turn lemons into lemonade no matter what is handed to her. So, good for her. She out smarted those that hoped to battle her into submission and is now looking forward to more freedoms to advance her beliefs.

Wowowow! That’s great! And just what sooooooo many others wish that they could do.

Jealously is just so unattractive….

By Kelly In Texas on 07/05/2009 10:36 am
Margo Howard
Kelly — just so you’ll have more information to work with, trust me, there is no jealousy involved here. My most recent book was repped by Bob Barnett — Ms. Palin’s agent. It is a matter of record that “Barnett books” are never under 7 figures. More deponent sayeth not. As for using the phrase “knocked up,” my mother used it all the time. She was a very plain-speaker, as am I.
By Margo Howard on 07/05/2009 10:45 am
Sharon R.
Margo, dear — you may be an offspring but you are NOT an original.  PLEASE use your platform for good and stop swimming in the gutter.   
By Sharon R. on 07/05/2009 11:09 am
sibelle daubigne

Sharon,

"Stop swimming in the gutter"   LOL LOL LOL   Excellent post!!!!! 

By sibelle daubigne on 07/05/2009 12:15 pm
Patty E
ouhhh…catty catty!  Do you always feel better when you attempt to kill someone?  ALL people are ‘originals’….that is, if you believe in science and in the idea that God don;t make no junk…..there are no two people who ar exactly alike—-did you forget that?  ORIGINALITY is a key word used by Palinites to support her!  hmmmmm….double speak, Sharon?  If we really wanted to, I suppose we could say that ALL who YOU agree with, means that YOU are not an original, either!
By Patty E on 07/05/2009 12:22 pm
Andrea Brandon
DOUBLE TOUCHE.
By Andrea Brandon on 07/05/2009 4:25 pm
Kelly In Texas

Well Margo…no, I decide to not "trust" what you put forth here. We will see just which book outsells the other…that is what I will place my trust in.

..but no…I feel jealously is an issue here.

Sorry to hear that your mother used such base and disparaging language around you, in regard to other women. Plain spoken is one thing, and saying that a young woman was "knocked up" is not that. You know better and the sad fact of the matter is…Palin pulled your string and you reacted poorly.

So, instead of atte,pting to justify something that is blantatly indefensible…I suggest that you take a cue from Mrs. Palin and advance in another direction….

By Kelly In Texas on 07/05/2009 12:56 pm
Debbie Torelli

"We will see just which book outsells the other…that is what I will place my trust in"……interesting statement. Are you saying then that quantity of sales equals highest of quality? You would base your opinion on "which book outsells the other"  rather than reading both for yourself and then deciding?)

Also, I agree that "Knocked Up" is far from degrading, especially since it is an incredibly accurate description: lack of education   of birth control would most definitely define ones own irresponsiblilty, and gain one the title of ‘getting knocked up’.                                

As one writer stated in this comments section….CATTY is also a very accurate word. It would seem that if one does not appear to agree with another, the attacks come flying out like a gun from a holster. lol Talk about base and disparaging!

By Debbie Torelli on 07/05/2009 2:15 pm
Kelly In Texas

Welll Debbie …I am indeed talking about base and disparaging…Margo’s comment was all of that. I never said that I would not read the books for myself, so you have missed the point. But that is no surprise…now is it?

Being on the Best Sellers list is definetly a way that many decide what is a successful book. Surely that is not a news flash for you Debbie? So…I will await the sales and wish Palin the very best.

I agree, Margo’s ugly and unnecessary comment was catty and shed a light on her seamier side. I was disappointed that she could be so shaken by Palin, that she would resort to a less than stellar commentary. Margo’s loss of self control was surprising really….

By Kelly In Texas on 07/05/2009 3:11 pm
Diamond In The Rough
Kelly……..Bingo!!! The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
By Diamond In The Rough on 07/05/2009 8:46 pm
mitzi morris

After watching Palin meandering and rambling through a speed high cranking out infantile disconnected thoughts, I have come to the conclusion that she’s more than loopy and lacks a considerable amount of self control.  I didn’t thinl Margo was ugly or catty.  I don’t know about Texas, but here in New York Palin appears a self serving deluded nut job.  Her book? She’ll be controlled by the editors, and the press roll out and TV interviews will put Palin on the best seller list.

Alaska?  She’s doing them a favor by leaving. She’s cost them millions and  egomania has taken up most of her time. Expect another scandal that will  somewhat explain her bizarre behavior.

 

 

By mitzi morris on 07/07/2009 4:31 pm
Kelly In Texas
Mitzi that’s your take on it…but ah…New York could use financial help from Palin….going broke, aren’t ya?
By Kelly In Texas on 07/07/2009 4:46 pm