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Margo Howard | 07/05/2009 7:15 am

Margo Howard, Ann Coulter Miraculously Agree: Palin Too Big for Alaska

Margo Howard
Editor’s Note: A longtime journalist, Margo Howard went into the family business (her mother was the fabled Ann Landers) in the 1990s as Dear Prudence. Her broad experience and understanding of human nature provide answers for the troubled — and entertainment for everyone else. Margo’s advice column, Dear Margo, appears twice a week — on Thursdays and Fridays — on wowOwow.com.

To slightly skew an e-mail that was going around a few weeks ago, let me just say that friends said the day I agreed with Ann Coulter pigs would fly. Well, swine flu … and I now find myself in agreement with Coulter. [Click here for Coulter’s post.] Sarah Palin is too big for Alaska. And you know why? She signed a book deal – reportedly for somewhere between $7,000,000 and $11,000,000. In April. I do not know how I missed this news, but I did. Maybe you did, too. In any case, no one is particularly tying this news to her resignation. I mean, wouldn’t you rather earn X millions of dollars than $175,000? The haste with which she made her announcement, however, does nothing to disabuse me of the idea that she and the Mr. might be in some legal trouble.

I think quitting for a big-bucks book deal shows a real lack of character, but a great deal of opportunism. The citizens of Alaska elected her to a term of office and she is skipping out because … well, she is too big for Alaska. People who are lame ducks seldom deal with their duckhood by resigning, so let’s scratch that one.

I do disagree with Coulter (my usual stance) on one point she makes in her post. She writes, "I thought her press conference explained it very clearly – though she couldn’t put it precisely this way without sounding vain, but it’s obvious." She "explained it clearly"? That, my dear, is a stretch. If she had explained it clearly the news outlets and the blogosphere would not be talking about how it could barely qualify as English.

Should you want to read a hilarious entry from Jim Washburn’s blog, here’s the beginning, and the link:
‘Let’s go quit!’ That was CNN’s Candy Crowley Friday night, imagining the decision process that led to Sarah Palin’s resignation, so spontaneous and unplanned did it seem. Nutty, too. It sounded like Richard Nixon if, heading into his Checkers Speech, he’d first taken the edge off by mixing Benzedrex inhalers into his rum and Cokes, the ones Dick Tuck had laced with pure Sandoz LSD, and then Nixon had gone on camera and wrestled an imaginary bear that turned into a black Satan and he’s going to keep that precious baby, no matter what anybody says, even the NBA coaches. That kind of nutty.
Click here for the rest of Jim’s blog.


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Kelly In Texas

Naw Lym…that was a low blow. I think that Palin loves and cares for that child just fine. She has a husband that travels and cares for the family along side her. She single handedly did more to shed light on Downs than anyone else in the recent past.

So, would you mind sharing with the rest of us, Palin’s schedule reflecting when and where Trig was during the campaign? I would love to have a look at it.

What does you being a physician have to do with anything?

By Kelly In Texas on 07/08/2009 12:13 am
Walter Wallis
I know who Palin  and Coulter are. The rest of these are???
By Walter Wallis on 07/05/2009 8:55 am
Maggie W
Walter, Richard Nixon was once President of the United States.
By Maggie W on 07/05/2009 9:48 am
Murphy Mac
Great answer! I love it!
By Murphy Mac on 07/05/2009 10:48 am
Walter Wallis
Nixon is dead and thus no longer an are. He also gave us wage controls, the EPA and the foolish subordination of the presidency to the supreme court.
By Walter Wallis on 07/05/2009 6:41 pm
Mimi Jones
Blah, blah from me too. Get another life if you don’t like her—find some other news—not interested in your vicious attacks—boring.
By Mimi Jones on 07/05/2009 8:57 am
Margo Howard
To the “blah, blah, blah” contingent I recommend that you read her statement. Then you will see real blah, blah, blah.
By Margo Howard on 07/05/2009 9:43 am
jules verne
I agree with you wholeheartedly.  She is a prettier Paris Hilton beyond that she and Hilton are of the same english speaking ilk.  Neither of them have anything to say that is substantive.  I wouldn’t buy her book if it were on a Dollar General store shelf.  She is clearly a self-promoter, has read more into her own press than anyone else.  And what is it that she "thinks" she can say better in a book than she has said in public?  Her own party isn’t backing her and it has nothing to do with her being of the opposite sex.  She couldn’t even recite the names of newspapers she reads.  Couric gave her ample time to answer and when they crucified her in the press about it she still couldn’t recite any newspaper names.  She needs to go away like Hilton apparently has done.
By jules verne on 07/05/2009 10:25 am
Lady Gator
Ah yes, Katie Couric - that whiz bang reporterette with the HIGH ratings! 
By Lady Gator on 07/06/2009 1:38 pm
Andrea Brandon
I’m definitely not a fan of Cutesy Couric.
By Andrea Brandon on 07/06/2009 10:34 pm
Victoria J
Funny, but the other day Liz Trotta on a Fox interview…said that it is quite possible if Palin wasn’t such an embodiment of Barbie that she wouldn’t have made it this far…the guys like a cutie…as Ensign and Sanford have demonstrated. I suspect her Republican male grassroots supporters have a few male descriptions of the Governor in those red high heels.  What I loved was Liz Trotta for the life of her couldn’t go along to get along. She trounced SP as being undereducated and totally unprepared for any of the jobs she has held. I think women of accomplishment have a hard time coming up with accolades for SP. They review their own career track, their hard work and their intellectual rigor to the non performance of Sarah Palin and it galls them.
By Victoria J on 07/07/2009 12:23 pm
Kelly In Texas

OMG…what is this Margo?

You are looking like some 4th grader that stood in the corner while the prettiest girl in class got asked to dance. Just say no to that green monster that seems to be coloring your opinions and ability to discourse.

By Kelly In Texas on 07/05/2009 10:41 am
Sandbee (FB) 54
If that was the prettiest girl in the class, they must have all been horses.  I’ve had a problem all along with everyone thinking she is so attractive, just don’t see it.
By Sandbee (FB) 54 on 07/05/2009 11:37 am
Sandy B
Oh at last.  Me too!  I just don’t get the "she’s so pretty" business.  She’s alright if she isn’t attempting to say anything, but certainly nothing Margo or most others need be jelous of…
By Sandy B on 07/05/2009 12:00 pm
Margo Howard
Actually, I think she is very good-looking - clearly the best-looking woman in American politics today. Alas, government is not a beauty contest.
By Margo Howard on 07/05/2009 2:59 pm