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Margo Howard | 07/05/2009 7:15 am

Margo Howard, Ann Coulter Miraculously Agree: Palin Too Big for Alaska

Margo Howard
Editor’s Note: A longtime journalist, Margo Howard went into the family business (her mother was the fabled Ann Landers) in the 1990s as Dear Prudence. Her broad experience and understanding of human nature provide answers for the troubled — and entertainment for everyone else. Margo’s advice column, Dear Margo, appears twice a week — on Thursdays and Fridays — on wowOwow.com.

To slightly skew an e-mail that was going around a few weeks ago, let me just say that friends said the day I agreed with Ann Coulter pigs would fly. Well, swine flu … and I now find myself in agreement with Coulter. [Click here for Coulter’s post.] Sarah Palin is too big for Alaska. And you know why? She signed a book deal – reportedly for somewhere between $7,000,000 and $11,000,000. In April. I do not know how I missed this news, but I did. Maybe you did, too. In any case, no one is particularly tying this news to her resignation. I mean, wouldn’t you rather earn X millions of dollars than $175,000? The haste with which she made her announcement, however, does nothing to disabuse me of the idea that she and the Mr. might be in some legal trouble.

I think quitting for a big-bucks book deal shows a real lack of character, but a great deal of opportunism. The citizens of Alaska elected her to a term of office and she is skipping out because … well, she is too big for Alaska. People who are lame ducks seldom deal with their duckhood by resigning, so let’s scratch that one.

I do disagree with Coulter (my usual stance) on one point she makes in her post. She writes, "I thought her press conference explained it very clearly – though she couldn’t put it precisely this way without sounding vain, but it’s obvious." She "explained it clearly"? That, my dear, is a stretch. If she had explained it clearly the news outlets and the blogosphere would not be talking about how it could barely qualify as English.

Should you want to read a hilarious entry from Jim Washburn’s blog, here’s the beginning, and the link:
‘Let’s go quit!’ That was CNN’s Candy Crowley Friday night, imagining the decision process that led to Sarah Palin’s resignation, so spontaneous and unplanned did it seem. Nutty, too. It sounded like Richard Nixon if, heading into his Checkers Speech, he’d first taken the edge off by mixing Benzedrex inhalers into his rum and Cokes, the ones Dick Tuck had laced with pure Sandoz LSD, and then Nixon had gone on camera and wrestled an imaginary bear that turned into a black Satan and he’s going to keep that precious baby, no matter what anybody says, even the NBA coaches. That kind of nutty.
Click here for the rest of Jim’s blog.


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C Hardy
Margo, if I might as you this…Did you always do as your Mother told you?  Also didn’t Obama’s Mother have unprotected sex with his father as an unwed teenager?  She still made sure Obama was raised with family values that we can all see, so what makes Palin any different?  Please dont tell me b/c Obama didnt run his campaign on family values b/c he did as a husband and father of two girls. 
By C Hardy on 07/06/2009 8:10 am
Kelly In Texas
Actaully, the term would be Horsewoman or Equestrian. I perfer Horseman, myself…
By Kelly In Texas on 07/06/2009 12:25 pm
Lizzie R.
Margo - heed this. If you ever go to Texas there are a lot of signs that say "Don’t Mess With Texas" …true here too.
By Lizzie R. on 07/06/2009 4:03 pm
Desiree McHan
I’m from Texas and please do not group all of us with you.
By Desiree McHan on 07/06/2009 4:16 pm
Margo Howard
Honey, I’ve been there, and once is enough.
By Margo Howard on 07/06/2009 4:39 pm
Jennifer Mc

Amen.

i love Texas and i love living here, but there are some mentalities that i simply don’t share with the "masses," as viewed by those who aren’t from around these here parts.

i live in Austin for a reason… ;)

By Jennifer Mc on 07/06/2009 4:53 pm
Margo Howard
All my Texas friends are in Austin, and they don’t particularly relish that it’s in Texas …
By Margo Howard on 07/06/2009 5:10 pm
Murphy Mac
I love Austin too and agree with you that it’s the only place I’d live if I had to live in Texas. Margo, they don’t want us in Austin or in Texas in general… they’re going to secede, remember?
By Murphy Mac on 07/06/2009 6:12 pm
Lauren Wojtkowski
If your Texas friends don’t like Texas, they can move to any stereotypically elitist area elsewhere that they think is not so beneath them.  Stop demeaning Texans.  What snobbish comments to make from the likes of you who know not of what you speak.  No one is making disparaging remarks about anyone else’s home state, and you all are, once again, way off topic. 
By Lauren Wojtkowski on 07/06/2009 11:30 pm
Lizzie R.
Whoa! I’m from Arizona. I was not referring to me. I was referring to a specific person.
By Lizzie R. on 07/06/2009 5:38 pm
Lizzie R.
I’m from Arizona….love Austin - have a friend there.
By Lizzie R. on 07/06/2009 6:24 pm
Margo Howard
By Margo Howard on 07/06/2009 4:39 pm
Andrea Brandon
What happened to your post, Margo?
By Andrea Brandon on 07/06/2009 7:31 pm
Margo Howard
I shot a blank.
By Margo Howard on 07/06/2009 11:57 pm
Tee Zee
Thanks Margo, you said it better than I could!
By Tee Zee on 07/06/2009 9:26 am