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Liz Smith | 12/24/2008 8:00 am

Christmas Greetings to All From Liz Smith

By Liz Smith
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“Christmas Eve was a night of song that warmed itself around you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart. Filling it, too, with a melody that would last forever,” wrote author Bess Streeter Aldrich of the loveliest night of them all.

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“Merry Christmas,” said Blake Gopnik, who followed up with these words: “I know those Christian-sounding words ought to feel odd coming from my lips. I am a third-generation atheist of Jewish ancestry and I’m almost evangelical in my lack of faith. But the words feel fine – ‘Merry Christmas!’”

Mr. Gopnik clings to this greeting because “saying something like ‘Happy Holidays’ or ‘Best of the Seasons’ sound like bland euphemisms, newspeak, el cheapo substitutes.”

He adds: “The wonderfully secular, partly pagan solstice celebration that is coming on December 25 has also had a tie to Christ for about 1800 years. The link is too well forged to try to break it now without diminishing the whole event. “I find beauty in the most clearly Christian parts of Christmas, and I’m not willing to lose out on it, or let the Christians keep it for themselves.

“I’ll buy ‘In God We Trust’ as crucial decoration on the dollar bill and I’ll use ‘Merry Christmas’ as the right words to usher in the solstice season. So in the full spirit of the holiday, I’d like to wish us, one and all – Christians and Jews, Muslims and Zoroastrians, even my fellow atheists, a very, very Merry Christmas.”

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And so, I, Liz, stand with Mr. Gopnik for the embracing of ‘Merry Christmas’ and of Christmas itself, rather than reducing it to ‘political correctness.’ I never buy Christmas cards that say “Greetings of the Season” or “Happy Holidays.”

I like to say “Merry Christmas” and I hope Jewish people will say it to me as well, just as I say “Happy Hanukkah.” And on December 26, I’ll be saying “Glorious and Happy Kwanzaa” to those who keep that as a holiday.

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One Jody Rosen wrote an entire book (White Christmas ) about the Irving Berlin classic song “White Christmas.” He described how “a cantor’s son from Russia took the Christ out of Christmas by composing one of America’s favorite songs. It is the darkest, bluest tune ever to masquerade as a Christmas Carol. And it’s not a carol – that implication is religious – it’s just a popular song!”

And now for something entirely different: The unusual “verse” for Irving Berlin’s classic “White Christmas” is often sung in L.A. and New York.

This is the introduction, seldom heard, that goes before the words “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas; just like the ones we used to know.” Here’s the verse:

The sun is shining, the grass is green. The orange and palm trees sway/ There’s never been such a day/ in Beverly Hills, L.A./ But it’s December, the 24th/ and I’m longing to be up North.


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And, here, is another “Christmas song” written by the very funny Tom Lehrer. Sometimes, if he is urged, fans can get Michael Feinstein in his stint at the Regency Hotel in New York to sing this one:

I’m spending Hanukkah in Santa Monica/Wearing sandals, lighting candles by the sea./I spent Shavuot (sha-voo-us) in East Saint Louis/A charming spot, but clearly not the spot for me.

Those eastern winters, I can’t endure ‘em. So every year, I pack my gear and come out here till Purim. Rosh Hashona, I spend in Arizona. And ‘Yom Kippah’ way down in ‘Mississippah.’

But in December, there’s just one place to for me. Mid the California flora, I’ll be lighting my menorah/Like a baby in its cradle, I’ll be playing with my dreidel. Here’s to Judas Maccabeus! Boy, if he could only see us.

Spending Hanukkah, in Santa Monica, by the sea!

32 Reader Comments (so far…) Sign In or Register to comment

HA BIBI
Merry Christmas to you as well Liz!
By HA BIBI on 12/24/2008 8:03 am
beth willis
Merry Christmas, Liz Smith, and a most gracious thank you for your thoughtful and thought-provoking gifts throughout the previous year. Peace and grace
By beth willis on 12/24/2008 8:41 am
E .
Liz, My wish for you this Christmas is for you to be surrounded by truly loving friends embraced by a joyous spirit. Merry Christmas! Here’s hoping for a wonderful 2009 for all of us. E
By E . on 12/24/2008 8:50 am
Tee Zee
Merry Christmas Liz, and to all the wOw posters!
By Tee Zee on 12/24/2008 9:25 am
f p
Have a lovely Christmas TZ :-)
By f p on 12/24/2008 11:18 am
sibelle daubigne
To Liz and Mr Gopnik for the Solstice Celebration! Merry Christmas!
By sibelle daubigne on 12/24/2008 9:42 am
Laurie Deer
To all at wowow.com, God bless you and happy holidays.
By Laurie Deer on 12/24/2008 10:16 am
Buh- Bye
By Buh- Bye on 12/24/2008 10:25 am
Grande Camper
Yes, Merry Christmas to everyone.
By Grande Camper on 12/24/2008 10:32 am
Cheryl Mitchell
And I’ll say it in my native language…Feliz Navidad y Prospero Ano Nuevo para ti Liz Smith y toda mis amigas de WoW.
By Cheryl Mitchell on 12/24/2008 10:38 am
Christina
And I in mine: God Jul och Gott Nytt År 2009 till alla här på Wow! I’m not very religious, but here’s a clip of a song that always gets to me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufnjnwzz82k
By Christina on 12/25/2008 3:11 am
Cheryl Mitchell
Christina, it does me the same way! I love it, thank you.
By Cheryl Mitchell on 12/25/2008 2:38 pm
Dorothy S
Merry Christmas to all at Wowowow. To Liz, You have taught me more than any of the women on the top of Wowowow. I fumble with words trying to express this thought. Way back in the beginning, as a first-time blogger, some of my words were wrong. I meant one thing and ended up insulting accidentally. To you Liz, I fear I owe a heartfelt apology. I am ignorant of much. I was ignorant to not know who you are and what you do for a living. It is a new year and I will make my New Year’s resolution to think before I type. Meanwhile, know you are loved out here in my bit of boonies and have earned much praise and thanks for all that you contributed here on wowowow. May your Christmas be full of smiles and blessings.
By Dorothy S on 12/24/2008 10:51 am
Maurine H
Merriest of Christmases, Liz! Thanks for all your wit and wisdom this year, and here’s to a New Year with more of the same! Maurine
By Maurine H on 12/24/2008 10:58 am
f p
Have a great Christmas maurine :-)
By f p on 12/24/2008 11:18 am