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A Friend Stopped By | 11/10/2008 2:20 pm

Elvis Has Left the Building, by Monica Crowley

By Monica Crowley

Editor’s Note: Monica Crowley, Ph.D., is a panelist on The McLaughlin Group, the host of the nationally syndicated radio program "The Monica Crowley Show" and a member of the Council on Foreign Relations.

[On Friday] Barack Obama made his first public appearance since being elected president. (Unless you count the people who saw him working out at the gym, automatic weapons-toting Secret Service in tow.)

After meeting with his economic advisers, he had them line up behind a podium before he stepped to its microphone. The room was full of reporters, who fell into a reverential hush when he walked into the room.

The Anointed One finally speaks! What will he say?

Not a whole lot, as it turned out. He made a few prepared remarks about the economic crisis (nothing new there), and took a few short questions about whether he had answered Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s congratulatory note (he’s thinking about it), whether they had picked out a new puppy for his daughters (they’re still looking) and if he’s seeking advice from former presidents (something about not doing seances with the dead former presidents that later required an apology to Nancy Reagan).

Then he said, "Thank you very much," and left the building, Elvis-like.

The press was in full genuflection. And the president-elect was in full control mode. I hope he enjoyed that breathtakingly brief interlude with the press, because he’s not going to be able to get away with it much longer. The press supports him, of course, and they will do their best to protect him. But their job is to "cover" the president, even when that coverage is biased. So they will still need answers from him for their articles and columns and television and radio reports. Taking a question about the family dog and then bolting isn’t going to cut it much longer.

If the media is as protective of him as a security blanket, then why did he jet outta there faster than Michael Moore at a Jenny Craig consultation?

Because he wants to limit his exposure so he doesn’t make any gaffes. The media will allow that now, as part of the honeymoon they want to give him anyway. But in a few weeks, they will expect more. And more. The Anointed One will have to feed the Beast. Or he may be amazed by how quickly the Beast may turn on him. Of all the unwelcome surprises coming his way, that may be the most jarring of all.

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Okpulot Taha
Star Lawrence writes, “Burn that girdle!” Star, I have a very endearing story for you. This is a story of how we women once were, full of feminine pride. My grandma, who became my mother, was born sometime around last turn of the century, sometime around 1900 year. Grandma does not know when she was actually born. She always wears a loose fitting cotton sun dress, nothing underneath, which is needed for hot humid Oklahoma summer days. This day, she slips on a pair of grandpa’s pants and one of his long sleeve white cotton shirts, standard issue for men folk. I am about belly high to a mule and know the routine. Grandma slips on pants, I am to fetch buckets and go with her way down by Grassy Lake to pick blackberries for canning and pies. Those blackberry bushes are wild, tall and deep. So overgrown, we had to follow small animal trails into the blackberry bushes. Grandma wears pants and a long sleeve shirt to protect against all the prickly thorns. Being a child girl, I am, of course, wearing Plain Jane overalls. We are picking and filling our buckets when grandma suddenly hushes me then pulls me deep into the blackberry bushes. I become scared thinking a panther is prowling looking for a child to eat, which does happen. I look and listen then notice a farmer riding a handsome red roan horse down a cow trail which cuts by these blackberry bushes. Grandma, index finger over her lips, admonishes me to be silent. This farmer trots on by on his way to whatever business he has. After, I ask grandma why we had to hide. She explains, “I can’t have no man seeing me wearing pants, ain’t fittin’ for a woman to wear pants.” Okpulot Taha Choctaw Nation
By Okpulot Taha on 11/12/2008 11:50 am
Star Lawrence
What a fun story. I wrote an article about girdles for ME Magazine (the one handed out at Menopause the Musical)—some women are still “into” them big time. Not this woman, though!
By Star Lawrence on 11/12/2008 2:05 pm
Marjorie C.
Frannie Em, Thanks for the page. Camille Paglia: I like Sarah Palin, and I’ve heartily enjoyed her arrival on the national stage. To this and all the other observations she makes about Sarah, I can only say, thank you Camille.
By Marjorie C. on 11/12/2008 12:48 pm
T P
Marjorie- When I read what Camille Paglia stated it made me smile. Nice to see other FEMINISTS supporting/respecting Gov. Palin. Yeah SARAH!!!
By T P on 11/12/2008 1:08 pm
Star Lawrence
I always thought Paglia was a pseudo intellectual—now I see she’s SMART.
By Star Lawrence on 11/12/2008 2:09 pm
sibelle daubigne
Nancy Pelosi is the real danger! She is becoming a googleboob!
By sibelle daubigne on 11/12/2008 5:12 pm
DeBúrca obj
I have had two nutjob Republicans tell me they think Obama is the “anti-christ” and one tell me they think Obama is “another Hitler”. This is the Republican base that Monica Crowley is trying to pump up. But she is just one… these are the people who Rush and Hannity rely upon as their bread and butter so we can expect more of this sort of garbage for the next 4 years. But they had all better be careful to not overplay that fear and smear hand that served them so well for the last 8 years, the American public has lost their collective stomach for it.
By DeBúrca obj on 11/12/2008 6:02 pm
Kryssi K
Leave it to the neo-cons to believe that a black man is the anti-christ! These are the same people who paint Jesus as a white man.
By Kryssi K on 11/16/2008 5:02 am
Star Lawrence
they think Obama is “another Hitler” This was sort of hinted by the two Newsweek editors in that Charlie Rose video. The similarity of the spectacles and mesmerization anyhow. I would add the weird proposed youth corps and children singing songs about him…but I don’t think the Hitler thing is too effective—it’s overdone all the time. Although a member of Congress did bring this up, too—I forget his name. Some nutjob, as you like to call public servants.
By Star Lawrence on 11/13/2008 3:04 pm
DeBúrca obj
The crazy lady at my local 7-eleven isn’t a “public servant” she is a cashier, who doesn’t really do a good job but I think is related to someone. During her breaks, between rants about Hitler, she smokes thin cigars outside the store. The two nutjobs calling him the anti-christ aren’t “public servants” either, they are religious fanatics who spend their spare time tuned in to Rush Limbaugh. I don’t know where you got the idea they were “public servants” but if you agree with this stuff you fit in the same catagory. Disagreeing with Obama’s political policies is one thing, calling him “Hitler” or “the anti-christ” is quite another and it falls under the nutjob catagory.
By DeBúrca obj on 11/16/2008 9:08 am
DeBúrca obj
His name was Rep. Paul Broun and he called him both a Marxist AND Hitler, which makes him a confused nutjob.
By DeBúrca obj on 11/16/2008 9:19 am