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A Friend Stopped By | 11/10/2008 2:20 pm

Elvis Has Left the Building, by Monica Crowley

By Monica Crowley

Editor’s Note: Monica Crowley, Ph.D., is a panelist on The McLaughlin Group, the host of the nationally syndicated radio program "The Monica Crowley Show" and a member of the Council on Foreign Relations.

[On Friday] Barack Obama made his first public appearance since being elected president. (Unless you count the people who saw him working out at the gym, automatic weapons-toting Secret Service in tow.)

After meeting with his economic advisers, he had them line up behind a podium before he stepped to its microphone. The room was full of reporters, who fell into a reverential hush when he walked into the room.

The Anointed One finally speaks! What will he say?

Not a whole lot, as it turned out. He made a few prepared remarks about the economic crisis (nothing new there), and took a few short questions about whether he had answered Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s congratulatory note (he’s thinking about it), whether they had picked out a new puppy for his daughters (they’re still looking) and if he’s seeking advice from former presidents (something about not doing seances with the dead former presidents that later required an apology to Nancy Reagan).

Then he said, "Thank you very much," and left the building, Elvis-like.

The press was in full genuflection. And the president-elect was in full control mode. I hope he enjoyed that breathtakingly brief interlude with the press, because he’s not going to be able to get away with it much longer. The press supports him, of course, and they will do their best to protect him. But their job is to "cover" the president, even when that coverage is biased. So they will still need answers from him for their articles and columns and television and radio reports. Taking a question about the family dog and then bolting isn’t going to cut it much longer.

If the media is as protective of him as a security blanket, then why did he jet outta there faster than Michael Moore at a Jenny Craig consultation?

Because he wants to limit his exposure so he doesn’t make any gaffes. The media will allow that now, as part of the honeymoon they want to give him anyway. But in a few weeks, they will expect more. And more. The Anointed One will have to feed the Beast. Or he may be amazed by how quickly the Beast may turn on him. Of all the unwelcome surprises coming his way, that may be the most jarring of all.

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Star Lawrence
I see a few wing walkers in that bunch!
By Star Lawrence on 11/11/2008 4:27 pm
Frannie Em
Lady Gator and Marjorie Here is an article by Camille Paglia, it opens to the second page. She has a unique and very practical viewpoint. I find her refreshing. http://www.salon.com/opinion/paglia/2008/11/12/palin/index1.html
By Frannie Em on 11/11/2008 11:48 pm
Lady Gator
Frannie —-Wow — she IS unique, practical and MOST refreshing. It’s all the things I would like to have said — only she says it WAY much better. Maybe I’ll make a compromise on here — “When all of the posters and founders of this site quit the nasty, snarly, attacks on Sarah Palin then maybe I can play nice about some of their “rapture” about the new administration.” Thank you for the article — I will be looking for more of her articles.
By Lady Gator on 11/12/2008 9:51 am
Frannie Em
Lady Gator, you are quite welcome. I thought she had a great take on the situation. Great common sense.
By Frannie Em on 11/13/2008 1:08 am
Okpulot Taha
DeBúrca Obj comments, “Choctaw Nation, leave Chicago out of your lunatic rants.” I am a nation unto myself! Sometimes my husband calls my big butt the Choctaw Nation. He speaks my language, though, quite delightfully. Yeah, I probably should not mention Chicago for my family’s safety; there are a lot of murderous lunatics running loose in Chicago. I will switch to Washington, D.C. for my lunatic rants; there is a nice safe city. Rather ironic Washington, D.C. is our nation’s capitol and Washington, D.C. is the crime capitol of our country. Birds of a feather and all that, I suppose. Okpulot Taha Choctaw Nation
By Okpulot Taha on 11/11/2008 10:43 am
DeBúrca obj
Chicago is a world class city and a wonderful place to live. Your comments about Chicago are ignorant and offensive. I don’t know where you live but I wouldn’t presume to make disparaging comments about that place for 2 reasons… 1) I don’t live there, thus am no authority on the place you live; 2) It would be an offensive, ignorant thing to do. CITIES ARE AMERICA TOO BY NEIL STEINBERG Sun-Times Columnist - November 7, 2008 The word “politics” comes from the Greek “polis,” meaning city, and it is an irony of American politics that our cities tend to get the backhand. No candidate hesitates to stand in a cornfield and declare that he will bring this nation back to its cherished small-town roots. But what politician holds a photo-op beside a chain-link fence on a gritty urban block and endorses the values of the hardworking bus driver? Very few. So it is significant that Barack Obama — community organizer, Kenwood resident — celebrated his historic victory not Downstate in Springfield, not in a suburban hotel ballroom, but in Grant Park, in the heart of Chicago. Obama is a city dweller. People are already talking about the good he will bring to Chicago, and of course they’re thinking about money — federal dollars in our pockets. And while money is always nice, there are benefits beyond cash, and Tuesday night was a priceless gift to the city. Michigan Avenue stroll After the rally and the speech, nearly a quarter of a million people poured out of Grant Park and onto Michigan Avenue. A river of humanity, from curb to curb, from Roosevelt Road to the Wrigley Building. All ages, all races, wearing new Obama T-shirts and fancy church clothes. At every intersection, the cross-streets were jammed for blocks. It seemed so strange, so fantastical — this famous street, empty of cars but crowded with Chicagoans, waving flags in the brightly lit midnight. “Take a good look around,” I told my 13-year-old son, as we walked down the middle of Michigan Avenue. “Because you are never going to see this again.” This was the part we had worried about, win or lose. What would happen afterward? Readers had warned me not to go downtown. It could get ugly. “If he does win, I’ll be in my basement, clinging to my guns and religion,” wrote Will County reader Sam Langham. (“In Beecher?” I wrote back. “I’d gather my courage and sit in my yard if I were you. It’s such lovely weather … “) Like so many fears, which feel weighty before the fact, concern about the crowd suddenly seemed ridiculous, even shameful. People whooped and danced. A street saxophonist played “Hail to the Chief.” Entire families, down to wide-eyed toddlers, held hands. Everyone was smiling. The place I choked up, oddly enough, was in front of the Hilton Chicago. “This was the Conrad Hilton,” I told my boy, in my pedantic dad fashion. “This was the spot where the protesters sat down, and were beaten by the cops. Right here.” The contrast was stunning, between the long-ago violent night, seared in public memory, and now this harmonious scene (kudos to the police, who watched from the median, some steely eyed, some bemused, and helped keep everybody in line. The City That Works worked — planning and discipline paid off). The crowd’s happy exit from Grant Park barely made the news, to be expected, I suppose, given the speech and the huge historic shift that the election of Barack Obama represents. Still, ignoring it is an oversight — had three people thrown bricks, it would have been labeled a riot and waved as a harbinger of the social unraveling the bigots expect any moment now. So why overlook the peaceful outcome? The crowd seemed to understand the gravity of the moment, seemed to know their behavior mattered. There were no arrests in Grant Park, itself an astounding fact (Not that it matters to those determined to be fearful, already pointing at the few arrests on the West Side as Evidence of Something Scary. Guys, there are arrests and shootings on the West Side every night of the year). In front of the Art Institute, the young people danced, hopping around to the clanging of a cowbell, chanting, “Ohhhhhh, O, O, Oh, Obama!!!” My son edged toward them, watching, while I held back. It struck me that, for the first time, the president of the United States will be younger than myself. One generation rises, the next recedes. Only the city itself remains. “So tonight, let us ask ourselves,” Obama had said, an hour earlier. “If our children should live to see the next century; if my daughters should be so lucky … what change will they see? What progress will we have made?” If Tuesday is any indication, we’ll make a lot. We already have. The nation didn’t change Tuesday night — it had already changed gradually, over years and decades, through hard work and determination, sacrifice and struggle. What happened Tuesday night is that we realized it. The nation elected an extraordinary Chicagoan as its next leader, and the people poured out into the city streets and looked at one another, and saw the change. ‘America, America’ Were people really singing in the street? Yes, I can report, on good authority, that at least one prematurely cynical teenage boy, a born skeptic who earlier that evening compared Chicago to a wormy apple, “addled with corruption,” spontaneously broke into song as he walked up Michigan Avenue. “O beautiful, for spacious skies … ” he began. “For amber waves of grain,” his father, no small cynic himself, joined in “For purple mountains majesty … ” they continued together, loudly and off-key, linked arm in arm. “Above the fruited plain. America, America, God shed His grace on thee, and crown thy good, with brotherhood, from sea to shining sea.” Was it important? One thing this election has taught me is that there are lots of facts, an infinity of facts, and too many people seize on just a few, puzzle pieces that fit neatly into their puzzled minds. Then they ignore the rest, staring at one pebble in a field of boulders. The father and son singing might not be important. But it’s something I’ll remember for the rest of my life.
By DeBúrca obj on 11/11/2008 11:02 am
Okpulot Taha
Sibelle Daubigne reminds me of my middle age mother status, “Okpulot, keep it sleek!” I wish, girlfriend! Anymore, just looking at an advertisement for Haagen-Dazs ice cream makes my butt gain ten pounds. Annoys me to watch my hubby eat a half gallon of Haagen-Dazs then promptly lose ten pounds. I’ll tell you, life just ain’t fair. Our girl’s father is ten years older than me, still fit, trim, hard bodied, my stud. Our girl, this is all her fault. She spread my hips a good twelve inches, nursed my breasts until those puppies drooped over my belly button, added a big rig spare tire around my waist and her teenage years turned my hair gray. I should have pinched her head off when she was born. I tried a new age corset. Old fashion corsets, such a pain to have my husband plant a foot on my back then pull those strings tight. So, I catch this ad on a Hispanic television station. Could not understand a word but this spandex body sculpturing corset sure looks good! What body miracles are displayed! I order one, using a credit card for a discount, pay a hundred dollars shipping, which seems a tad bit high; must be a Mexico thing. Anyhow, my miracle body sculpturing spandex sock corset arrives. Boy howdy, I use half a can of my old man’s black axle grease, a small shovel as a shoe horn, have to wiggle, jiggle, squeeze, jump up and down while sucking in my gut, all to get this miracle worker spandex corset up around my ample waist not to mention over my exaggerated callipygian backside. End result, my butt cheeks end up middle of my back and my breasts end up under my chin. Looking in a mirror, I look just like the Hunchback of Notre Dame with jowls. Not a pretty sight, no sir. Had to use surgical scissors to get free from this new age spandex corset. Twist & Shout! Shake it up, baby! Yes, ma’am, I sure do shake it up, like a fifty gallon drum of jello sitting on a California earthquake fault line. Okpulot Taha Choctaw Nation
By Okpulot Taha on 11/11/2008 11:16 am
sibelle daubigne
LOL LOL LOL LOL
By sibelle daubigne on 11/11/2008 11:29 am
Marjorie C.
Okpulot Taha: End result, my butt cheeks end up middle of my back and my breasts end up under my chin. LOL..LOL..LOL.. Ya put it on backwards, ya dope !! Just kidding. Maybe you bought the wrong size… maybe people are smaller in Mexico… maybe I should shut up while I’m ahead…
By Marjorie C. on 11/11/2008 12:26 pm
sibelle daubigne
A fifty gallon drum of jello sitting on a California earthquake fault line” LOL LOL LOL Only in America!
By sibelle daubigne on 11/11/2008 12:33 pm
Lady Gator
Okpulot T —-“Half a can of my old man’s axle grease — a small shovel as a shoehorn” You have just had me doubled over! Keep on shakin’ baby! LOL
By Lady Gator on 11/11/2008 2:56 pm
g c
DeBurca, Thank you for posting that. My husband and I experienced that moment at home with our 3 kids 2 of them 15 and one who is 11, they knew as did we that we were watching history in the making, I found it to be a teachable moment to talk about what this election represented to our children. It was a very moving experience for people of all ages, those of us old enough to remember the past and the children today who might decide to make different choices for their future based upon the present history that played out the evening of Nov. 4. Past, Present and Future, many people who made sacrifices and hard choices many of them decades ago made that night possible. If you could not look at what happened in Grant Park with unjaded eyes and see a better tomorrow you are myopic. We have some hard days ahead for many Americans of all colors, parties or religion, now is the time we need to pull together not become more divided. America, America, God shed His grace on thee, and crown thy good, with brotherhood, from sea to shining sea.” That’s the spirit.
By g c on 11/11/2008 11:30 am
Okpulot Taha
DeBúrca Obj quotes Neil Steinberg, “Obama is a city dweller.” Well, yeah, there you go. Obama is one of those shiny shoes wearing city slickers who has not sense enough to not look a gift horse in the wrong end. Okpulot Taha Choctaw Nation
By Okpulot Taha on 11/11/2008 11:36 am
MaryPage Drake
For those few who prefer to stand around disconsolately swirling the wine in their glasses of sour grapes, stay there forever with your lost hopes: The rest of us have all left the building as well, and all: We heeded that rallying shout: “Let’s go change the world!”
By MaryPage Drake on 11/11/2008 12:03 pm
DeBúrca obj
Amen to that MaryPage.
By DeBúrca obj on 11/11/2008 12:16 pm