Money | 03/04/2009 9:00 am
Fired and Fabulous!

As more and more Americans are discovering, losing your job is rough and scary. But it can also be the jolt you need to launch a great career. Take it from J.K. Rowling, Suzanne Somers and Madonna, all of whom made millions after getting fired from an unhappy day job: Opportunity can be hidden just about anywhere — even on a pink slip.
Here are nine women who made it big after finding themselves out of work.
Click here for photos of some of these fabulous and fired women.
J.K. Rowling — A Wiz With Shorthand
As a secretary in a busy London office, Rowling’s boss often accused her of daydreaming, eventually letting her go. That gave the budding fantasy writer time to commit her tales of a young apprentice wizard and his adventures in a magical English boarding school to paper. Since then, the Harry Potter books have sold more than 400 million copies, spawning a billion-dollar blockbuster film series. Rowling is now among Britain’s richest women — and has a secretary or two of her own.
Madonna — Like a Munchkin
In the late 1970s, this future material girl was fired from a Dunkin’ Donuts in Times Square for squirting jelly at customers. Back then, the multimillion-dollar queen of pop had less than $100 to her name. A young dance student, she started performing with local groups, eventually forming her own band and recording a string of hit dance tunes. Last October, she signed a ten-year $120 million contract with Live Nation. That’s a lot of donuts.
Mary Kay Ash — A Career Makeover
A single mom in the 1950s, Mary Kay Ash was a top sales director for Stanley Home Products for a quarter century, but was routinely denied promotions and pay hikes. By 1963, a forced retirement left her jobless with a life savings of $5,000. With that cash, she opened a 500-square-foot cosmetics store in Dallas, hiring nine door-to-door "beauty consultants." Today, Mary Kay Inc. brings in over $1 billion a year, with more than 350,000 sales reps around the world.
Suzanne Somers — Three’s a Crowd
After a contract dispute led ABC producers to write her out of "Three’s Company" in the early 1980s, Suzanne Somers’s television career fizzled to pitching Thighmasters on campy late-night infomercials. But off camera, Somers was building a multimillion-dollar empire of branded health and beauty products sold through her own direct marketing firm. A breast cancer survivor, she’s also written a series of bestselling self-help books.
Mena Trott — Blogging for Billions
A victim of the dot-com bust, Mena Trott put her energy into blogging after both she and her husband were laid off from a small Web-design firm in San Francisco in 2002. Frustrated by lousy software, the couple created their own user-friendly blogging tool. Today, Movable Type is an industry standard used by countless bloggers around the world, from media elite to laptop literati. A superstar in Silicon Valley, Trott now heads a fast-growing software company worth millions.
Martha Stewart — Stocks and Buns
A Wall Street trader, Martha Steward found herself looking for another job after the 1973 recession devastated the financial market and put thousands of brokers out of work (plus ca change). That year, she and a friend opened a bakery in Connecticut that grew into a million-dollar business over the next decade. These days, Stewart has cornered the homemaking market with a media juggernaut spanning television, magazines, books and a line of home and gardening products.
Pat Mitchell — Thanks to Viewers Like You
When Look magazine folded in the early 1970s, Pat Mitchell recalls managers serving reporters Bloody Marys, along with their pink slips. Out of work, broke and disillusioned with the magazine industry, Mitchell took a stab at television. Over the next three decades, she developed into a groundbreaking producer, receiving 37 Emmys, five Peabody Awards and two Oscar nominations. In 2000, she became president and CEO of PBS.























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This may sound a bit too much like rah, rah, rah! Hip, hip hooray! or some such thing -
However, I believe some of the most advantageous moments comes out of depression, disbelief, and or, despair. I think this is a time especially for women, to re-invent ourselves and do amazing things! Why let a little thing like a majority of males in leadership prevent us from shining and springing forth with a new generation of entreprenaurs?
This is a NEW Generation! A NEW Time! A New Day!
Unfortunately, there are not a lot of women interested in this, but… alas! I am!
I have been wrestling and struggling with a method of developing energy from lightning, and I have an idea of how to create it - I simply do not have the where-with-all to develop the idea. It is a matter of controlling the energy and activating it to work in a specific manner. As in a coil which increases the flow and a capacitor or whatever, to store it, and a means of housing the energy as it sparks and flashes, and bounces around out of control - which ultimately needs to be managed and controlled in order to create the desired affect.
Why hasn’t anyone found THE WAY to do this? It is so frustrating to me, because I have no science degree, or language to express the concept I am attempting to share with the world.
Why haven’t scientist been able to figure this out, yet? Dang! I know there is a way - I have just discovered that GE and others are working on it, I am simply getting very impatient with them! Our nation is running out of energy abilities, water supplies and other necessary commodities… WE need people to find sources for our lack of future supplies. Where are all the inventors, scientists, and business people who should be working on all these necessities???
My mother sent this to me. Recently, I lost my job due to my boss, a woman, calling me out of my name. Yet one of my former co-workers told me that this is the time for me to turn a negative into a positive and pursue my gifts. I am working hard on my own singing and had the great oppurtunity to go to europe and sing. this story has been an inspiration!
The truth is, I don’t care for my employer. I respect my manager, and the work itself is okay, but we’re treated like pawns in a losing game. The threat and reality of layoffs has been over our heads for so long that we no longer expect decent treatment. Our pay is being cut, there’s no such thing as a promotion or raise, our benefits get worse, and our health insurance gets lousier and more expensive. They know that we will take it because there are no other jobs out there and plenty of people lined up to replace each of us. The only direction with this employer is down. This can’t possibly be as good as it gets. If I am laid off, I plan to stop at the liquor store for a cold bottle of champagne and then come home and drink it. The day after that, it’s as likely as not that my life will start improving.