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Entertainment | 05/06/2008 6:19 pm

Glenn Close: If Giorgio Armani Stopped His Fashion Magic, I'd Just Stay in My Jammies

By Liz Peek
After a fashionista (i.e., small portions) cannelloni lunch (Italian, of course), we heard from Joyce Brown and Glenda Bailey. They were followed by the beautiful Glenn Close, who has known Mr. Armani for 25 years and who has been dressed by him for many of her most famous roles. She spoke fondly of their collaboration, noting that she had been on the "worst dressed" list before getting to know Mr. Armani, who saved her from that fate. She begged him to continue making his beautiful clothes since "otherwise I might just stay in my jammies."

All the speakers emphasized the impact that Mr. Armani has on the way women dress. I applauded him for allowing women in the corporate world, like myself, to look feminine yet capable, while other designers dressed us like undersized men. I also thanked him for simplifying life greatly during the time that I was working long hours on Wall Street and caring for three small children; I had NO time to think about clothes, but I didn’t need to. Mr. Armani made it simple.

Mr. Armani responded with waves and smiles, and a veritable torrent of Italian, which his translator tried valiantly to keep up with. We think he promised Glenn to keep making beautiful sexy dresses. He also asked the gorgeous Nadia Swarovski how he could take the sharply pointed crystal award home on the plane. At least, that’s what we think he said.

23 Reader Comments (so far…) Sign In or Register to comment

zut alors
I honestly don’t mean to be hurtful or rude…but this writing is cliche, adverb laden and lazy. There are 20 women posting on this site who could take this same info and rewrite it so it zings in 15 minutes flat. Better to have less content well written, than too much content where the writing is not up to the zippy standards of Huffington Post, Gawker, even Wonkette. The author should either review Mary Wells/Joan Juliet Buck, et al for fresh writing style or stick to financial pieces where she conveys authentic interest. James Wolcott’s excellent piece in “Vanity Fair” on popular lefty blogs is well worth a review. http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2008/06/wolcott200806
By zut alors on 05/06/2008 7:16 pm
C A Rose
Suzanne, I thought it was ‘tongue in cheek.’ Am I naive?
By C A Rose on 05/07/2008 12:51 am
Sandra Robinson
Well Miss de Cordelia, as far as your intimidating comment on this piece, I think I remember your comment “Shirley is good people”. In my book, that is certainly not good english!
By Sandra Robinson on 05/07/2008 2:43 pm
zut alors
Sandra, I never say anyone is ‘good people’ unless a typo…and you may not have gotten the memo but writers get critiqued all the time….as I do, often….and I hardly find it intimidating but look for whatever truth. To each their own.
By zut alors on 05/07/2008 3:45 pm
Maggi D
I don’t know. I found it interesting. Ms. Peek shared a moment in her life with us and I felt her enjoyment. Most writers try to convey a feeling, a moment, and time to share with us so that we can understand. I think Ms. Peek accomplished this and I envy her evening of celebration.
By Maggi D on 05/06/2008 9:22 pm
zut alors
Maggie/Cynthia-I wasn’t commenting on the content…but the basics of writing above the fold. The reader shouldn’t be thinking Strunk & White review required here. It’s very cliche and adverb riddled and that is lazy. As casual posters we are not held to a standard. I’d be the first to admit to writing too fast without sufficient thought, nor attention to editing/grammar/style. The word count on this piece is 564 words…that’s not slave labor. If you turned that in as an essay in a freshman English class with that number of adverbs and cliches you’d get a C, and classmates would be rough in their critiques. I will admit to having a thing about lazy writing above the fold. It irks me. It’s like inviting someone for dinner and handing them a paper plate. If anyone wants to say I’m a witch for saying it…that’s OK, I’ll accept that. If I wrote a 564 word piece with that many adverbs and cliches I wouldn’t be surprised if someone nailed me.
By zut alors on 05/07/2008 1:46 am
Maurine H
Suzanne - no, no you’re not a witch…but…maybe…a teensy bit picky???
By Maurine H on 05/07/2008 2:56 am
zut alors
Maurine….Yes I am picky. And you crack me up…no, no you’re not a witch. Reminds me of Nixon. I am not a Bitch!! [not always anyway]
By zut alors on 05/07/2008 5:00 am
Maggi D
I understand your point but had to laugh because if I invited you to dinner you might very well get a paper plate - - but good food and hopefully good conversation. I have to admit to being a speed reading and skim over most of the salad looking for the goodies. If there is enough there I am satisfied.
By Maggi D on 05/07/2008 2:59 am
georgia fatwood
Everybody needs an editor…blue pencils all around….I hope to learn a lot from all y’all.. facile wordsmiths…just never say very or tasty and you’ll be okay…
By georgia fatwood on 05/07/2008 4:30 am
beth willis
Suzanne, yours are always fact-filled, literary treatises, and how grand that is for all of us. but I am wondering if your time might be better spent finding ways to save the earth rather than counting adverbs. We all enjoy the well-turned phrase, the fresh glance at a hackneyed description. Your communication, Suzanne, always mutilayered: sparkling writing, informative and/or entertaining links. In all sincerity, Brava. Give me more links to AbFab, and let’s all put this behind us. Please, some ‘mo’ about Montecito or Carmel. I retired from teaching middle school English 4 years ago and with it grading papers, although I can’t recall ever counting adverbs…..accurately. We all look forward to your posts, Suzanne, but nailing you? I think not.
By beth willis on 05/07/2008 9:05 am
zut alors
Beth——Can’t wait to get out of the darn 80% BED confinement for 4 months and back to saving the world. When I was in the UCLA Writing program my fellows would have shot me through with burning arrows for adverbish work, then scalped me, and say me in the corner with Elements of Style. Rule #1 Write with nouns and strong verbs, not adjectives and adverbs. Doesn’t both me if anyone nails ma arse, Beth. When my novel got blue-penciled the editor wrote in big bold letters “Was there a SALE on COMMAS?” I thought it was funny—and true. Montecito? Carmel? I can do that. What’s AbFab?
By zut alors on 05/07/2008 3:58 pm
beth willis
Absolutely Fabulous”, British comedy with two totally self absorbed, politically incorrect perpetually inebriated women. “That’s right, isn’t it, darling.”After I read your reference, I pop in AbFab in search and enjoy a wicked howl for about 30 minutes. Absolutely Fabulous for the endorphin level. When I taught middle school English, just telling students to eliminate ‘very’, ‘thing’ and sentences beginning with ‘the’ made for some remarkable improvements in their essays. Peace and grace, friend
By beth willis on 05/09/2008 7:05 am
Lana Light
I didn,t find this writing interesting too.Giorgio Armani is great ITALIAN designer and what i was reading was kind of to simple(chip) for such a Legend.Suzanne thank you for tip!.
By Lana Light on 05/06/2008 10:10 pm
Maurine H
Hmmmm…can’t relate to this. Another planet. Maybe I’m too plebian, although I’m a great admirer of Glenn Close (but not necessarily Glenn’s clothes).
By Maurine H on 05/07/2008 2:18 am